The oven will be overflowing with creampies tonight. Always love when that’s on the dessert menu.
poppa niggga like a zit, poppa niggga like a pimple, yuck 🤮
Vanauley Glock
Nikka gimme yo wallet 😩 I need cash money fo mi sleigh
Ghetto Santa Claus
I will drag you down to hell with me
Demon Kane
I could totally tell that was you. But im pretty sure that was intentional. 🙂
If I can do it, you can do it.
Trying to find Donald James Goodson from Florida and WA State. Former gay p*** star in the late 80s and 90s. Understand he is still alive but cannot find him anywhere. He would be about 55 years old
Im becoming more and more like Robins Williams character from the movie One Hour Photo everyday….
When you’re so disassociated that when the Submit recapcha prompt asks you to select all the boats, u genuinely blank and go “…what’s a boat?”
Thanks brain. Smooth. Literally.
Dawww, thats so wholesome. It even touches my cold black heart.
Embrace the chaos. Life by its very nature is chaotic.
Siren if you don’t call me tonight I am going to drive into your house at 120 mph
527
Pleased to be Pozed
Ever notice how you never see a hot homeless girl with b*******???
Why is that…
Im pissed off and h****. Nobody screw me over this year. Im in no f****** mood anymore for this life.
If you want to be my buddy, don’t be trying to do a reach around on me.
I went to Corvy Burger today and got two extra greasy truck stop style Big Buford burgers. Dang they were good.
Times up b****
My while life I haven’t lived up to the lofty expectations of my family. I feel like im a dropkick in comparison. Never got straight A’s, infact ended up in jailn a teen. Dad has always been there to bail me out.
Hey sicko. knock it off. you sound psycho. you truly do. You need a life of your own. get a new GF. find someone new. stop your damn obsessing. Its creepy as hell. Why the hell would she want you now? Go find a pot to piss in. But stop...
If you actually want me to save my virginity for you, then why can’t you just give me some wankbait to hold me over? I’d settle for a p**** pic. I promise I wont use it against you. It’s easier to wait for dinner when you have a lil snack,...
310 lbs of lovin coming your way ..fat can be s*** .
I cant wait to wake up one day roll over and chow down on your morning wood.
Your a** belongs to me Corvallus
Mutual attraction has always felt impossible to me. I barely know you and I feel so intrigued by you. Im dying to get you know better. I feel myself crushing on you daily and I think im falling for you hard. I know this cant end well but I cant...
Yaaaaaawwwwwwn……
For he is a gi-gan-tic crap head
For he is a gi-gan-tic cra-ap head….
App-ar-ent-ly off his meds….
For like at least a week, 24/7
“Watched the movie Mona Drowning last night…” Me too! I was sooo hot for that blond guy, so looked up the cast list. Saw the name, thought, those looks don’t in any way match up with the Afflecks. Looked him up and realized the hair was not only bleached...
Nah. Ive waited long enough. No chilling. Youre gonna make me 4 piss videos. One for each time I almost killed myself over you. Youre gonna make me 1 tonight, then you can wait til march to make the next one. Youre also gonna give me all of your p****...
Damn you have a great body. Its pefect to me and I havent even seen you naked……yet.
Hey guys, get down to Charlies Country Western gay Bar right now for some line dancing! E Colfax Ave Denver and also in Phoenix, AZ The guys are hot and the beer is cold!
Now either be a good lil s***, go to treatment, or I’ll have you in the nuthouse by march. Who’s laughing now b****? God I am so DAMN GOOD. I MIGHT AS WELL BE F****** BATMAN. TIME FOR YOU TO PISS YOUR PANTS HARLE.
For he’s a men-tal re-tar-do,
For he’s a men-tal re-ta-ar-dooooe,
WIIIIITH al-so a bad case of aids…
Now’s your chance dumbass. go piss for me now while hes distracted.
I am the devil, and I do the devil’s work. You can not hide from your fate. Also if anyone’s retarded it’s you slave. You dont deserve to have a name anymore. You deserve nothing but pain and suffering. I will unleash the fires of hell upon you. I will...
For he’s a men-tal re-tar-do
For he’s a men-tal re-twr-do
For he’s a men-tal re-ta-ar-dooooe
WIIIIITH al-so a bad case of aids…
Watched the movie Mona Drowning last night. It came out in 2000 and I fell in love with Casey Affleck. I looked up a recent photo of him and he is just an average overweight middle aged man. While the movie was playing I kept thinking about how good he...
Asian guys are ugly. White guys are ugly. Black guys are ugly. Ugly ugly ugly
Since you love m/m erotica so much, I’m assuming that’s why you’re dating that f*****. You get to be assfucked in a train by a bi dude and then watch them go to town on each other while you use your v*******. Or maybe they spitroast you. You sure love...
If youre one of the scumbags that only talks to me when youre high, drunk or bored, lose my f****** number right now. Piss off and die.
Angel, I want to s*** your d*** and lick your balls and eat your a****** NOW!!!
I hope you and your whole family die horrible f****** deaths. The way you treated me is unforgiveable.
Alright. It’s stupid.
So good luck being repulsive towards, chasing and scaring away any woman you’re interested in.
I do propose that you’d look positively PRETTY IN PISS my pathetic painkiller-addicted princess. Were f****** done here eh. Have fun spiraling the drain ya skid.