Even my high end s** doll says i don’t satisfy her because od my micropenis!
I’ve been keeping up with this female describer and her confessions. Pretty interesting how she gets by the censorship and uses the term cream pie nozzle. You go mom. Whip up those cream pies.
And you’ll die trying! Just like Megatron
Ultra Magnus
There are plenty of autobots for you, ultra magnus is mine!
Galvatron
I know you are matampuhin and all. Sometimes I get Annoyed when you call, I’m anxious actually to answer your call, gosh I’ve never been experienced this before. This is a rndm confession, hahaha u silly maybe u know me already so I make thus one in return to those...
You are a meanie poop head. Talking or not . you are mean
i like.. na i luv black d*** wrestling matchs ending in j******* climaxes you pinky shoven foo
Just threw 100 dollars on a stripper because f*** you.
As you know, Saint Paddy liked to be around the hot young studs.
The only reason they threw you’re a** in when you were a child was because your so hairy. Kicking a woman in the baby is child abuse. Turns out your the abusive cho mo p***
I’m in tears. My aunt paid for my bills when I had not asked her to and now I just feel so overwhelmed by this act of kindness on her part. She’s always been very generous towards me despite her underprivileged upbringing, she insist on doing so. I’m so touched,...
To the broken hearted and those who feel like they are at the end. I dedicate this song to you. The Jets – Make it real (Official Video) Lets make this go viral. Stay Strong, God Bless
My own adult brother is pure evil. Its very hard to accept.
The idea of getting up and going to work tomorrow makes me want to shoot myself
The vast majority of Americans are blissfully unaware that they are going to get nuked by Russia. Take anohter hit of pot!
I’m sick of reading about Corvallus getting his backsnatch bred. I wanna read about other people getting their front and back snatches bred by spicy spics and Korean BBQ.
22+
I really really really like you, how do I get you out of my head? Why won’t he tell me what year he was born!? Must figure it out. He’s at least 17 years older than me (not that I care)
I haven’t been a conservative or religious for a long time now, but didn’t realize exactly how much that kind of upbringing fucked me up. I want to say I’m happy but I’m feeling extra resentful about it today, it’s like a good chunk of my life was robbed from...
I can’t wait til this f****** awful wedding is over.
i wonder what being tickled feels like and why people hate it so much
Haven’t you posted that like 674 times in the history of this site?
You know what? I think you are just angry and bitter because your gramma raped you in the b******* and stole your girlfriend as a child. Rightfully so, but you shouldnt take it out on all men....
f*** gen z. garbage generation of f****** little pricks, woke cunts. they will destroy the world.
How are people so f****** fat? I hate fat people. gross obese disgusting slobs. They make me so sick.
Now you are pregnant you are f****** your old boyfriends? Is that because you can’t get pregnant by one of them? Did you cuck your husband before you got pregnant? Sure it’s his?
I wonder if he actually loves me…………….
And if you ever wonder why I never budge, give or am as stubborn as I am about s***, that’s why. I believe it whole heartedly and there’s nothing that could ever change my mind because I witnessed all the proof I need right in front of me.
I don’t...
I pregnant so now I’m getting banged by my old boyfriends. My husband doesn’t know. It’s the only time I can do it. When there’s a baby in the oven.
a new day. a new day hopeless, depressed, bitter, angy, unmotivated, bored. Why bother anymore? I wish i could press a button and vanish from this earth.
Dont mess with my head if you dont mean it
For years I’ve been sure of my s********. I’m lesbian and I love women romantically and s*******. But suddenly I’ve been fantasizing about men and the women that used to turn me on don’t anymore.
Wait, is corvallus a white dude, a black dude, or a white girl with dissasociative identity disorder? I’m so confused.
Why don’t you and the Prestonian and Mark Halsey all get f** married and leave us normal people alone? You fags ruin this site for good normal straight people.
Ropes course
You liar I rode that d*** good and clean and then I took a s*** on that n***** d***!
–Corvallus
I need help with my c** addiction.
9″x7″ C
My boyfriend has a big crown
I need a big c*** for my hungry a**. I am in Kansas City
Disgusting State Department Jew B**** Victoria Newland was born Victoria Noodleman. She has been involved in creating the biological weapons labs in Ukraine. They always change their names to deceive. Stay informed on the dirty Jews who run America by going to real jew news d o t c o...
If a man says I love you during s** – does he mean it? He says it almost every time, maybe he feels the courage to say it then or maybe he’s saying it to lead me on or maybe he’s saying it to make the s** better? Or maybe...
No…. They don’t… Not in the long run they don’t. Absolutely not.
you dont know
Yes many men are truly pigs . they are cheap and contribute nothing in life . a waste . leeches in life . but so are women. Sometimes it takes time to understand the truth of who someone is.