You have to be a little curious about me. I come in there all the f****** time. Im definitely curious about you…why do u think i keep coming in? To see you hottie. Certainly isnt the food u serve that brings me back…

Cant wait to see u tomorrow my angel. Maybe we can kiss and hug. Hopefully more

I’m tired of this cycle Im in.

You are pathetic lol! You and that ugly cross eyed w**** are f****** disgusting. Gee how was your Easter with the children and grandchildren, oh wait that’s right LMAO! You don’t get holidays with them anymore. Instead you get that cross eyed b**** and her little mini yetis. What a...

He cares. I told him that i was nervous cause of school and classes and stuff and he asked if i was okay, i said good enough and he said along the lines of “well remember, if your never not okay, you can come to me” i can’t stop looking...

Got gassy ..stinky to . toot toot

I don’t know what this feeling is, but you’re the first guy friend I feel very comfortable with. We used to be pretty close and often chatted even though it was random, and now it’s never happened again and I don’t know why it ended. If you see this, can...

I have a really huge crush on this one dude i work with and Friday was his last day on the job. I really don’t know what to do with this feeling and not sure if u should tell him what i feel about him.

WHEN I GET ENOUGH JIZZLE JUICE IN MY BACKSNATCH!

You must be 70 and out of time. Grew up calling people into technology nerds. Now you are throwing away money because you don’t have the know how to cash in.
Selfish pigs like you will die greedily in a quite room with a pocket full of someone else’s...

Honestly I think we both know you have suppressed your true bi feelings for me so long you are going to burst. eventually. I think we should meet up at a wine bar in a dim lit room, kiss and make out until the bottle is empty. Then go our...

Quick confession. What if I tell you I’m not yet okay. I’ve been striving hard tell myself to forget and move on, I’ve been telling myself nga you changed, you’re not the type of person I’ve met before but I’m still thinking ’bout you. I thought I’m the one who...

Hello devils, Satanists, witches, and whores. Happy Easter ✝️🌸 : )

Lols

Stalking the crush of your crush ..is kinda creepy. Its crazy. The girl you are stalking ? Is innocent . she’s probably the kindest girl . why in heavens name would you toy with her ? You really are weirdly creepy!!

Don’t be so melodramatic. You sound absolutely retarded. Are you retarded?

There’s no such thing as the reaper. Just like there’s no such thing as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. You need to pay off the Lord Of The Rings, mother fucker. You also need a few good smacks...

What’s wrong with those people! Like Earth no longer serves the purpose of habitat!

God bless Corvallus Bronson Winslow and God bless the Holy Jism

May God Bless the Russian Federation

You fat eddie haskell brown nosing bag of s***. I hope the cops throw your fat pathetic a** in jail. Reap what you sow Matty

Circumcised vs Uncircumcised. The debate continues.

Hondo Mondo

I had goulash for sulper since I cannot afford anything better but it was tasty.

my two crushes todd and angel. id f*** and s*** u both.

Still motivated ✌
Ganbatte!

I still love him even tho…
– get over this. i dont love ya and its annoying for me. i ve my new gf with me

I still love him even tho we only were together for a short period of time

You were trying to get your nut? So your people really do love off twiggs, berries and wild nuts? If I saw a blackman climbing a tree to get a nut, I might be completely floored that they still live like that in the wild. It might come across as...

Say that in English, Blackie. Most people are not from Zimbabwe.

Are you looking for advice? Was that a question? It means you are a black transexual.

I s*** off my bf and let him c** in my mouth every single day after school.

That’s a fear you need to overcome and be rewarded.

There is not a single job or even interview I have ever done that I wasn’t nervous or scared for.

Most jobs I’m flying from the seat of my pants winging it for the first 3 months. I always look...

Where does a 50 something year old woman begin over within her very shattered life? I dunno where to begin.

How should day 1 begin and , what steps should I take to start again ?

I also wish I had more normal friends! I also wish I wasn’t so frumpy . middle aged. And kinda actually depressed about it all. I have 75 more lbs to lose . I look thinner , but after 3 amputations I feel terrible about myself these days. I think...

i wish i had more friends. i wish i had more best friends. i wish i had new friends.

Kinda looking forward to Musk taking over Twitter. I hope he shuts the whole damn thing down.

Wendy’s burgers arent really great, but they’re at least beef unlike the cat meat that Rallys/Checkers sells. Must be why Presto Jizzo loves em so much, his taste buds are destroyed from eating all that trucker jism and a**.

I used to only want to kill myself sometimes now its almost all the time these past few years.

I hate women especially annoying drunk cunts. F*** them

And a b****. With seriously very bad musical taste. Really really f****** bad musial taste.

It’s quite sickening, I need to stop thinking about it.

You are a day closer to the DEATH ASTEROID!

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