Inhale.
Guts
by Chuck Palahniuk
Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
A friend of mine, when he...

I’m CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW, and I’m out here straight 💦💦 jizzlin baby 💦💦

My dream job is professional cocksucker.

im not a rapper

fake Corvallus is

Simply,

Corvallus

who loves them some hairy manbush, lemme get a HELL YEAH

One day I ran out of clean underwear and borrowed p****** and I think I liked them better than boxers.

Why all the hatred towards incells?

It’s not like they impact your life any? What you sound like to me is someone, I can’t tell if you are a man or a woman, one thing is for sure, you are really f****** weird and angry, but you seem like someone...

“Me llamo Corvo Breedo, my a** flaming hot like a Cheeto, all my libido is in my culito, yo necessito mucho grande black burritos, find me at Cleo’s wearing a popper bandolier with a speedo”

— some bars from Corvallus Winslow’s upcoming summer banger “CALLE OCHO POR VIDA” featuring Sucio...

I wish you knew what a f****** awful “friend” youve been to me over the years.

I sometimes wonder of little Alex Gonella is so fucked up mentally because he was raised by a psychopath like Michael Gonella or if it’s just a coincidence.

Whatever it is, hi is one creepy little f***.

Hey NARCISSIST! Are you and your home wrecking w**** going to church this morning? Sick f****** assholes! You both are so pathetic. Will you wear your fake wedding ring? 🤣
Oh by the way, you can’t undo what you’ve already done on social media. Nice try though you cheating...

I’ll be back to make sure your not getting any dumber latter nerds going to make America great again with antifa

Most of us get mad about the rapists, pedophiles, murderers, drug dealers, thugs but we must remember that they are human beings, and they need a place to live.

We cannot be bitter about those who have already raped, fondled, murdered, sold drugs, and beaten others.

Lets pray for...

someone should go around and help that woman who has all those foster children at her house. I knew her better years ago but she does so much all on her own.

I have a new crush. So young, so awkward, like a puppy trying to please, so cute, not usually my type at all but damn theres something about you. I hope to see you again real soon.

Let us pray for those who have broken the Immigration Laws. We ALREADY have strong Border and Immigration laws but no enforcement under the Communist regime. But we can’t be bitter
about those who have already arrived (in violation of the law).

Nor can we be bitter about...

Lets pray for the American family including those who are flooding the border. Most of us get mad about the open border but we must remember that they are human beings, and they need a better place to live. Let us also pray for those who have died trying to...

Heather my love

Meet us for breakfast tomorrow morning at the world famous Krolls Diner in Bismarck, North Dakota at 10 am Ask for Big Al and Marge

Kaison

I just saw a young black stud who is about 30 years old arrive at the apt building next door. He is dressed in stone washed tight jeans and jean jacket. I didn’t even think that they still made stone washed jeans. I am an old queen and he really...

Back in the 90s I had a gay boyfriend named Tom and we used to shop at a used clothing store that actually had a used mens underwear box and when we arrived at the store he would head right over to the underwear box and get turned on by...

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. It’s just studying nonstop and then seeing what my family plans to eat. Going out with friends is nice but it’s tiring, going out alone is boring cuz I have nowhere to go. Working out is the only thing I look forward...

Is this making your blood boil hun? I’ll try to stay away from this and let you take care of it. I love you.

Why do fat b****** exist they’re terrible for the growth of society

Somebody loves “Bobs Burgers” 🙌🙌😁

I don’t think that 🍔Robert Hamburger is that guy’s real name. –🌈The Faggler™.

I would definitely buy that album. My favorite song is “Popperbate” feature Raww Dogg, especially the Jam Pony Express version

– CORVALLUS

To answer the last posts is I don’t think anyone cares. Well they do, just not in a good way.

Maybe you should consider suicide?

Do pedos come on here making their requests known so you can be the winner and they will come into your home and r*** your daughters? Interesting. 🐷

Who is this ugly lost b**** referring to? She’s not the cute variety of feline I guess.

Isn’t existing weird? One of these day go deep into thought on how you came to be. Go back using you’re mind, try to understand and unlock a whole new idea. Then give corvallus a smack on that scrotum cap he be wearing

Queen

Always remember that you can buy great authorized refurbisher Desktop computers with montiors and mouse for as low as 137 on Amazon

Dont forget to take your zoloft hun

I want some booty and some fruity tooty

That’s a lie and Ukraine isn’t Nazi. That’s like saying the US is Nazi cuz the Proud Boys and Neo-Nazis we have.

They are all fighting for their lives, yes including the Nazi Azov. Doesn’t make the govt or country Nazi.

If the US were getting attacked it’d be all...

I watch gay p*** all the time but I don’t think I am gay.

Greased shaft

I f****** hate liberals so f****** much. Cancer on society. Put down all woke people.