Im 40 yo, married 3 children, So the past almost 9 years I been going to this little Asian Ladys place for my haircut, Shes 60, 5ft 2, 120/130 lbs, great athletic body, bubble b***, Nice Firm breast, She cuts hair and Massages, While she cuts hair she is in Heels, Bra and P****** and a silk black apron and Im always Feeling and touching on her, She positions her breast in my face and she always smells Amazing she was very close the other day I my fingers slid in her p****** and I felt all BUSH AND I always had a fantasy of C****** inside of a Hairy Bush, her name is Ling mi shes from Vietnam but speaks clear English and sounds like an American, I asked her how much to Let me give her a c******* we discussed it and she took me upstairs to her loft apt, big king sized bed She Stripped Naked laid on the bed with her legs spread open and her Gorgeous Bush just Awaiting my shaft, her pretty freshly pedicure pink toes Waiting for sum mouth attention I got in her bed after I Stripped and we started kissing and touching eachother’s bodys, Her Head game was incredible and she was determined to make me Shoot it wasn’t long after i slowly slid into her I immediately exploded and i was rubbing her c*** as she was c****** with me, I told her to get in d********** position and i spit on and rubbed my d*** as i slid it in again and just a few thrusts I Came in her p**** again, we both got into her shower and I washed her we kept kissing and touching, shes an amazing kisser, we got out after round 3 in the shower and we dried off and She layed on her bed naked and I rubbed lotion all over her body and then I had to whip it out and Put the tip on her bush and Sprayed my juices on her Hairy p**** and rubbed it using my soft shaft, This is what I needed for so long as we dont have alotta s** in my marriage.
38 married mom of two. Past week I had lunch with a bestie at work. She was telling me about wishing her son would get lucky. Here I’m in bed alone and thinking about never having a V i r g i n B o y between my legs. And wondering about the look on his face when he squirts his first load. Now that’s gotta be master card priceless.
Fast & Furious (2001) im Kino JETZT! Nur im Kino!
TV Programmm 📺
ive been gooning to this woman in Gütersloh on instagram and another blonde woman in paderborn
I’m gonna tickle your dad’s p****
I can’t j******* to your mother, only your dad gets my d***
Separation, segregation, retardation, big words hurt our society
I had s** with a greyhound bus driver in the niagara falls bus station washroom while I really had to pee
Hehe I left the hotel staff a warm gift in the sheets, it could be pee, poo, or chocolate or all! -Poop Boy 416.
Inbred Newfoundland girls are not my cup of tea
Köln Germany is home to some of the purest blue eyed blonde women
Tickle my pickle, I’m erect and slippery, just how Uncle likes it.
I am so not on the fu]cking mood for Christmas this year.
My mother is a rotten person thats ruined my life and any chance of a future I might have.
Feel like eating #cnrecipe
I’ve got no time for faggots
I contort world’s at my demand and leave civilizations crumbling on their knees. -Demon kane
I love Germany
I came from an alternative reality where Germany had world d*********, what the f*** lesbian world am I in here
Alien 3 was dog s***
Yung dubz got knocked off by his own man’s looolz
Barca, ibiza, f*** your father all night in vienna
I would love to know what happened to you stud. I miss you every day and every night
I was walking on the beach when these two cops approached a young woman. I noticed she turned her back to them as she reached down and expanded the shred of cloth covering her cl- itoris. The cloth was on a drawstring and she was able to pull it wider...
Treat your father like a jetski and ride his d***. -apache 207
I love it when I see R34 of The Powerpuff Girls….. especially Blossom….. she’s so [REDACTED] hot! For those who wanna know house address….. it’s [REDACTED]. And phone number is [REDACTED] and Vidlii account is [REDACTED] with [REDACTED]. F***!!!
I have a crush on Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls and I think she’s so hot and s*** in many ways.
I think I might have a crush on my niece (I’m 14 and she’s 10)
Why couldn’t the weather have been this f[ucking nice yesterday when I went to the forest for a walk? It was f#ucking gray and depressing. Today, it is sunny and beautiful.
Search CORVALLUS for some real belly laughs
do 3rd world people only eat frogs or worms.????
really difficult if you have eaten expired toads.
F*** you mum. You piece of drunk s***.
wow what is happening to the story makers …
It’s the Holidays. My Mother has a family heirloom and rare nutcracker. One at a time she puts my nuts in the nut cracker and squeezes until I can’t stand it. She says it is a tradition.
She put the jaws of the nutcracker around the head of my...
How do you know it is fiction?
The world is stranger than you think!
reading fanfiction here is nice, great writers I must say , great story tellers indeed
She sits back in the chair and draws a puff on her water bong as she spreads her legs over the arms of the chair. I kneel before her and lick her bun while she smokes.
I lick up and down her abundant lips and circle around her c***....
Every year my Mom takes photos of the Christmas tree. She makes me stand behind one of the branches and hang my balls out like they were hanging from the tree. I have to put them over the branch. Sometimes I put them under the branch like they were hanging...
I shouldn’t have to choose between my mental health and my s** life. Suicide is seeming like a nice third option.
woooooooooooooo. woooooooooooooooh.woaaaaaaaaaaaah.woaaaaaaaaaaaaah– nothing just lemme scream waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 😀 i’m such a dork.
Bakey wakey
I don’t like people censoring what I say with that asterisk b-u- l -l s-h-i-t.
I don’t give a S H I T how many times I post it! –The BLACK RN
