When I was fighting in WW2 for Tha allies I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in the trenches

Mexican women are like worms, thin, slippery and lots of them want water

I’m gonna tickle your dad’s p****

I can’t j******* to your mother, only your dad gets my d***

Separation, segregation, retardation, big words hurt our society

I had s** with a greyhound bus driver in the niagara falls bus station washroom while I really had to pee

Hehe I left the hotel staff a warm gift in the sheets, it could be pee, poo, or chocolate or all!
-Poop Boy 416.

Inbred Newfoundland girls are not my cup of tea

Köln Germany is home to some of the purest blue eyed blonde women

Tickle my pickle, I’m erect and slippery, just how Uncle likes it.

I am so not on the fu]cking mood for Christmas this year.

My mother is a rotten person thats ruined my life and any chance of a future I might have.

Feel like eating
#cnrecipe

I’ve got no time for faggots

I contort world’s at my demand and leave civilizations crumbling on their knees.
-Demon kane

I love Germany

I came from an alternative reality where Germany had world d*********, what the f*** lesbian world am I in here

Alien 3 was dog s***

Yung dubz got knocked off by his own man’s looolz

Barca, ibiza, f*** your father all night in vienna

I would love to know what happened to you stud. I miss you every day and every night

I was walking on the beach when these two cops approached a young woman. I noticed she turned her back to them as she reached down and expanded the shred of cloth covering her cl- itoris. The cloth was on a drawstring and she was able to pull it wider...

I was walking on the beach when these two cops approached a young woman. I noticed she turned her back to them as she reached down and expanded the shred of cloth covering her cl- itoris. The cloth was on a drawstring and she was able to pull it wider...

Treat your father like a jetski and ride his d***.
-apache 207

I love it when I see R34 of The Powerpuff Girls….. especially Blossom….. she’s so [REDACTED] hot! For those who wanna know house address….. it’s [REDACTED]. And phone number is
[REDACTED] and Vidlii account is [REDACTED] with [REDACTED]. F***!!!

I have a crush on Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls and I think she’s so hot and s*** in many ways.

I think I might have a crush on my niece (I’m 14 and she’s 10)

Why couldn’t the weather have been this f[ucking nice yesterday when I went to the forest for a walk? It was f#ucking gray and depressing. Today, it is sunny and beautiful.

Search CORVALLUS for some real belly laughs

do 3rd world people only eat frogs or worms.????

really difficult if you have eaten expired toads.

F*** you mum. You piece of drunk s***.

wow what is happening to the story makers …

It’s the Holidays. My Mother has a family heirloom and rare nutcracker. One at a time she puts my nuts in the nut cracker and squeezes until I can’t stand it. She says it is a tradition.

She put the jaws of the nutcracker around the head of my...

How do you know it is fiction?

The world is stranger than you think!

reading fanfiction here is nice, great writers I must say , great story tellers indeed

She sits back in the chair and draws a puff on her water bong as she spreads her legs over the arms of the chair. I kneel before her and lick her bun while she smokes.

I lick up and down her abundant lips and circle around her c***....

Every year my Mom takes photos of the Christmas tree. She makes me stand behind one of the branches and hang my balls out like they were hanging from the tree. I have to put them over the branch. Sometimes I put them under the branch like they were hanging...

I shouldn’t have to choose between my mental health and my s** life. Suicide is seeming like a nice third option.

woooooooooooooo. woooooooooooooooh.woaaaaaaaaaaaah.woaaaaaaaaaaaaah– nothing just lemme scream waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 😀 i’m such a dork.