You know, I was partially convinced you would get more attractive or do something to make me regret losing you.

I am happy to say that you are as unattractive as ever. I’m glad to be rid of you and you deserve worse.

I hit the jackpot today after a long drought.

There’s a cruisy trail in my city that runs along our skanky “river” and runs past a lot of heavy industrial areas. There are always signs that the area is frequented by those experiencing homelessness. The best place to cruise is...

Beth…it’s your little big brother. The one who likes smelling your socks, but in the past you have turned me down. Since I was 16, I stole your socks and nylons from your hamper to smell and enjoy. It’s my fantasy to smell them on you. Please Sissy. I’m willing...

Do you even realize how much c** would have to be in a condom for it to be filled to the breaking point?!? 🤣😂🤣🤣 That’s funny as s***. Not the visual I was expecting this morning but I’ll roll with it.

I want to kiss whoever invented precooked bacon.

RIP Miss Cleo she would’ve made a killing streaming

that c*** that reads the news on bris 7 is f****** annoying and bullying me. the dirty witch.

Nappy Headed Hoes

so much is not happening for me. and wont happen for me. and im completely crushed by that reality.

S*** MY D*** HONKY

Weeks are flying by and im getting sadder and lonelier. Years are passing and im feeling more and more alone and lost. I feel like crying every night.

“c**/jizzle juice”

LOL got you writing like me!

– CORVALLUS

I am the J*** Jehovah!

karma is kicking your old alcoholic a** old f***.

Met a pig on my walk home from a pub, close to an underground parking lot. I always give this place a view as I’ve had a few anon encounters in it. This time a hot bearded muscled bear was driving out and we both exchanged the cruise ‘look’. He...

A top that has fucked me in the past sends me a text stating there are a few guys getting together @2 to have some fun… I let him know I would be late if I could make it and he said ‘No worries. Front door is open, come...

i live on caffeine weed and percocet

– CORVALLUS

You keep treating me poorly and neglecting me. I hope your ugly gf leaves your loser a**.

Corvallus lives on fried chicken and rallys burgers.

Are you fat? I don’t think he likes fat people much. Maybe if you got on a tread mill and lost a few lbs he wouldn’t torment you so much?

I’m not KAM or anyone else I’m the oft imitated foreverfornicated King of Kreme, the Leche Lord, the nut-tar czar CORVALLUS

I like em tall and legal and madam you meet the requirements when u take that trip to Miami make sure you holla so I can show you our...

I told the church about how a real estate agent was stallking me and my family and was an illigimate kid of my cousin stephan and it was not funny abusing me like that either. a very dirty trick I was not going to have when his daughter stole charlie...

Wtf?!? VIPS??!! 😆😆. Am I seriously the only person that can see that all of this s*** is from the old hag?!? Every self named “character” on here, IS HER, any time someone posts stupid s*** or i***** and murder s***, IT’S HER!! then again, maybe I’m the only other...

ive been a very bad boy and need to be pegged

6’1″ ciswoman: are you interested in pansexual fuckbeasts? I’m hairy, have a tantalizing tongue, and am an ace flick-n-stick jockey.

HMU on all the socials

– CORVALLUS

ummmm…….what is this fight between corvallis and prestonian? could somebody explain?

I don’t think any one truly cares for me
I have never felt more alone in my life

Ever wonder if the bulk of these posts come from maybe like 2 or 3 bored people just f****** with everybody on the internet for s***’s and giggles? 🤔

How come every “Nick” I met is an a******?

Reminder for whites out there your job is to:

✓ Drain my balls
✓ fill my belly
✓ don’t ask me for s***! (Especially not tips!)

Bubbles in my colon . .. Uh oh . farted

Uh oh . fart . fart.

Weigh-in time is here . You all are getting so skinny . keep up the good work! You are all looking marvelous and your health has improved.

Ok , the fart passed . its ok. I didn’t explode with the gas. Im here now . you are welcome!

Be inspired to be thinner and sexier. EXERCISE!

Dont forget , drink water ..boys and girls .

A ride on a stationary bike… Gives you more bang for that expenditure of calorie burn .

Exercise.. Is the way to go !

I love corn on the cob . no one ever got fat eating it. Just leave off butter and salt . yummy !

Its EXERCISE TIME..get your b*** out of your chair. Drop..give me 10 pushups