It’s funny how innocent people tend to die around you!
Agent Zero
When i was 18 , my buddy and I were hanging out in his room ,he went to take a shower , came back with a towel around him , his room was kind of dark all the time which was cool , his parents were away ,so nobody was to be around. He says lets burn one ,so he openened his window , we smoked up , then he says man im h**** ,mind if i hang out naked ? I said this is your house , whatever . With that he dropped his towel, for the first time i saw him naked , 18 like me ,we were both fit , almost no body hair like me ,beautiful c*** and a** . Im sitting in a chair like mortica had on Adams family only in my shorts , he walked up to me , handed me a beer and im staring right at his c***. Jerry noticed and said dude , how about a b****** ? I said dude , were not gay , he said i know , and we wont be after . Jerry just stood there , I dont know what took me over , but i reached out and touched his c***,he became instantly hard . He said feel my balls , i did . He put his c*** about an inch from my lips , and i took the head in. In my head im freaking out ,but at the same ime thinking i like this . I bobbed on his c*** , came off it , licked the shaft , then the precum on his head, all while playing with his balls. Then i put it back in mouth.We were both getting ino it , then i put my hands up to his n****** , and all of a sudden , he was shooting loads of c** in my mouth , i didnt expect it and kept swallowing, i actually loved it . So did he. When it was over , he said holy f*** dude that was great . I said yeah it was .. From then on , when i’d go over there , he would just be comig out of shower , just stay naked , and say dude ,you want this ? I sucked him so many times like that , he never did anything , and i didnt really care . All this is true and it actually happened as told ..
Fast & Furious (2001) im Kino JETZT! Nur im Kino!
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ive been gooning to this woman in Gütersloh on instagram and another blonde woman in paderborn
How come it’s legal to be GAY? Yet it’d illegal to have s e x with a dog
Tickle my p**** until I get a Rash
you are so tall and a** titted that if you didn’t wake up and bend over to put your shoes on for the day , there would be no sunshine. seeing your a** is the center of this universe you freak.
i ignored my nephew and his dog the other day. i hate his grandmother so much i hope her eyes pop out with ebola blood death
My gay gather
Rotten fish hook
Mother opened the door and caught me. I tried to hide it. She said, “Stick it out!” I had to stick out my erection. Mother slapped it with a ruler.
Then she made me hold out my hands and she slapped them with the ruler too. She made me bend...
i can’t stand the news anywhere. just saying. i hate all those idiots. even the pretty ones.
So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a dui
Say it with me, f*** the tdsb
I want a psycho berlin bich that listens to techno
I got my d*** sucked in a value village change room by a fucken transvestite
Vienna hbf a b**** tickled my pickle in the RE train washroom
don’t play with your tool!
Does your Mother punish you when you get caught playing with your birdie?
If my Mother or Sister catches me abusing my bird then I get punished. My Sister lied to Mother and said she saw me abusing my bird. Mother believed her and I’m not allowed to talk back...
I’m fucken embarrassed to be a Canadian, FU CK CANADA
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Mentally retarded mountain lions
Bro thinks he’s James Dean
I got my p**** touched in Miami
Barware famous always lived by my peoples
When daddy touches my d*** it tickles
I’ve always wanted to weld my p**** to another man’s p****, when the tips touch we bond for life.
Are you supposed to be Elvis or something
We touched tips, d*** tips, we are brothers now.
Don’t worry, it’s not gay, I made your dad my b****
This is now the gay dad hookup forum
Ich trinke nie. Aber 2 Drinks hier machen mich müde und betrunken
gütersloh kirchstraße is a good place to meet b****** for dates
I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can slurp your dad’s d***
Canada is full of millions of dog s*** Indians
Deport all indians from Canada NOW!!
Canada is a prison, this country f****** s****
It’s not gay if you j******* your homie with gloves on
I put Lamborghini doors on my n***** escalade. -50 cent.
Meet me at cummer ave
Meet me at gütersloh kirchstraße
gütersloh kirchstraße
That’s the way we like it on the b**** express. -the polar express.
Bro thinks he’s Jesus Christmas
