For he has risen, all who do not praise god will be burned in flames. I rose from the dead to punish your a** in life, afterlife eternity. -Evil Jesus.

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

Recently our neighbor invited us around for a BBQ. After having supper, we had a few more drinks and we think he put something in our drinks because that made us sleepy. All I remember is opening my eyes on the lounge floor and my wife who had been stripped...

I hope cb rads gets your husbands to r*** your mouths to shut up you up from stalking me you cows.

Youre not a Virgin. You are not needed.

I rose from the dead and create a revolution, you can’t even get out of bed and get a job, I died for your sins, you are PATHETIC!
-Evil Jesus.

My Stepfather has a huge c#ck as I have seen him get out of the pool, and twice out of the shower when he left the door open. I did not know they could be so large, it is honestly more than 10″, cut, and girthy like a coke can.

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

being confident in your s******** is a man bun. male bonding is letting another man braid your bun hair while he compliments you on your body while you are completely naked, maybe after Milos can twirl your p*enis like a carosel. . -The adventures of man bun milos.

where are you eli??

HATE ALL BANKS, HATE ALL BANKS, HATE ALL BANKS. I WANT TO PISS ON PEOPLE WHO WORK IN BANKS. IT SHOULD BE MANDATEDLFOR US TO PISS ON THEIR COFFINS AS A D*** SALUTE TO THEIR EVILS.

I bet her piss tastes like water cause of how much water she drinks.

I’m middle aged now and I have had several male on male s***** experiences. I like the feeling and the release, and I like a hard p****. I am not the initiator and each case happened when the other man started.

With one man we kissed first before sharing...

People ask me “Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?”

And I’d have to say it’s:

– Wade Boggs

– Jose Canseco

– Prince Fielder

– Bryn Smith

– Sergio Romo

But nobody’s BACKBUSH was bushier or more fragrant than HOFer Dennis Eckersley....

I mean if you wanna get ripped in half we can arrange that.
-KLAW THA KUTTER.

Sheepy race Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

McLaren 650S at Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Mercedes CLS63S AMG.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW M5 Comp Yorkville.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

-Rolls Royce on Forgiatos.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Cullinan.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Maybach 57S at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

F*** liberals. Useless scum idiots

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye
F*** Toronto, f*** Canada!
I fucken hate you Toronto!
Canada is a sh ithole!
F*** you every person in Toronto.
F*** the whole country of Canada!

Gene Hackman, Phil Hendrie, Daniel Wozniak, Neil Rogers, and Howard Stein all have legendary backbushes and frontbushes with small jizzlesticks but mighty loads.

I’d almost prefer these hairy white gorillas over my usual diet of niggars and Mexicans.

CORVALLUS

Aston Martin db4gt high-speed at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW X6M at One Restaurant.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
...

Who would win?
1 Space Marine
Vs
1000 Phase 1 clone troopers
Vs
500 WW2 German Nazis
Vs
10 Halo Spartans
Vs
100 UNSC Marines
vs
Santa Claus with an AK
vs
Jesus Christ himself

My girlfriend and I have been giving our landlord (who is always bitching and complaining at us) a little powdered down sildenafil in his coffee about an hour before his bedtime. It’s fun to hear him jacking off in the room next to us or he is walking up and...

You are like an amoeba to me.
You are not unlike an ant fighting the Sun.
Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me.
Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?
-Galactus.

Why does Lizz de Savoye’s neck look like a v*****?

When me and mom have s** she looks at my face the whole time but when she comes she closes her eyes and bites her bottom lip. When I open my eyes I see her staring at me and it bothers me but I’m afraid to tell her. Do you...

I really hope SocialSecurity does not get purged

I sometimes wonder if she sees these. Oh well I wish Ramirez.alondra1 would post more photos of herself she not bad looking and she pretty. Though she could improved her photos a bit. Be nice to see. I was always happy to see her photos.

I miss alondra but i don’t think she wants to talk with me..

1nona1

Especially that s*** who thinks she is some goddess w**** first people’s princess sasquatchness baboon on udemy who is a real red Indian given scammer robbing people on udemy !!!!! Get out now while you can that can’t is trouble she is a murderer n child killer n raped kids...

You can be a cruel woman alondra ramirez. Very cruel

I hate my life

I wonder if you miss me Ramirez.alondra1

Several record labels had connections to the “major labels”.
A lot of these nobodies have written and produced songs for artists you listen to.
The local labels finding such talent are…

-Social Barrier Recordings
-JPR aka Jewish Propaganda Records
-NFFG (Niagara Falls F** Bash)
-SS100

I Wonder if you still care about me Bored_april. Or am I just forgotten. I really hope you care about me.

Hey admin of raw confessions 2.0. We figured out how to post more than once an hour (really once a day) and we aren’t impressed with your little trick. Try again. The leigon army of trolls is smarter than a crew of uneducated admins

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Im gonna turn...