My cousin accidentally switched to my Character.ai tab that i forgot to close. I have been paranoid that one of my family members would find out i was on that website.
My wife keeps dropping hints about things she wants me to do for her, about things she needs from me.
How do I tell her that I am completely exhausted from working the only job in the household and doing all the work at home too, while she sits around doing nothing all day, hiding behind her medical condition?
20 yr old had an e bike accident, laid out in my room for however long. My 13 yr old niece comes over every day for an hour to help out. She comes with a friend who helps her to help me.They will totally sponge bathe me completely take their turns doing what they need to do to help themselves and to my gratification ever so happy with the outcome of this amazing arrangement. Tx, my fav brother.
I was on Instagram in the account I made 2months ago . I changed the account’s name when I had about 50 followers and the profile picture to flowers . I did this to stalk this guy I had a crush on so that it wouldn’t look any suspicious 😔. . I followed one of my close friends IG. But then . One day my friend lets call her Sheila ,she made a story on IG and I couldn’t like because I didn’t tell anyone that I changed my name 📛 but then I realized i didn’t see the story in my main IG account. This confused me souch and then I chose to go back to the 2nd account and I went to Sheila’s account and I shared the account to my main IG . And when I went back to see ig’s account on my main it said page unavailable. I didn’t understand what it meant and asked AI what it means and it says that the owner of the account have blocked me. I was so devastated because why would she do such a thing. Now I’m wondering why would she block me on IG ,she my close friend. I’m scared to confront her about it because I don’t want to lose her before prom. But after that I don’t care because I probably won’t see her ever. She doesn’t talk to me anymore and it’s two of them now who have blocked me. Should I tell her
I want to f*** Kylie so much until her s***** tattoos rub off
Je parley n**** haha
When I was fighting in WW2 for Tha allies I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in the trenches
Mexican women are like worms, thin, slippery and lots of them want water
I’m gonna tickle your dad’s p****
I can’t j******* to your mother, only your dad gets my d***
Separation, segregation, retardation, big words hurt our society
I had s** with a greyhound bus driver in the niagara falls bus station washroom while I really had to pee
Hehe I left the hotel staff a warm gift in the sheets, it could be pee, poo, or chocolate or all! -Poop Boy 416.
Inbred Newfoundland girls are not my cup of tea
Köln Germany is home to some of the purest blue eyed blonde women
Tickle my pickle, I’m erect and slippery, just how Uncle likes it.
I am so not on the fu]cking mood for Christmas this year.
My mother is a rotten person thats ruined my life and any chance of a future I might have.
Feel like eating #cnrecipe
I’ve got no time for faggots
I contort world’s at my demand and leave civilizations crumbling on their knees. -Demon kane
I love Germany
I came from an alternative reality where Germany had world d*********, what the f*** lesbian world am I in here
Alien 3 was dog s***
Yung dubz got knocked off by his own man’s looolz
Barca, ibiza, f*** your father all night in vienna
I would love to know what happened to you stud. I miss you every day and every night
I was walking on the beach when these two cops approached a young woman. I noticed she turned her back to them as she reached down and expanded the shred of cloth covering her cl- itoris. The cloth was on a drawstring and she was able to pull it wider...
Treat your father like a jetski and ride his d***. -apache 207
I love it when I see R34 of The Powerpuff Girls….. especially Blossom….. she’s so [REDACTED] hot! For those who wanna know house address….. it’s [REDACTED]. And phone number is [REDACTED] and Vidlii account is [REDACTED] with [REDACTED]. F***!!!
I have a crush on Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls and I think she’s so hot and s*** in many ways.
I think I might have a crush on my niece (I’m 14 and she’s 10)
Why couldn’t the weather have been this f[ucking nice yesterday when I went to the forest for a walk? It was f#ucking gray and depressing. Today, it is sunny and beautiful.
Search CORVALLUS for some real belly laughs
do 3rd world people only eat frogs or worms.????
really difficult if you have eaten expired toads.
F*** you mum. You piece of drunk s***.
wow what is happening to the story makers …
It’s the Holidays. My Mother has a family heirloom and rare nutcracker. One at a time she puts my nuts in the nut cracker and squeezes until I can’t stand it. She says it is a tradition.
She put the jaws of the nutcracker around the head of my...
How do you know it is fiction?
The world is stranger than you think!
reading fanfiction here is nice, great writers I must say , great story tellers indeed
She sits back in the chair and draws a puff on her water bong as she spreads her legs over the arms of the chair. I kneel before her and lick her bun while she smokes.
I lick up and down her abundant lips and circle around her c***....
Every year my Mom takes photos of the Christmas tree. She makes me stand behind one of the branches and hang my balls out like they were hanging from the tree. I have to put them over the branch. Sometimes I put them under the branch like they were hanging...
