It wasn’t real :

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that someone brings me 2 Big Bufords and a chocolate shake!

Im 14f hoping it doesn’t hurt like the first time

shout out for bringing back Jay Zaljoos the Dutch Docking Daddy whoever wrote that

For better results please use mayonnaise.

when you say the Greens stole the election from Clinton, that is kind of like saying Clinton stole the election from Sanders. The greens would have voted for Sanders.

I hate nazis and commies. Especially those who want to shut down this site. Our freedom of speech will not be unauthorized. You can take a running jump into the lake of fire.

I HOPE U GET RESULTS BECAUSE I REPORTED THIS S*** SITE TO CYBERTIP AND AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT

I think I proved my point. I’m a genius and I offended a lot of trashy liberals here. It feels good.

My sister has treated me and my parents like s*** since she got married last year. C***!!

Suddenly irritable, but why? I’ve spent the day tolerating my brothers girlfriend, and I think I’m angry at myself for doing that. Wasted a day. But I know I didn’t. How to diffuse anger. Boiling, raging anger. I’m going for a walk. That will help.

나한텐 희망이 없어. ໂລກກຳລັງພັງທະລາຍ. เรามารวมกันและสามัคคีกันได้ไหม? Жардам. Соғыс келе жатыр. Мы ўсё, што маем. Я використовую свої ресурси, щоб закликати тих, хто хоче миру у всьому світі.Զանգվածային մահ և ստրկություն. O putem opri? Bomo kdaj našli mir? Er wird auferstehen. Ruego por un nuevo comienzo. Bara en positiv förändring i världen....

I love to scare people. Every time a scammer calls me, I speak to them in Latin. It always scares the hell out of them. Either that or I speak in a North Korean dialect.

For that dude that says he wants to be dominated by a woman. It’s chill, you’re not weird and there’s nothing wrong with you. If some men want to dominate women, others can want to be dominated by women. It’s just a preference. You don’t have to be ashamed of...

Me to

You are sick. You really are .

Is that Jesus pronounced Heysoos? Some dude from Libya or something?

Are you like really ugly? Is that why you can’t just get what you need with little to no effort like normal people?

Perhaps you should kill yourself and start over? A re-do.

Good morning perverts. How is everyone sinning today?

Anyone else think the racist is actually a black man?

I have a suspicion it’s actually a black man.

Moscow Is Filled With S-400s as – Russia Is Preparing For A Total War With NATO. Wake Up, Prepare. Biden is busy napping.

i want to murder

Good bye perverts.

F*** u irish f****** frat faggots. st patricks day s****. loser mick drunks drink and drive. die

I late 40’s man still have not seen the movie Titanic. I’m a romantic too. It just strikes me like it would be a girl movie.

Someone doesn’t understand how women find it romantic, and I have not seen it, but I understand the idea, classes of people, trash...

🤗😁🤗 HAPPY ST. PATRICK DAY.

Better raise the debt ceiling another 30 trillion, to cover the losses and allow for banker bonuses.

Why are low temperatures cold and high temperatures hot? This makes no sense to me.

Women are afraid of my p**** and rightfully so. They don’t call the destroyer for nothing.

I hope my evil b**** mother suffers and dies

… just waiting for this fat f****** b****** who budded in front of me to either drop dead of a head attack or get the f*** out of here…. and here he goes. Some people have no common courtesy. I snapped on him the last time he did that, I...

Look over THERE! Don’t look over here.

I feel like at this point I should just make a confession website… Moderate it of course so these inbred degenerates can stay far away from social interaction.

Drink yourself to death DJ

I think I’ll change my name to Dike Van D*** so my name stands out on resume.

like i really think the only path i can go down is killing. and i dont want to. i dont wanna kill innocent good people. so ill just do bad ones. well ok the world isnt blackand white. but ill try to kill people who do so much harm to...

Oh darling . hush . or ill talk dirty to you .

Oh my goodness you are sooo passionate about me. I like how spicy you get . please!! . dont weep when I leave . hush darling

Your in love with meeee. Stop your obsessing . pulling my pony tail. You know it. Im irresistible to you. You are making me blush

Im not fat . BUT YOU ARE UGLY . cant hide it. You are a beast . I bet you are a pig. I sense things . I see dead people.