I’m super glad russians got to live out their dream with flood dams. looks like they will need nothing more after that great dream come true.

My best friend and I argue with each other constantly over anything and everything, just the same as normal conversations. It can be playful bickering or it can be things that are serious, but everyone knows that if we aren’t arguing something is wrong. I want to argue with him...

I have jacked off to Millie Bobbie Brown 4 times a day for the past 5 year. OMG I want to c** on her face!

im wasting my life. what a waste of a year. summer is wasting away. another wasted night in my wasted life.

When I was in high school, I was talking with a girl that was a year younger than my eventual wife. Liked her a lot but my wife put me on the spot and asked ME out. I said no, and then said yes a few seconds later.

I always...

Who the f*** is so bored they write fanfic about me? Also I have Masters, Fucko. Put some RESPECT ON MY NAME!!!

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

i dont even feel anything at this point, im so tired of everything and sometimes i just wish to d13. i dont want to tell this to my parents bc they wont give a s*** abt me. hah.

im sick of constantly defending myself.

I want to flash my t*** to Justin Bieber and ride his big c*** and have babies with him.

Choke, inhale it. Lay back it’s better the ways

i think losing weight is tough. I just had cereal for dinner. Just to cut back on the carb count. so its a good thing.

They ARE in institutions and given access to keyboards so the nurses can have some rest.

You might be a dumb fuk. You definitely are retarded .

Stop acting retarded . cause you are dumb fuk that you are !

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I think the same thing about the woman who married the taco pounding chimp.

That’s unacceptable behaviour. If he had done that in a restaurant, he probably would be locked up.

racists are ugly… what’s in the heart reflects on the face.

so sick of the psychotic confessions that don’t make sense. why aren’t these people locked up in institutions and have their internet taken away?

Grandmaster Melle Mel aka Melvin Glover is not a pederast! He’s only the OG Leader of the Pack of Jizzlemen. Who knew The Furious Five post here on Simply Confess!

Okay so actually it’s not a big problem but it’s been bothering me for a quite a while. I have this friend who I considered close but not that close, I’m happy every time we hang out together and I feel comfortable around him, I feel like I can discussed...

I secretly wish the worst for my family and friends. Im an unbelievably bitter person who wishes bad on nearly everyone i meet. F*** you!

Then after dumping a glass of water on everyone, checkmates dinner by putting his finger in the c*******?

Especially if I wanted to eat it and some c*** just walks in and pounds my taco. I might kill the mother fucker.

I would have been pissed of someone pounded my taco. P************ wasting food. I guess you could turn it into a salad but after they touched it without gloves, it’s ruined.

Melvin Glover was a pederast and a heroin addict

Melvin Glover (born May 15, 1961 in The Bronx), better known by his stage name Grandmaster Melle Mel (or simply Melle Mel) (/ˈmɛli mɛl/) is an American hip hop recording artist who was the lead vocalist and songwriter of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.

Glover began performing in the...

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW is my name and CREAMING CUZINHO is my game!

9 days since i saw you. feels like an eternity. A lifetime. i miss you so much.

So this girl and I have been talking and spending time with each other.. right? So boom earlier tonight (12:30~ am) I ask her a question I’ve had on my mind recently and it was “would you lie to me?”. At first it was “idk idk it depends” to “no...

I dont want a gross old b******. I want a young guy!

I hope to see u again. or at least try to forget about you like I did 2 years ago. But you came back into my life and all the feelings came rushing back. Will that happen again? Should i wait or move on?

ill look for you in every man i meet for the rest of my life.

This site is dead.

Well, unleash the retarded spam robot that doesn’t make any sense. It’s better than nothing? At least the site appears alive. It doesn’t matter if it looks like an insane meth addict from India doing poetry, at least there’s some action.

I love walking to school and walking home with no p******.

Sometimes I put them in my backpack just in case I need them. Some days I don’t even put them in backpack. I just leave them at home. But most days I go all day without my p******.

I just got out of a really toxic relationship and i told this guy i used to like and liked me back but we couldn’t date because of religion. he told me i may seem and act like an idiot sometimes but i never would’ve remotely treated you like how...

F*** ME in my POO POO P****

The earth provides life . Its not that bad out there . the things we take for granted , are gifts, open your eyes darlin, you might see something that surprises you .

Hell? I’ve walked through it ..3 amputations later , schizophrenia,torture and raped . no pity here . im strong . had to be.

Like I said before , I only give pity to people in need .

Stephen hawkins , doesn’t need deep pity. He needs prayer ....

Im very compassionate. But im not your mommy , I refuse to play pity party for anyone. Life is tough , s*** it up buttercup.