i feel like if carlos is interested in me and he wants me to be his partner, there is a chance that i would break my bf’s heart for him. carlos and i share the same interest. i am also tired of being in a LDR, plus my intimacy with...

i wish my boyfriend can satisfy me. our intimacy is so boring and unsatisfying.

sometimes i think of finding someone who’s near to me. i am tired of always waiting for my boyfriend; thinking when he will comeback, when he will be at my side again. it’s so hard being in a LDR.

I need a good hard a** f****** by a big, strong leather glove wearing cop.

I find it hard to be confident about my masculinity, and I think its unfair that there are so many empowering girl stuff, but I cant find anything like it for men

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i want to travel so bad but i am scared to alone and i have no friends to go with. Life is passing by and time is wasting.

Why don’t you call me?

I wish you would. I wish it was you. Ask me what you want. What the heck is up with that or whatever? I didn’t do it with the intent of being mysterious and anonymous stranger mystery. That would be a stupid game. I want...

Stick your fingers down my throat and hold me tight. As I pass out, you’ll know how much I love you.

i feel for sanity purposes i have to cut off almost everyone. family friends. i cant deal with people anymore. this has to end.

My daughters father recently introduced me to his new girlfriend and it made a lot of feelings I thought was buried away come up I have always loved my baby daddy and I have always thought of him as my soulmate I tell my friends if he got his self...

“wanna go ___” is a perfectly legible phrase compared to all the s*** written on this page, you narcissistic megalomaniac.

honestly can’t tell if i’m really delusional or not…

Awww that was a sweet message.

I feel a bit low that everyone was trying to figure out “where those beautiful flowers came from”

Hopefully they attached my name and the message to them? For crying out loud. I’m glad they were beautiful. I picked them out myself.

A***

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and punch myself for the stupid things I did. Mostly you, Rich. You’re the stupidest thing I ever did. Fugly babydick 2-pump chump. Loneliness can make you desperate I guess.
There’s the lesson, ladies – Don’t drink from the toilet...

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THE OFFICIAL AMINO S***-LIST

welcome everyone to the amino s***-list! Here I will list off the global accounts of users and what they did that was s*****!

I encourage that everyone go and report these fuckers to get them off amino!
So let’s get started!

@yeahthatsmealright (and their alt...

You should go back to the nurse and her CNA. Tell her you can’t get an erection. Ask her to force an even BIGGER catheter up your c***. Tell us if that makes it hard and if it cures the tingling.

Tell her your balls hurt and you’d like her...

I don’t want s***** crap in an elevator ever again. not unless I own it when I move to a bigger house then his.

I love quite a few women in that way.

Unfortunately, there’s things going on that are more important than I am in their lives.

One of them in particular, who I do not love in any way anymore, and wish she would literally act like I never existed. Only...

woof woof woof woof woof ahhh-oooooooooooooooooooo!

AND I’m sorry if me being afraid makes you feel like you did something wrong, while I feel good about it. I don’t feel good if you feel bad, I just feel good.

What was wrong?

Yeah. The woman up North, the cop, yeah. Of course.

Maybe a few recent.

My cousin the vet who came over tonight to trim my cats claws. Absolutely.

Anyone else…. Whatever…. What. Ever. Especially if we have never met.

Pink? Is that you?

Pink, I gotta say… I am not a fan of your music and especially that song. It’s patronizing. I heard it twice today on the same radio station. That’s offensive.

I’m not sure how I feel tonight.

I’ve been here many times when I’ve missed him. Weirdly I don’t feel like that tonight. I think maybe I would still say yes, but I’m not sure it’s as acute as it was before. But… What do I want? How do I...

i hate characters in detective stories that serve no purpose but to hang around and be annoying. and they’re usually female characters. why can’t authors give female characters good roles? women are normal people who can be good at their job, are capable of being funny, and have other personalities...

man i wish i could be like that sociopathic a****** down there who doesn’t care about anyone but himself/herself and outright admitted that he/she’s a user who only want people who can serve him/her in some way. if you think people want to be your friend and are literally begging...

It’s not flattering. They do, in a toxic way. Not flattering. That’s why I’m an a******. I need to be. It doesn’t even work but I need the maintain it.

He probably appreciates it and enjoyed it, but doesn’t see it as that big of a deal.

That’s just speculation on my part putting myself in his position. I like BJs they are kind of s*** and I have had quite a few in my day, but I don’t...

And I would imagine, I don’t know because I have never been married, the reason they don’t leave is the logistics behind divorce. The $ cost. The alimony, the child support, whatever else, plus’s it’s a giant pain in the a** to need to bother with the procedures, the court,...

Most men do in fact hate their wives. It’s natural.

All most men want when they first get with a woman is some s** action. That’s about it. So when you end up with way more (or less) then you bargained for leading up to marriage and divorce into...

My music, when I write music, I’m thinking “how would the devil approach this….”

Sure I like and listen to love songs, my music is devil music. It’s satanic. It’s evil 🙂

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YOUR BACKSIDE IS NASTY. ROACH INFESTATION THE WAY U SPEAK. F*** OFF U INSANE PIG

BRIZZLE MY BACKSNATCH!

I 5 8 in socks. Gosh darn it… I guess I’m not hot and further more, will not date or have s** with you.

Gosh darn it! What a disappointment. Oh whatever will I do?!?!?

///Yaaaaawwwwwwn///

I hate my wife to the core. Control freak b****

I feel sorry for the guy with sore balls, no erection, and a tingling in his limp p**** from the nurse c*** story. It was a good confession. He should get checked out. That over-sized dry catheter or the prolonged erection might have caused some damage. They shouldn’t have allowed...