you turdiloid brain

you walking turd.

That doesn’t sound very hot tbh. I’d be like “meh”…. Then I’d put on my shoes and go home.

Or wait I am at home… I’d kick you out you crazy b****. You made a mess on my bed.

Call me and we can talk. Don’t call me a coward. You don’t need to be mean. I don’t deserve that.

I would, but you’re a spoken for woman. I can’t mess with that. You wanna talk? Hit me.

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ask me out already you coward.

I chose to wear a mask becuase i didn’t want to breath everyone elses air. I was walking threw the self checkout and there was a slight smell of breath with smuggy air. I figured my lungs are too precious for that. These people are too below me. I never...

I just had some Raman noodles for dinner. It was yummy

The Ukraine Nazis continue to castrate Russian POWs. The Nazis also castrate Ukrainians who are reported to have used the Russian language, avoided military service, expressed a pro-Russian sentiment, etc.

EAT S***. F****** LIAR LOL

this f****** hoe on this page keeps writing fake a** confessions you think people can’t see through you or s*** a**. you’re the only one who leaves a space after every full stop like a retard

Took a new date out last night . Cindy’s 38 widowed with two kids . Fingered her until she squirted and moaned to f*** her . Before I fucked her I went down on her . After I slid my d*** in her she just laid there like it was...

I can’t take it anymore I try to be who he likes and he get back with his ex. I still like after know the fact he msg me is bcs like like my body only. And I try to be ok with it like I am so uncomfortable with...

f****** s*** typists worse than a damn 5 year-old. a fucken 5-year old types better than you fucken crackhead. you moss a**.

She did came, and was given to me. It can happen again in a different person, I’m gonna be happy.

f*** you. you don’t know what we had. you’re a moron. you should have your internet permanently taken away. you can’t even type. what the f*** were you even talking about. you ain’t got s*** confessions you ain’t know what a real bond, family, friendship or love is. go catch...

damn youre cute. you were talking to me at the concert tonight. you looked to be about 15 yrs younger than me but i want to f*** and s*** u so bad.

Nothing wrong with being a telepathic . if you use your gift for good And to battle evil

Telepathic people are s*** and hot. Love you darlings

This feelings s****. I like a guy who’s 3 years older than me. I like myself when I’m with him even though I’m still lacking in confidence. Liking him gives me motivation to live even though we’re just in touch for 6 months. But he ghosted me and I don’t...

It’s kind of cool though if you did have telepathy. You’re like an ex men. That would make you the guy in the bar that pulled a shotgun on Wolverine. Get outa my bar freak…. Or a Jedi. A f***** Jedi.

You don’t actually believe there is a real telepathic mutant in existence do you?

You must be very religious. Did you find the exorcist scary? Personally, I didn’t. I can’t even watch a second of one of those shows where people go into a haunted house or building at night,...

U is uuugly ya freakazoid

I lost 90 pounds. Whooo hoooo

I rent Janet and Marcus out as cumdumps for horses

I said I think I have Hyperthymesia, you f****** disgusting imbecile.

F*** off and die of aids.

I wish I was Adriana Chechik

“They claim that each day, each event in their lives is spread out before their mind’s eye, and they can access each one like a scene selection on a DVD. It sounds unbelievable, but there are much documentation and objective study proving these claims to be true.”

And yeah, that’s...

F*** a****** with your hairy stallion and load my backcunt with seed!

Fort LootrDil Im your new roommate, Ashli. did Biden forgive ur teaching college debt how much on car payment left

Look assholes…

If you b**** faggots can PLAY Come Out And Play…. You can use it as threat.

Go listen to eminem you f****** clowns… Vanilla ice.

Is there a reasonable explanation as to why all bank managers are the most irritating unlikeable pieces of s*** in existence?

Anyone? Can anyone answer this? I don’t mean professionally either. I have never problem getting what I need or want that way, I mean personally. Why are they such...

women are such f****** cunts. FACTS

GIMME YOUR HAIRY D*** IN MY BACKSNATCH

If you want a good woman ? Than be a wonderful man. As you get older. You realize life is short . s** isn’t everything.

Compatibility and companionship is everything .

Love can be built on it.

As can chemistry

Lets be real , women possess and control the p****, most men understand the warmth and release he gets from her mouth or soft p****.

No duplication of the act of making love.

Using your hand gets old. Ask any men. Theyll tell ya.

Nuck the figgers!

Go f*** yourself

– CORVALLUS

Stop asking me for $ after I s*** you. You know I love doing it and you’re manipulating me. No, just no.

If I stay single or a virgin any longer im going to kill my self

i feel like if carlos is interested in me and he wants me to be his partner, there is a chance that i would break my bf’s heart for him. carlos and i share the same interest. i am also tired of being in a LDR, plus my intimacy with...