what are you testing or who. what does that even mean your testing someone out? how fool you.

Hey it’s that me, that 15 year old who likes latina little girls from 6-12 years of age, for now on, whenever I see one that I like, I will take photos of them as memories and to pleasure myself to.

I just made a massive caca in my pants haha.
-Poop Boy 416.

Every time I see a pedestrian in the road when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk, I seriously think about hitting them. I won’t, but I want to.

Why is it so important to people in power to control my feelings and desires? Don’t they realize we are as driven by s3xual needs as they are? Nobody coerced or gave me carnel knowledge it came from my DNA. I felt the need to share my g******* at an...

You were so cute dancing tonight. I just wanted to grab you and start f****** u.

Anyone else get the info chonkinese Gangnam sneaky ms corrupt virus updates? Microsoft n gate s of hell Billy the kid a red ragger ripping off certs

Our landlord tells us he has cameras in the bedroom and bathroom for security reasons, which we know is b*******. Me and my pawg a** girlfriend don’t mind being watched, so we put on a show for him and walk around naked knowing he is watching. We have a good...

I had a dispute with the nurse. She called her team who quickly put me in restraints. Then she and her little CNA decided to punish my co ck and balls to teach me my place. Her CNA held my erect co ck and spread the opening for the nurse....

that sutherland jerk at westpac is abusing me robbing my time away from lectures and I am sick of it. random boring guy thinks he can take life and my money and everything . you got another think coming loser. give it back to me and get lost. i never...

Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell...

10 yrs since I’ve seen your scumbag a** Andrew. I wish the worst for u and your dirtbag ugly family

We have a party of 8 for dinner reservations tonight. the other 7 havent arrived yet. -A thoughtful skitzo.

As an older and retired man I have become engrossed in p*** between men. I am probably addicted. My wife is totally disengaged from marriage, her life is now her welfare work and her church family. I often wonder what she would think of her husband’s new found pastime.

I...

I’m thinking of joining a cult. I most likely won’t do it, tough, since I’ve heard some scary stories.

For he has risen, all who do not praise god will be burned in flames. I rose from the dead to punish your a** in life, afterlife eternity. -Evil Jesus.

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

Recently our neighbor invited us around for a BBQ. After having supper, we had a few more drinks and we think he put something in our drinks because that made us sleepy. All I remember is opening my eyes on the lounge floor and my wife who had been stripped...

I hope cb rads gets your husbands to r*** your mouths to shut up you up from stalking me you cows.

Youre not a Virgin. You are not needed.

I rose from the dead and create a revolution, you can’t even get out of bed and get a job, I died for your sins, you are PATHETIC!
-Evil Jesus.

My Stepfather has a huge c#ck as I have seen him get out of the pool, and twice out of the shower when he left the door open. I did not know they could be so large, it is honestly more than 10″, cut, and girthy like a coke can.

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

being confident in your s******** is a man bun. male bonding is letting another man braid your bun hair while he compliments you on your body while you are completely naked, maybe after Milos can twirl your p*enis like a carosel. . -The adventures of man bun milos.

where are you eli??

HATE ALL BANKS, HATE ALL BANKS, HATE ALL BANKS. I WANT TO PISS ON PEOPLE WHO WORK IN BANKS. IT SHOULD BE MANDATEDLFOR US TO PISS ON THEIR COFFINS AS A D*** SALUTE TO THEIR EVILS.

I bet her piss tastes like water cause of how much water she drinks.

I’m middle aged now and I have had several male on male s***** experiences. I like the feeling and the release, and I like a hard p****. I am not the initiator and each case happened when the other man started.

With one man we kissed first before sharing...

People ask me “Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?”

And I’d have to say it’s:

– Wade Boggs

– Jose Canseco

– Prince Fielder

– Bryn Smith

– Sergio Romo

But nobody’s BACKBUSH was bushier or more fragrant than HOFer Dennis Eckersley....

I mean if you wanna get ripped in half we can arrange that.
-KLAW THA KUTTER.

Sheepy race Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

McLaren 650S at Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Mercedes CLS63S AMG.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW M5 Comp Yorkville.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

-Rolls Royce on Forgiatos.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Cullinan.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Maybach 57S at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

F*** liberals. Useless scum idiots

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye
F*** Toronto, f*** Canada!
I fucken hate you Toronto!
Canada is a sh ithole!
F*** you every person in Toronto.
F*** the whole country of Canada!

Gene Hackman, Phil Hendrie, Daniel Wozniak, Neil Rogers, and Howard Stein all have legendary backbushes and frontbushes with small jizzlesticks but mighty loads.

I’d almost prefer these hairy white gorillas over my usual diet of niggars and Mexicans.

CORVALLUS

Aston Martin db4gt high-speed at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW X6M at One Restaurant.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
...

Who would win?
1 Space Marine
Vs
1000 Phase 1 clone troopers
Vs
500 WW2 German Nazis
Vs
10 Halo Spartans
Vs
100 UNSC Marines
vs
Santa Claus with an AK
vs
Jesus Christ himself