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southernman1688 the snapchat username of the man who yk me when i was 15. he is in his 40s. please troll him lol that would make my year

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ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!
The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.

It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:

4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.

Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice

Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?

Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.

Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.

A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.

This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.

In conclusion:

Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.

Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.

Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us?
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Love is great ain’t it?

He married this woman though, right? He probably should have foreseen this. At least be able to see the relationship for what it is, and what it will eventually be. You don’t marry her! There a few women out there, one of them, I didn’t...

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ive been struggling alot this year. but i keep going. and going. But one of these days I wont…

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This place if f*****’n weird tonight.

You know what’s even weirder? An internet pron worker who looks like a girl you knew when you were kids (no not S) and she’s doing this gross s*** that makes me literally gag. Not even because its her and I’m effected, just that...

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my c*** is crying out for head. please give it to it.

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Aren’t you the broad whose grama raped her in the b******* and as a result you hate men?

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Question:

After firing a teacher just before Xmas, Perry Kalynuk gave the replacement teacher, the fired teacher’s private email address (without asking the fired teacher for permission first) and told the new teacher that she could email the fired teacher for help. The fired teacher is not answering her emails....

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Andrew Wakefield should spend the rest of his life in a Siberian prison.

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Why are you so consumed by the Chinese?

Get yourself a bowl of who-flung-dung and then tell me you hate the Chinese.

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I had a chuckle the other day making a deliver to what is basically my old high school which was grade 9 1989-90 I think. Now this high school is a catholic school with a different name. It wasn’t catholic then, it changed over but the thing is some of...

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So are you fronting? Is that what you’re saying?

You are either high on chemicals 24/4 or you fronting.

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go blind mary b**** fat old hag

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Jesus Christ was a “N*****” just like his “N*****“ daddy in the Bible which individual books were all written by “N******”…

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The a****** who says they “hate n******” is actually a special agent for the FBI who has been monitoring my online activities for the sake of triggering me to say something that they can arrest me for and raid my home under the suspicion of planning to commit a criminal...

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I’m not easily attracted to someone but there’s one person whom I had a crush on but I only met him for 5 days so I thought it’s just like a happy crush. Now I’m thinking about him, always.

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Gross f****** faggots I dont want any of you.

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I don’t like going to club aqua cuz you have all the little Havana fruitcakes straight out Cuba dirty as f*** motherfuckers need to learn to bathe

– CORVALLUS

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f*** you all. die

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F*** F*** F*** Started off being a really bad day yesterday. I’ve been using my moms v******* . Been a few times I had replace the batteries . This time ! Nope I guess we worn it out . I thought ok lets replace it ? Off to adult toy...

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Cities will burn, and many Americans would be injured and die if the FBI puts handcuffs on Trump Election Day morning. Trump’s fan base are unhinged and wildly violent as we already witnessed January 06,2021. Election Day would be the perfect excuse for Biden to shut the nation down and...

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If they arrest Trump on Election Day it will fracture the nation even further. Crazy Trumpsters will physically attack or verbally assault anyone that looks like a “liberal” to them causing nationwide rioting and forcing Biden to order martial law.

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I think the DOJ is going to hit Trump with criminal charges on Election Day before the polls open up. What better way to influence the outcome than to do it then.

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I don’t know whether anything more is left or not but I trust you always knew I was there on the other side but you never bothered to reach out. Now I have given up. Now it’s upto you to take the call.

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If your a military kid falling in love make sure your not being deceptive or playing mind games. it takes 100% commitment and if you can’t do that- don’t be with anyone.

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after tonight i am craving d*** like crazy

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If you’re a woman and stuff your bra.. you’re fake and trying to be something you’re not, downplaying people who have that size, and you’re only to be found out later. Get some confidence.

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I’m doing really well

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We need a papa. To give us a sense of protection . if you never had an earthly father I hope you have gotten near to your heavenly father. The prayer of a mother or father is exceptionally powerful .

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Thank you. I hope that one day I’ll have the courage to stand up for myself & really your reply means alot it was the only good thing in my day today.

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You aren’t invisible. I see you. You aren’t a side kick. You are amazing.

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I never feel seen . It’s always like I am invisible like everything I do is for other perople not me I’m always the side kick I just don’t want to die knowing I was never me in my own story I was always adapting to accommodate other people at...

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I was raped. I think about the angels that took care of me. I believe there’s a cure. But it’s highly secret and classified. Not sure why they chose me to cure. Or why god got involved. But I think I was healed. No one has touched me since ....

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Savage garden :truly madly deeply is on . good song! Its on the TV . yeah Im too poor to afford cable tv. But my family aren’t poor like me. Thank god . Im a radio kinda gal. I love music . its my world . the radio is free....

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I’ll tell ya, I switched over to the worst radio station in the city today. Its absolutely terrible 99.9% of the time. God awful. I always check to see what they’re playing and like I said it is usually terrible. They also play edited versions of songs, like Tears For...

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lol “Queen” hehe

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It would be different if you said “I love you S… Sometime in the near future, I’ll make myself visible to you and your brother online”

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f*** u pigs. you ruin my life.

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I don’t even know who I am anymore. -johnny

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How do you know you love them?

It’s a random comment not directed at anyone, not even a first initial, so how could you possibly know you love them?

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I was going to post something cruel in response to a hateful person on this site but then I thought about it, what sense does it make?

They spread their hate and I spread my hate and then it becomes a hate fest of useless hate.

I’m not...

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no one will ever be able to accept me for who I truly am. I will be alone for the rest of my life.

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