I’m off to face my future I’m off to face the war

I was kind of thinking that on the day that second stabber died. I don’t known the full story, I don’t have any news since I got rid of cable a few months ago, I literally have not watched news in 2 months, someone on here made the statement to...

tomorrow i get to see you handsome. been a long long week.

I agree.

And it’s these jerks who have altered things, women, girls, to the point that they walk around trying not to be attractive. With the socks and sandals…. They succeed.

Ya know? I am not one to walk around cat calling women I don’t know who don’t know...

But do you even vape bruh?

I am not. I’m good enough.

Any improvements I make to myself will be for my benefit. Like for example quitting smoking.

I didn’t s******* harass her and she wasn’t a girl, she was a woman older than me. I looked. I didn’t whistle, I didn’t cat call, I looked and got a slight chub. That’s not my fault.

I looked. And I’ll continue to look. There isn’t much to look at...

There is always that void that is never filled with anything. is it depression ? I don’t know but I just wish to be happy about anything really.
Sometimes I feel like it’s a curse, that I am never enough , never worth anything. A burden with no rights...

No…. I don’t think you heard me. I SAID I am a 48 year old man, and I got really turned on by a very attractive, classy, s*** older woman today. She was hot.

Don’t try to neutralize my straight post with your sick gay s***. You are no substitute...

Die Danny Die!

Show me your Jizzle Sack!

I may not be alright, but at least im not compulsively m*********** for 6 hours a day and thinking I’m a psychic vampire who can invade people’s dreams chasing someone who wants nothing to do with me anymore. I’m not anywhere close to where i want to be yet, but...

well im so sad i swear i loved mf he treats me well but he doesn’t f****** love me back nd u know why!!! haha simply cuz im ugly b**** wtffff i love him i want him to be mine cuz im Already alone

Oh please, I just realized this guy I’m snapchatting to has recently been smiling in the photos he sends me after I told him that he looked better when he smiled and he should smile more. I know we shouldn’t praise the bare minimum but he is just too adorable

I think it would be funny if she talked black too. Ebonics. If she talked like the gay n***** on here, it might be worth watching it for some laughs.

I hate your friend for hurting you. I hate that you don’t seem to hate her even a little bit. I know it’s none of my business, but it makes me angry at her because of how hurt you are by her actions. I wish you could at least talk...

you should be worried about the Corvallusbug leaping out the toilet water and burrowing itself into your rectal wall lining

Whenever the theres a fly in the bathroom and im taking a s*** i fear for my life that the fly wonnt go up my a**

Lemme get that JIZZLESTICK

To swodhin
I have liked you for 9 damn years but you don’t seem to realize it. But I will continue waiting. We have finally become friends and I hope one day you feel the same for me. I can’t say I like you anymore because I’m literally in...

To Emmanuel Maliwat
When I first saw you I found you cute even tho it was Covid. I sent you a gram for Valentine’s Day and I’m not expecting you to know who I am. But I’m glad we got to talk a couple of times. I hope one...

“Winslow” was on Rick & Morty lol Welcome to the Corvaverse

I want to have s** with you so f****** bad.

This was a prosperous Sunday. Did Laundry last night. Managed to rock out a bit this morning. Tidied up the apartment, put s*** away, disinfected, dusted, vaccum. Weekly shave, cleaned up myself. I smell like my shampoo which is kind of coconut, I shaved with it, wearing cLean grubbies, worked...

never EVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE decide to eat oatmeal, it’s the worst s*** ever created by whoever created it, like…, it’s something I can drink, so it’s a liquid right? But it can also be solid in some cases, THEN WHAT THE F*** IS IT??? Man it feels so...

I love Superman’s red underpants. They’re totally hot. He’s got a great a** too. I want to bury my face between his legs and make him very happy!

Also don’t forget there is a 100% chance both she and her f***** husband have at the very least least a bad case of killer herpes.

So make sure if you meat her in person you bring a few guns so you can pistol whip the husband out of commission...

She’s a w**** , and if she is really married, her husband is a pimp . you are so dumb . she is playing games . you are so damned dumb .

S***** tension? Hun you would hump a sofa if it smiled at you . you are an idiot . seriously!

My current bf has no idea Im entering a pageant next year . it’s a secret . I cant wait . Im sooo excited . this is a gift for me.

I Just cummed in my girlfriend without asking her if I can I don’t feel bad about it planning on doing it again soon

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Yeah, I don’t accept blowjobs anymore.

I do not put my d*** between teeth. It basically like claustrophobia but with my d***. Call it a complex, but it isn’t something I allow these days.

The only Devil is the racist a****** who calls black people “N******”. You are the devil, your s*** mother, and your trash bag father are devils. Jesus Christ and his father are Black men and Black people are the chosen ones. All of it is right in bible…

my bobies hurt,

what pal, you’re not a fan of longform performance art?

I want to f*** a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a super affectionate guy that doesn’t talk about killing people all the time.

If you love the lord and savior Jesus Christ then guess what, you’re a “N***** LOVER” because Jesus Christ was a Black man which means his holy father is also Black. You claim to be a Christian but but “Hate N******” yet you worship a supernatural “N*****” that’s in your...

idk why but central Asia, Europe and Balkan countries makes me feel lonely. like there is just a weird lonely feeling when i think about those countries.