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Its “SPOOKY SZN” My nig’ger!
Picka pumpkin, Hold yer hand steady, grab a knife, maybe the carver and squint your eye,
carve the pumpkin till it dies,
carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father never could. Stab it until your covered in guts! You’ve just committed murdar on a pumpkin you psycho!

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

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Yep, its just like the Shrikebats of Dromedon!
How’d you beat them?
I’m trying to remember
There were an awful lot of casualties that day.Oh, yeah
We inverted polarities!
*CRASHES*

Autobot Kup

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Grey 1997 Honda Civic EK Coupe on the Don valley parkway going towards Richmond Hill.

Carspotter416

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You won’t catch me sleeping I’ve sliced off My eyelids

Demon Kane

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I’m so glad all of this THC stuff wasn’t available when I was a teenager. I would have been perma-stoned. Smh

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Difficult being an active bottom when Arbetter’s is having a 2X1 chili dog promotion!

CORVALLUS

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yeh i am always talking about you, even in coded messages with others, so look out, its always all about you.

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🎶 Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion 🎵

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Maybe we could use metal detectors to find interesting things in riverbeds? 😁

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I don’t know what I’d do if JoAnna Freeland found out who I am and confronted me about it. I’d probably be so nervous that I’d pass out. She’d probably go to HR about it due to being uncomfortable, and I wouldn’t blame her. I am a disgusting creep who...

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f*** u Ryan. Ashley. f*** u matt. f*** u nick. f*** u to my fake “friends”. scumbags.

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42 f married three children. I married to a set a twin’s. David and James. James is the youngest. Something strange has been going on for some years now. About six months ago Beth my sister n law we attended a bridal shower for a friend. Beth had few to...

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I was sixteen and working at juice bar in the mall. I got off at nine, but sometimes I had to stay until ten to clean up for the next day. My mother dropped me off and picked me up. One other teen working after school.

A ‘man’ at the...

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38 f married. For the other females that might be reading this. I finally gave in to Jack’s fantasy on bringing in an extra guy. For some bedroom fun. I was really hesitant on doing this. But afterwards I couldn’t admit it to Jack. But looking down and viewing that...

850 Views
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a paranoid delusion that I have your info on you is so mistaken I completely cut contact asap not even checking out of morbid curiosity but I wonder how you’re doing these days.. s**** bc I am not even capable of doing what you said, and you’re wrong about what...

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My arms were sore from all the blood samples they took. So they needed a new place to draw blood. The female medical technician flipped up my hospital gown up and tried to push my scrotum off to the side so she could draw blood from crease at the top...

618 Views
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Find me on X @LiveNSleazy for hot takes like I think Charlie Kirks murder was really cool and also I like to get trained by numerous African American men without protection!

My cis lady girlfriend cheats on me constantly and I ride public transportation because I’m a poor loser!...

715 Views
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42 f widow recently I was dating an old friend that hung out with my late husband. Finally, we ended up in bed. Yeah, he d i c k e d me pretty well. Not once but twice that night. Afterwards we were laying there. He said he heard my...

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I think coach Betty is a two faced lying bisexual w**** who s**** on brown c**** and old white cunts

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Hey SC Family have a poll for you:

I’m thinking about changing the name of the Alligator Fuckhouse™ to the PENUS GUY TRAP.

Please share your thoughts.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III Esquire

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All fudgepackers and dykes are to be deported to a deserted island for reconditioning.

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confession-anon style sites aren’t much different from any other place online. weird because we all know the slurs and shock value so incessantly spewed like they are hoping to drive anyone who uses the site more than an hour a month absolutely insane. someone must come tell us about corvall’s...

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R A P E and G A N G BAN G

WE repeatedly r a p e d and g a n g banged a glorious young p u s s y on a large ship in the US Navy. She was hot. She was a physically fit, muscular b...

1186 Views
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As long as those testicles dangle, there is a chance for r*** and oppression. History has already proven this.
Castration is the cure.

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Have you ever prayed for something worthwhile and everything went wrong anyway? Did you put in an honest effort and still things went completely awry? Have you tried to worship Gd your whole life , work hard never break lws etc and yet things went south anyway?

Theres a reason...

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I was looking for my friend May Cho from college and accidentally typed maycho and found this site and a whole other meaning for the word! A guy named Corvallis or Corvallus believes that homo acts make you macho or maycho. Not sure if I’ll tell my friend May Cho...

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42 married mom. Teens say the darndest things. Yesterday I overheard one of my sons friends say. He wanted to hose me like a willing m*i*l*f. I’m thinking about seeing how brave he is and filling his fantasy just to check out his hose. Then on the other side of...

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When little boys disobey Mommy and play with their birdie then the only thing to do is to punish them for breaking the rules. Tie his hands behind his back and rub some Icy Hot on his balls and watch him dance.

Then give him a second treatment with...

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Absolute f****** pure bedlam.

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This evening my husband and I are having our first bed sharing event with a college friend. How do I decide who’s mounting me first. D*** size or who’s up and ready first.

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Tommy, I f****** hate you so much!

1090 Views
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Hey corvallus can I get my assshole sucked over here in West Palm Beach?

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Corvallus Winslow and Stewart Bowman both crashed out hard on methamphetamines and BBCs! Don’t try it even once guys!

BBC Byron

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Whether to be cremated or buried is more of a personal, cultural, and sometimes religious choice than a “should” or “shouldn’t.”

Here are the main considerations people weigh:

1. Personal beliefs and values

Religious traditions: Some faiths strongly favor burial (e.g., Orthodox Judaism, Islam), while others permit or even embrace...

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I am 37, a single lesbian woman, and I’m pregnant. I certainly did not invite this. The father is a coworker who became a little too forward and pushed himself on me, until he succeeded with getting the better of me and leaving me to host his sperm in my...

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I’m too busy getting my backsnatch blown out to share anymore. Sorry sucio suckheads.

Remember, Peace Love & BREED BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS

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to the bearded f*** at the casino that humiliated me and yelled at me f*** you you old p************. rot.

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I have a feeling my ex coworker wants my job after I leave cuz he can’t get one after quitting his job.

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Jermaine Jackson jackhammered my JAMPONY last January.

Judiciously,

CORVALLUS

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I just feel so bored and lost. I wish I had some kind of direction in my life but everything feels so empty and I’m just bored all the time. Not even the kind of boredom that motivates me to want to do something, no. This is more of a...

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I f****** hate retarded scumbag liberals.

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I look at the big lips of the ugly black teen, Kymani Wint, and I just want to cut them off with a SHARP KNIFE. Kymani Wint is the ugly black negroid who murdered Shahnaz Pestonji in North York (Toronto).

I just want to really slaughter Kymani! I want to...

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I’m going to huny down Kymani Wint. I’m going to cut him up and cannibalize his n***** a**. I’m going to hunt down his babymama and slit her in the uterus for giving birth ti this wortless n*****.

Rest In Peace Shahnaz Pestonji. The blood of your n***** killer will...

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I hear noises often like clanging on metal like Jaws and Its like someone is saying “shark attack” , “beware a shark is around to kill its prey in the area” . Stay down and avoid it.

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