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Hold yer hand steady, grab the carver and squint your eye, carve the pumpkin till it dies, carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father never could.

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

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LISTEN UP FUCKERS🎃We have been conditioned to be
wanted treats, trained to market ourselves, and be carver ourselves,
as ready for purchase. Our limbs available for the chopping via knife.
twenty-four hours a day for those in need with the quench to kill.
We should be pleased to be taken
home, and have our guts splatter the walls, honored to be the shiniest
pumpkin with the least damage. The one with no guts leaking out.
he wanted to chisel a jack-o’-lantern smile , for he was sick in the head.
into and set outside for show, but on this Halloween it was the Jack O Lantern that carved the human first🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

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Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information

Project 2501

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Canada is a 3rd world shitthole
Immigrants, crime, protests, HELL

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Shouldn’t also people in jail or prison be given a second chance to be redeemed ?

Rehabilitation happens when
People care .

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Its like a child with mom or dad . sometimes the adult knows it’s wrong to steal . the child needs to be taught to obey laws .

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Wow. You made a very strong point about the “love thy neighbor”. But is it possible to still love them while not condoning bad behavior?

Regardless of s** and the identity struggles, can’t a Christian practice their faith without being attacked?

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I loved Chicago . Peter cetera . love his voice and music of old.

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Its a shame Eddie van Halen died . he was too young to go. His son will carry on the legacy of his father hopefully .

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Guitar huh ? Guess you might be a fan of Eddie van Halen . I happen to love that band. Best song was “dreams” with sammy hagar. That guy can rock . loved him. The video is s***. With the blue Angels. Fighter jets .

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You’re friggin right I have good taste, but saying Journey is good taste is common sense.

Just for that, here’s an unboxing of a guitar effects pedal I just picked up from one of my favorite, if not my favorite guitar effects pedal manufacturers.

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POW and MIA ..sometimes they never are found . lost souls. Lost in their minds . shattered lives.

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Is mommy wiping the dribble from your face an changing you poopy

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Cheaters ? Get zero respect from me. You become bait on a hook .

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Big silly goose

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Crying baby sissy wow is me my mind it races from the damp

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Vroom Vroom sirs like my Vista. Tape this sissy to the tree bite the bark and that’s how grandpa became a biker

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Vets . they walk with shattered minds. The ones still alive . war is truly hell .

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Vietnam vets.. many ride bikes . or they used to.

I hold complete respect for them .

I used to work at the VA hospital.

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Alan Parsons project .

The eye in the sky

Is watching you !

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The eye In the sky!

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Journey ??? You have some EXCELLENT taste in music .

Steve Perry . what A hell of a singer

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I prefer something a little less basic and simple like…

ooooh the wheel

in the sky

Keeps on turn-in’

I don’t know

Where

I’ll

Be

To-mor-row

They played it on the radio today as a matter of fact. Much better than hearing Don’t Stop Believing which...

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Love blooms on the bus . and then , just think , some day you’ll get to ride in a car.

You love birds.

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Or ,is it your dinner date that is THE CLAPPPER? is that how you two met ? SHE was bouncing up and down in her seat on the bus ?? Clapping her hands ? Was it her ?!!

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Are you that kid on the bus , that claps his hands , every time the bus hits a bump ???

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Its a song ..I m sure you know it.

And the wheels on the bus go round and round .

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S*** bus guy , you are a stud muffin aintcha ?

Lmao

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You find girls on a BUS ? wow, maybe mommy or your daddy , will take you and her to a movie . you can share the popcorn .

And you wonder why your still dating from a BUS?

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You take the BUS?? wow you are a BIG BOY now . someday you’ll get a bike !

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You are so cool . taking the BUS. wow you attract . whoA

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What color is the “COMMUTER” bus you take ? Lolol. I bet your other dinner partner needed a bib? Lolol

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A bus ?

Really?!

Ok stud…lol

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Your gf is most likely cheating on you to . its a cheat fest . you just are blind and arrogant. Chances are you grew complacent. Thinking she’s soo into you . women aren’t dumb . most are blessed with a 6th sense . its a scientific fact.

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Im sooo repulsive. Lol , its why you stalk and hack me .

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Gain weight. With the intention of losing weight, when the guy finally goes. Its soooo freeing. Like catching your breath after losing your ability to breathe deep.

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Best way to lose a guy you truthfully don’t want ?

Gain weight.

Its sooo easy to get rid of a guy that is an idiot. Its sooo easy.

After he is finally gone, life can truly begin . start over. Its a true blessing .

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Please, leave . you are free to go. I really need the massive weight loss of your a** off me. I honestly don’t want you .

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There’s no reason why a woman would ever want to attract you . seriously. Stay big and fat ladies. He ain’t worth being pretty for. Steer clear of that pig. Keep eating .lolol.

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Steer clear of me. If im sooo repulsive. Stop trying to come after Me . mr obsessed . your jealous of other men .

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You disgust me to . you arent all that and a bag of chips . hate to burst your tiny little bubble . lolo!

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I forgot to mention, I ate 4 pieces of corn bread.

That was dumb .

I should have known better .

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I got corn on the cob. 4 of them . so it wasnt A total loss of a day.

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I really needed lettuce . But sadly the salad was kinda rotted . I didn’t get it. Its 1.72 a head of lettuce . But it was rotted . never saw that before till today . never . never saw an entire case of lettuce just rotting in a grocery...

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