I bet her piss tastes like water cause of how much water she drinks.

I’m middle aged now and I have had several male on male s***** experiences. I like the feeling and the release, and I like a hard p****. I am not the initiator and each case happened when the other man started.

With one man we kissed first before sharing...

People ask me “Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?”

And I’d have to say it’s:

– Wade Boggs

– Jose Canseco

– Prince Fielder

– Bryn Smith

– Sergio Romo

But nobody’s BACKBUSH was bushier or more fragrant than HOFer Dennis Eckersley....

I mean if you wanna get ripped in half we can arrange that.
-KLAW THA KUTTER.

Sheepy race Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

McLaren 650S at Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Mercedes CLS63S AMG.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW M5 Comp Yorkville.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

-Rolls Royce on Forgiatos.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Cullinan.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Maybach 57S at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

F*** liberals. Useless scum idiots

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye
F*** Toronto, f*** Canada!
I fucken hate you Toronto!
Canada is a sh ithole!
F*** you every person in Toronto.
F*** the whole country of Canada!

Gene Hackman, Phil Hendrie, Daniel Wozniak, Neil Rogers, and Howard Stein all have legendary backbushes and frontbushes with small jizzlesticks but mighty loads.

I’d almost prefer these hairy white gorillas over my usual diet of niggars and Mexicans.

CORVALLUS

Aston Martin db4gt high-speed at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

BMW X6M at One Restaurant.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
...

Who would win?
1 Space Marine
Vs
1000 Phase 1 clone troopers
Vs
500 WW2 German Nazis
Vs
10 Halo Spartans
Vs
100 UNSC Marines
vs
Santa Claus with an AK
vs
Jesus Christ himself

My girlfriend and I have been giving our landlord (who is always bitching and complaining at us) a little powdered down sildenafil in his coffee about an hour before his bedtime. It’s fun to hear him jacking off in the room next to us or he is walking up and...

You are like an amoeba to me.
You are not unlike an ant fighting the Sun.
Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me.
Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?
-Galactus.

Why does Lizz de Savoye’s neck look like a v*****?

When me and mom have s** she looks at my face the whole time but when she comes she closes her eyes and bites her bottom lip. When I open my eyes I see her staring at me and it bothers me but I’m afraid to tell her. Do you...

I really hope SocialSecurity does not get purged

I sometimes wonder if she sees these. Oh well I wish Ramirez.alondra1 would post more photos of herself she not bad looking and she pretty. Though she could improved her photos a bit. Be nice to see. I was always happy to see her photos.

I miss alondra but i don’t think she wants to talk with me..

1nona1

Especially that s*** who thinks she is some goddess w**** first people’s princess sasquatchness baboon on udemy who is a real red Indian given scammer robbing people on udemy !!!!! Get out now while you can that can’t is trouble she is a murderer n child killer n raped kids...

You can be a cruel woman alondra ramirez. Very cruel

I hate my life

I wonder if you miss me Ramirez.alondra1

Several record labels had connections to the “major labels”.
A lot of these nobodies have written and produced songs for artists you listen to.
The local labels finding such talent are…

-Social Barrier Recordings
-JPR aka Jewish Propaganda Records
-NFFG (Niagara Falls F** Bash)
-SS100

I Wonder if you still care about me Bored_april. Or am I just forgotten. I really hope you care about me.

Hey admin of raw confessions 2.0. We figured out how to post more than once an hour (really once a day) and we aren’t impressed with your little trick. Try again. The leigon army of trolls is smarter than a crew of uneducated admins

New Confession
Im gonna turn...

This St Patrick’s Day, give her another drink, make it a night she will forget.
-Don Julio.

I wonder if trump is going to invade mexico.

Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this damn mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror. -The Man in the Mirror.

I can’t believe that Broomstick B**** Byron would just put me out like that. When a man makes love to another man they are bonded for life through a*** i********** and mutual love and respect.

He even said “I love dat fatass” while he was pumping my prissy posterior...

My wife needs to see a therapist. She and her boss were recently fired by the homeowner as they were found guilty of secretly supplying, powdered down V***** tablets and alcohol at a board and lodging facility to elderly male residents and was regularly instructed by her boss to strip...

Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this damn mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror.
And then you will have...

Objects and even people can travel through time in a different way (i.e. backward, “inverted”), which makes the plot confusing Objects and even people can travel through time in a different way (i.e. backward, “inverted”), which makes the plot confusing Objects and even people can travel through time in a...

Drink my Irish beer, n smash my bottle on the head of your very best man, theres no party like a drunken irish party, Diddy knows, and trust me, heads will roll, hopefully not yours! but once the liquor flows anything goes! you can even bottle to the head some...

I’m literally begging everyone to just leave me the f*** alone

.xodarap laropmet ro xodarap ycnetsisnoc a sa nwonk osla si xodarap rehtafdnarg ehT
:selpmaxe rehtO
.neppah ot tnaem si tahw od ylno nac relevart emit a gninaem ,noitcidartnoc a setaerc taht yaw a ni deretla eb tonnac tsap eht erehw krowemarf a nihtiw ylno tub ,elbissop eb...

Someone at the bars always gotta be an A******…
A******…
A******…
A******…
Chinky eyed drunk Irishman at the bar being an a****** he’s gonna grab your girls a** and his pal James is gonna put your head through the table.
Cuz he’s an
A******….