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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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A summer of struggling

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I said this once and I’ll say it again. Not all mentally ill people are the same. Schizophrenic people DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. So STOP SAYING THERE’S NO EXCUSE FOR THEM KILLING SOMEONE. Would you say there’s no excuse for a person calling you a bad name in their sleep? Would you say there’s no excuse for your child walking outside past midnight in their sleep? It’s NOT A THING OF THERE’S NO EXCUSE but the need to SHIFT THE FOCUS ON WHO TO BLAME. OUR GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO OPEN THESE FACILITIES BACK UP,THEY NEED A CAREGIVER TO BE SURE THEY TAKE THEIR MEDICINE, A GOOD DOCTOR THAT’S ON TOP OF THE PATIENTS SCHEDULE,RECOGNIZE AND ACCEPT THE FACT THEY ARE ILL NOT CRIMINALS!!!

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The amount of pointless posts on here is ridiculous.
I guess I’ll add to it.
Deeply wishing you would show up.
We could smoke and talk about our feelings.
Catch up, and whatnot.
Anyway, ta-ta.
🌺

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42 f widow recently I was dating an old friend that hung out with my late husband. Finally, we ended up in bed. Yeah, he d i c k e d me pretty well. Not once but twice that night. Afterwards we were laying there. He said he heard my...

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I think coach Betty is a two faced lying bisexual w**** who s**** on brown c**** and old white cunts

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Hey SC Family have a poll for you:

I’m thinking about changing the name of the Alligator Fuckhouse™ to the PENUS GUY TRAP.

Please share your thoughts.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III Esquire

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All fudgepackers and dykes are to be deported to a deserted island for reconditioning.

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confession-anon style sites aren’t much different from any other place online. weird because we all know the slurs and shock value so incessantly spewed like they are hoping to drive anyone who uses the site more than an hour a month absolutely insane. someone must come tell us about corvall’s...

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R A P E and G A N G BAN G

WE repeatedly r a p e d and g a n g banged a glorious young p u s s y on a large ship in the US Navy. She was hot. She was a physically fit, muscular b...

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As long as those testicles dangle, there is a chance for r*** and oppression. History has already proven this.
Castration is the cure.

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Have you ever prayed for something worthwhile and everything went wrong anyway? Did you put in an honest effort and still things went completely awry? Have you tried to worship Gd your whole life , work hard never break lws etc and yet things went south anyway?

Theres a reason...

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I was looking for my friend May Cho from college and accidentally typed maycho and found this site and a whole other meaning for the word! A guy named Corvallis or Corvallus believes that homo acts make you macho or maycho. Not sure if I’ll tell my friend May Cho...

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42 married mom. Teens say the darndest things. Yesterday I overheard one of my sons friends say. He wanted to hose me like a willing m*i*l*f. I’m thinking about seeing how brave he is and filling his fantasy just to check out his hose. Then on the other side of...

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When little boys disobey Mommy and play with their birdie then the only thing to do is to punish them for breaking the rules. Tie his hands behind his back and rub some Icy Hot on his balls and watch him dance.

Then give him a second treatment with...

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1 year

Absolute f****** pure bedlam.

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This evening my husband and I are having our first bed sharing event with a college friend. How do I decide who’s mounting me first. D*** size or who’s up and ready first.

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Tommy, I f****** hate you so much!

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Hey corvallus can I get my assshole sucked over here in West Palm Beach?

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Corvallus Winslow and Stewart Bowman both crashed out hard on methamphetamines and BBCs! Don’t try it even once guys!

BBC Byron

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Whether to be cremated or buried is more of a personal, cultural, and sometimes religious choice than a “should” or “shouldn’t.”

Here are the main considerations people weigh:

1. Personal beliefs and values

Religious traditions: Some faiths strongly favor burial (e.g., Orthodox Judaism, Islam), while others permit or even embrace...

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I am 37, a single lesbian woman, and I’m pregnant. I certainly did not invite this. The father is a coworker who became a little too forward and pushed himself on me, until he succeeded with getting the better of me and leaving me to host his sperm in my...

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I’m too busy getting my backsnatch blown out to share anymore. Sorry sucio suckheads.

Remember, Peace Love & BREED BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS

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to the bearded f*** at the casino that humiliated me and yelled at me f*** you you old p************. rot.

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I have a feeling my ex coworker wants my job after I leave cuz he can’t get one after quitting his job.

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1 year

Jermaine Jackson jackhammered my JAMPONY last January.

Judiciously,

CORVALLUS

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1 year

I just feel so bored and lost. I wish I had some kind of direction in my life but everything feels so empty and I’m just bored all the time. Not even the kind of boredom that motivates me to want to do something, no. This is more of a...

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1 year

I f****** hate retarded scumbag liberals.

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1 year

I look at the big lips of the ugly black teen, Kymani Wint, and I just want to cut them off with a SHARP KNIFE. Kymani Wint is the ugly black negroid who murdered Shahnaz Pestonji in North York (Toronto).

I just want to really slaughter Kymani! I want to...

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I’m going to huny down Kymani Wint. I’m going to cut him up and cannibalize his n***** a**. I’m going to hunt down his babymama and slit her in the uterus for giving birth ti this wortless n*****.

Rest In Peace Shahnaz Pestonji. The blood of your n***** killer will...

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I hear noises often like clanging on metal like Jaws and Its like someone is saying “shark attack” , “beware a shark is around to kill its prey in the area” . Stay down and avoid it.

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1 year

Who is the Hallisonian?

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Dookie Dunker Dushawn in da house!

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change is innovation, innovation comes from change.

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These people are pedophiles and child rapists. Go raid them.

731 S Woodward St
Allentown, PA 18103

736 S Woodward St
Allentown, PA 18103
(484) 425-7331
(484) 767-1152
vazquez.anexey@yahoo.***
jose.rodriguez86@yahoo.***
vaz.anexey@gmail.***

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It’s best to let things that have been toxic and problematic go. There’s no point hanging on to these traits and hanging on to them longer will make things worse in the end. If a stepparent screwed you out of money owed to you, forget it. It’s not coming to...

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Call and visit me!
(484) 767-1152
(484) 425-7331
736 S Woodward St
Allentown, PA 18103
jose.rodriguez86@yahoo.***
vaz.anexey@gmail.***

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Call and visit me!
(484) 767-1152
(484) 425-7331
736 S Woodward St
Allentown, PA 18103

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1 year

I’m lonely and want random people to visit my house, come see me at 736 S Woodward St
Allentown, PA 18103

Thank You!

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I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton...

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1 year

Sometimes I fart and it sounds like a motorcycle.

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hey everyone i’m —— , actually no need to know . i just want someone to talk about stuff like music movies etc no personal things i have no one to talk much and i just need someone who listen to me who talks to me just things about going...

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You look a lot better without all that black s*** and under your eyes.

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I can’t think about my home and how far away I am from it but I keep about my thoughts of home to myself. As painful as it is it’s best to not to share or mention about it and being away from it doesn’t ease my pain but in...

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