84% Of Women Aged 18-29 Voted For Mamdani
…And Their Own Demise. Think FGM. Mamdani is a supporter of the Muslim practice of clito ris removal.

Well you girls voted for it, so bye, bye cli tty.

Remember that President Trump loves you, especially if you are Jewish.

i once saw Michael Adam Brown shoving a frozen Hebrew National hot dog up his a** as he sat out on his covered patio next to his pool table

GIVE ME YOUR BACKPUSSY!!

– CORVALLUS

I accidently (on purpose) saw my Dad in the shower. He is really big down there. I watched him scrub and wash everything, and when he put the liquid soap on his thing, it got really hard and big.

I was so excited I lifted my nightie and touched a...

I just met my niece earlier today because it my brother first baby ( yes it a girl) before walking feed the baby and then after walking feed the baby again. It was a loud crying baby moment.

It going to be a long year next year due me...

Troll schedule for November 2025 predictions.
Corvallus
The Grinch
Carspotter
Ghetto Santa
A Christmas miracle.
Dirty McCurdy
Tron Ares
Caca guy
Evil Santa
Real life skitso
A thoughtful skitso
rated r skitso
mr knife 🔪
A...

When you get on a terrible forum with full blown narcissistic personality disorders. It all comes down to one person to blame is Shanniiwrites is the real verbal harassment and she is the one to be blamed for herself because she understood nothing

My Mother is a nurse and her sister is a physician. Mother and the physician teach a private group of student nurses. Occasionally a CNA or a medical student is present. I am utilized as a teaching example so students can practice on a real patient rather than on rubber...

Slide down your chimney
Steal your cookies, hump your dog.
Steal your Christmas tree, have secx with your wife.
Then I’ll tell your son your a gay dad and leave no gifts other than credit card debt

Evil Santa

It’s Christmas time
Make sure to send all your enemies a gift perfect for them.

The Grinch

Whatever happened to Alligator Lady?

– CORVALLUS

Jewish male in Florida seeking other men to fart in my face. I pay top dollar for noxious blasts. Any gasmen out there who can deliver consistent power? Tired of all these guys who talk a big game but can’t deliver the goodies.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow

Search Corvallus in the menu, what a wild rabbit hole.

I need to get my Wife to the Nail Salon Quick to get her Feet Pedicured, Im so Ready to Taste her Feet again, its been over a Year and she wont let me touch her Feet unless freshly Pedicured and im HUNGRY for her Feet, She said I get...

Since this place is full of trolls and bots, here is what happened…

Hansel and Gretel had s**. And as you know, they’re siblings, i.e. brother and sister. So they basically committed i*****.

My crush has a boyfriend but she’s been acting kinda k**** with me this week. First she showed me her sole while we were on a walk and then she purposely got desperate to pee in front of me by taking a sip of water after every race on mario...

It would be nice if one could read the posts without all the censorship that puts an asterisks in words. *****

I’ve got a little 3 inch co ck. My wife says it ‘strains’ to reach three inches when fully er ect. One former girlfriend called me ‘pencil di ck’, because my er ect
co ck is thin. My co ck is small and slender because my mother wrapped my...

Little known fact, 2 Live Crews “The Fúck Shack” was written about my Alligator Fuckhouse. The 2LC guys were hung and big jizzleshooters. Those guys loved white cheeks! Luke still comes by sometime to drop a load.

Me so h****,

Corvallus

My Boss is a jerk and treats people like crap, especially if you are a Fem Man like me. I mean I am Bi, not Gay, whats your problem.

Today he got Starbs Coffee with all kinds of crap in it, and left to use the men’s so I...

I don’t see how anyone could be excited to go to Europe anymore.

I am 35, a lifelong lesbian. My boss, 45, offered to get me pregnant. I accepted, and this year I gave birth to my second child. I am a college graduate, but have never been able to engage in high paying work. My ‘baby daddy’ pays my way. I should...

Tim Hortons bacon Flatbread pizza.

🤪Diary of a foodie blogger🤪

My wife goes the gyn eco logist often. I asked about this and she said she will not be questioned and she’ll do as she wishes. As we discussed it she mentioned that there are two young male gyn eco logist on practice together. She aggravates the situation by telling...

My wife is a nurse. She annoys me with clear and vivid pics she takes of her examining various c o c ks at the hospital. She gets pics of the unusual ones. The ones that are fat. One was so fat she couldn’t wrap her hand around it. The...

I’m so glad all of this THC stuff wasn’t available when I was a teenager. I would have been perma-stoned. Smh

Difficult being an active bottom when Arbetter’s is having a 2X1 chili dog promotion!

CORVALLUS

yeh i am always talking about you, even in coded messages with others, so look out, its always all about you.

🎶 Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion 🎵

Maybe we could use metal detectors to find interesting things in riverbeds? 😁

I don’t know what I’d do if JoAnna Freeland found out who I am and confronted me about it. I’d probably be so nervous that I’d pass out. She’d probably go to HR about it due to being uncomfortable, and I wouldn’t blame her. I am a disgusting creep who...

f*** u Ryan. Ashley. f*** u matt. f*** u nick. f*** u to my fake “friends”. scumbags.

42 f married three children. I married to a set a twin’s. David and James. James is the youngest. Something strange has been going on for some years now. About six months ago Beth my sister n law we attended a bridal shower for a friend. Beth had few to...

I was sixteen and working at juice bar in the mall. I got off at nine, but sometimes I had to stay until ten to clean up for the next day. My mother dropped me off and picked me up. One other teen working after school.

A ‘man’ at the...

38 f married. For the other females that might be reading this. I finally gave in to Jack’s fantasy on bringing in an extra guy. For some bedroom fun. I was really hesitant on doing this. But afterwards I couldn’t admit it to Jack. But looking down and viewing that...

a paranoid delusion that I have your info on you is so mistaken I completely cut contact asap not even checking out of morbid curiosity but I wonder how you’re doing these days.. s**** bc I am not even capable of doing what you said, and you’re wrong about what...

My arms were sore from all the blood samples they took. So they needed a new place to draw blood. The female medical technician flipped up my hospital gown up and tried to push my scrotum off to the side so she could draw blood from crease at the top...

Find me on X @LiveNSleazy for hot takes like I think Charlie Kirks murder was really cool and also I like to get trained by numerous African American men without protection!

My cis lady girlfriend cheats on me constantly and I ride public transportation because I’m a poor loser!...

42 f widow recently I was dating an old friend that hung out with my late husband. Finally, we ended up in bed. Yeah, he d i c k e d me pretty well. Not once but twice that night. Afterwards we were laying there. He said he heard my...