My wife Debra has a full bush. She is a teacher and I bet some of her students would love to see her hairy p****
All s** gets me going. I fucked the family dog at 9 and jerked off to my sister getting naked. I believe everyone should f*** anyone anytime anywhere. Including all animals. I would love to s*** off a huge dog c*** in the middle of Walmart while the crowd blew loads all over me and pissed on my whole body
I am tired of being told by silver spooners, that people who have been working to support themselves since 16, just need work a bit harder to get ahead.
Someone hit me on my damn page saying their name was corvo breedo or corvallus winslow and they said they wanted to meet at a motel in my area to get their damn cheeks busted. Bet I can do that. When I got there was a bunch of sissys but real strong ones white black and maxican. Said they wanted to turn me out the way I done to whites I said no way no how I’m outta here but they didn’t let me go. Busted my damn cheeks for about 40 minutes they all said this is trump country and humiliation me. I’m sure corvallus winslow is behind this I’m so damn lonesome I could cry drinking a few high gravity beers and smoking some reefer sticks rn.
Damn right im gonna rev my chainsaw in your fucken ear Nico🗣business gets personal when you fuc with bob
-Bob The Builder
Ill show you a magic trick ✨️ I can stick this wand up your asz!
Roger Newman aka Ken Miracle
I feel like I wasn’t taught how to go through life, and going forward it feels like everyone i ask for help hears me tell them I’m in a hole and instead of helping me out of it they misjudge the depth of the hole and say “you got this,...
“You can’t kill what you can’t wound…”
“Chuck Norris”
He didnt say that… i did 🤡🤡🤡
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Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌
I’m in literal agony watching my life pass me by one day at a time, knowing I have missed the boat on having a relationship with a woman. I’m nearly 40 with no relationship experience, which is enough of a red flag, but I’m also too shy. I will never...
I come before you today humbled and humiliated … to ask you for one thing…. I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Eddie Brock/Venom 3
I cried my eyes out for you again last night. this year is very hard. and its getting harder by the day.
The former Deputy Director of the Metropolitan Separate School Board can talk bad about me all he wants (even if he’s now dead). But I know about what his deceased son did. In March of 1999, his now deceased son was caught stealing VCRs from the Honeydale Walmart! How do...
Dumped, no second chances, even friendships are taken from me 1nona1
I felt like I was being burned alive. From the bottom of my heart: F*** off.
Do you see that keychain on my hip?I sliced off the ear of your father when he couldn’t pay for his Easter photos at the mall last year.
Mall Easter bunny FML
Lofty — grab my Diablo Nailgun from Lowes, theres a commie coming our way to negotiate our drywall installation prices. Let nail that fuckker to his own drywall.
-Bob The Builder.
This has been one of the worst years in a long time. Im praying for some relief. and happiness.
this looks small but in person its really big (holds a model of a B2 aircraft)
-Retarded Donald Trumpet
It’s sad to see how someone easily forgets you. Ramirez.alondra1. I guess some people are just forgettable.
Why is it when I try to move forward, something always pulls me back? Whatdid I ever do to deserve these things I cannot control. Why me?
i was standing over a niggga with an egg like im gonna crack em.
-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰
Could you imagine cleaning the home depot toilets? that nightmare is my fucken life you sh*thead contracter
-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.
rippa nigggas n***** ring out and wear it on my chains ⛓️-
Santasquad100
I pray the year gets better. Its hard to stay optimistic.
That women seeing her son dancing in lingerea, no worries. Boys get so turned on wearing girl under clothes, my son does he’s a horn dog. Lol.
5 more hours, 6 morre drinks I’m gonna drink till it’s 6in the am That’s how we do it in the dirty Dublin.
Irish Alcoholic Assholes
The last thing I remember was a beer bottle to the back of the head…
I miss you so much. Why does it hurt so much 2 years later? I thought I would forget you by now!!!
A good boss would have said “Everybody will be inculed in the department celebration or it won’t happen.” that’s how I knew you were a sickening hypocrite.
my shovel doesnt like your face, we can change that with a few wacks of the steel frame. Im gonna bend my shovel on your skull Timotee
iM gonna fucken scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon and eat them with a fork 🍴 get cha in the neck with a meat pick.
-Jacob Goodnight.
I’m at a point in my life where I need to get pregnant or deal with never having kids. I do want kids, I just worry about who to have them with. I could do this with my bf, we’ve been together for like over 14 years. But I know...
Kylie from Scotland you are pretty…. Pretty….. drunk…. I am…..
*smashes a bottle on the bittches head* and she hits the floor
I miss you Angel……Please appear to me again.
Do you want to see a meteor shower? take a look at what Dimitry left you in the toilet, Howard Wolowitz.
The Big Bang Theory quotes
Johnny hatte stinkenden Scheiß auf seinem Schwanz, als er sich den Hintern von hinten nach vorne abwischte 😂
mos likly ima di wit my nikka on da trikka
-Rich Homie Quan
I dreamt we spoke again……….
I cant believe itsbeen 2 full years already. It doesn’t feel real. it doesn’t feel that long. Ill never stop missing you…
Oh my gosh, large frame black women confessing to farting in the face of men! Who knew this was even a thing?
