You aren’t Irish if you aren’t drunk!
But luckily for you I’m drunk n*gga!
-Irish Alcoholic Assholes.
Happy St Patricks Day a******

Bored_April I wonder what she thinks of me

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Having a larger than average p**** (roughly 8 inches, maybe half or one cm smaller) is rather annoying.

I try to wear baggier pants, but on the off chance that I don’t have any clean I have to go off somewhere else and take care of that b****** any time...

I miss Bored_April She said Anything she did wasn’t good enough for me. But If that were true why am I so miserable?? I was so happy to be around you. I just wanted you to be attracted to me instead of looking at me like a Upgraded friend.

I HAD TO CRACK A FART LOUD AND PROPER THERE. DID YOU HEAR IT, OVER!!

Drink my Irish beer, n smash my bottle on the head of your very best man, theres no party like a drunken irish party, Diddy knows, and trust me, heads will roll, hopefully not yours! but once the liquor flows anything goes! you can even bottle to the head some...

McLaren 720S Yorkville Ave.
$CARSPOTTER$

Yorkville 750S Cumberland Terrace.
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McLaren 570S Balanciaga .
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McLaren 750GT at Hazelton Ave.
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BMW m340i at 370 Yonge St.
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BMW M5 at Park Hyatt.
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Audi S5 at Bloor west.
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My confession was censored and removed because it mentioned suicide.

13 months…since we;ve seen each other. I thought you would be in my life forever. your name came up in a song today and I nearly burst out crying. I miss you ALot. more than ever right now. more than most of last year. I guess you’ll be the one...

Kind of hurts that you got popular. Or Glow up and forgot about me. Sometimes I wonder if you forgot my name. I heard stories like that before and never expected it happen to me. Ramirez.alondra1.
I at least hope. You thought about me at least once or twice...

Canada needs MASS deportations to get rid of these millions of fucken Indians that Trudeau let in

BMW M4 union Station.
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Audi S4 at Union Station.
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2009 Honda Civic SI at The Keg.
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2005 Mercedes E320 King Street.
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Yellow Porsche 911 at RBC Plaza.
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Mercedes ML320 at RBC Plaza.
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Audi A5 at Brookfield place.
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Toronto is a hell I hate more than anything

The lobster place at St Lawrence Market needs to be shut down

With the prices of eggs this year, you can bet I’m gonna skip the black neighborhoods! Only the upper echelon will be getting easter eggs, Easter ain’t free motherfucca
-Evil Easter Bunny🥚🐰🐇

Ferrari 599xx in Essen Germany.
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Ferrari F40 at Messe Essen.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Essen HBF
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BMW M4CS at Essen Ostf
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Audi S5 at Messe Gruga
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BMW M1 in Essen.
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Volkswagen polo 6r in Essen
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Audi R8...

Ayo b**** i did a kickflip over your dads d***. -Sick Nick aka do a kick flip.

Ayoooo b*tch i just copped a new Dodge Charger and did a burnout in your lawn b*tch 🔥 -Tread dickless aka d*** treadless.

I saw images of … this super trash film in Google Images something like 10, 11 years ago. It was horrible. Don’t watch it, I tell you people, just DON’T. Unless you want to be traumatized, for life maybe.

Open up my mouth and its an air raid, flame and ashes pouring out, melting flesh lightly, black burns turning skin to marshmallow melt. damaged beyond all repair youd be written off as collateral damage. -Demon Kane.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes are a band from Dublin Ireland making Celtic drinking anthems since St Pat’s day of 2014.
They’ve toured the world and been tossed out of the best bars — with scars to show the battle damage, like a true Irishman!
The bands lead singer is...

Ah, I see. The Exoteric Latitude. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.

How could let my angel baby get away……

When a crackhead comes into our bar, we lock the doors and crack his skull on the bar table and mix the blood with the liquor!
In Ireland we call this drink a Skull smasher!
-Irish Alcoholic Assholes.

I just want to get away from this life but f*** I am too scared to do s*** if I do try and won’t die then what ughh

my old jewish lantern a poem by…. my jewish lantern shows me the way, my jewish lantern shows me the light of day, my lantern glistens in the wind, my lantern glows in the dark, my lantern shines like a star in a dark park. my jewish lantern is over...

I know when you are in the dirty washroom stall, and purposely try to open the door when you take a seat, I will sh*t on your lap and flush you down the toilet like the dirty toilet paper you are.
-the custodian.
-Gord aka Jeeves the creepy...

My dream guy I hope we meet again someday. Its been hell without you.

Do dreams require liquid?
a poem by Serry Jeinfeld aka Jerry Seinfeld.
Do dreams require liquid? Do plants require water? Do you require nutrients? These are the questions of every day life.
A knife needs blood, a cow needs cud. And all of Paul Rudds films are...

Get me out of this meat suit, I’m sick of this flesh prison, my abilities of being a symbiote parasite are extremely limited in fleshy form. I must consume this host vessel and find a new type of superior life form to consume. I shall conquer, eat and consume a...

you left without saying goodbye. I miss you more every day. Every day.every night

I cant live without cigarettes. i know that makes me a bad mom to smoke around my kids all the time but i hate being alone and dealing with the girls shithead- dads fighting again its like ive been smoking 18 years since 4th grade and work at a coffee...

When I go to bed at night, I leave all of the lights on And keep a scary movie playing because there is voices screaming in my head, Not to mention that the Boogy Monster’s underneath my bed, Blood is flowing through my veins’ Cause mentally I’m complicated like a...

You’ll never know how much I miss you. I wonder if you think of me. its been over a year and I think I’ll always miss you.

My teeth rotating like razor blades spinning as if they were on a saw, each rotation creates more agony, do you feel that? your legs being sawed off as you are chewed into pieces. it is dinner time, I like my meat raw and you are my meal. -Demon Kane....

I told Phra Phrom that Russia still wants to invade Ukraine and Russia still wants to have a war with Ukraine. Sigh!

his bio is “stop child abuse”

…very ironic, considering HE hasnt.

I cry every night over what we could’ve had. how happy I would’ve been now. if only…

It’s an extremely disturbing feeling when you find out there’s people out there, who you don’t even know, who purposely try to invade your ‘car’s oil supply’ with fake characters and with manipulative tactics to try to get you to react. It’s got ped0philia written all over it. Then acting...