Cuck me up. Small unit, unsatisfied wife, I’m the clean up man too.
My wife Debra has a full bush. She is a teacher and I bet some of her students would love to see her hairy p****
R34 Nissan Skyline at Importfest
Japanesecarspotter
nail a nigguh between his eyes with the hammer
-bob the Builder
i’m so tired of ppl pointing out my flaws. i can get compliments from hella ppl then like two ppl insult me and make me feel bad for how i look and it just ruins my whole day. i’m so tired of this. y’all make me want to kill myself.
Your a decerped petrified lump of s*** in the dirt. Queen c***
I hurt myself today.
I have fantasies about biting off Kohberger’s nose. I want to cannibalize Kohberger and watch him screen in pain.
Natasha sent me about 200 letters and postcards during our 25 friendship.
What should I do with them?
1. Burn them
2. Sink with the Titanic
3. Leave them wrapped up in a duck taped box.
I met Natasha at the dawn of the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Back then she had aucun de cheveux au cause de LMA. Elle etait en train de mourir. But she became a milagros.
I would have been so sad back then if Natasha had lost her battle...
I don’t care if Natasha gets LMA again. This time when it comes back, I’m not going to give a s*** if she dies.
LMA is a French acronym and English the letters in the acronym are reversed.
You black? BTW, it WAS Natasha who believed in all the Covid is a hoax crap!
“I’ve had it with the dumb b**** on this site who thinks all the friendship confessions are written by her friend NATASHA who dumped her a**. B**** doesn’t have any self-awareness. Not all friendships...
Struggling so damn much
I have so much pain and hate in my heart and soul these days. Ive never been as bitter as i am now.
I don’t know how to live with people or without them. I don’t really like us but I have and will go out of my way to help someone often without a f****** “thanks” the more you help the more people take advantage. F*** life.
I’ve made peace with the end of my life.
Oh look, it’s 18:11 and the willfully unemployed has slinked out of my f****** living room with his stink self, offering me a cup of tea with my own food I paid for. I’m so f****** honoured. God forbid he f*** off and gets a job to support himself. He’s...
You mother shuckers lied. Atlanta did not burn last night. Jesus prevailed. Jesus calmed the storm. Glory to God!
I wished my mum aged nicely instead of getting meaner
i dont think true friends exist anymore.
I’m tired of being alone. I’m tired of no one liking me back romantically. I want to die
I enjoy it when the Priest kisses me and fondles my C*** and Balls. I wish he would f*** me in the rear instead of only giving me a prick tease.
Main tujhe tere paadne ki aukat dikhata hoon
Paddne ke upar koi charge nahi hai
Jitna man aaye utna paado
Glorify and Justify your great i*dian fart
Desire is pain
I always think of the nice ways you treated me but never the many bad times. The rose colored glasses need to come off
That dream of you last night was so incredible. It felt so real. I woke up crying. I’ll never have that.
Laying awake with anxiety over stupid s***. Today I was annoyed with my boss for a couple reasons and let them slip to the girl I work with. I’m worried she’s going to tell my boss. I was muttering to myself like a crazy person at one point. God I...
My brain is deteriorating
My mother is an evil abuser. My sister is lucky she got away from her.
Dear Natasha (sans h)
I truly believe that everything I ever believed about you. Was a lie. I regret ever becoming your friend.
If you have taught me anything, it’s that nothing is what it seems.
Sincerely,
“Jangmi”
“I wonder if you still think about how much you have hurt me, and how you have destroyed our friendship with your own two hands.”
Go f*** yourself Natasha. I never did anything to you. It was you who hurt me. Covid changed you into a mean b**** c***.
I have a handsome neighbor
I just don’t want to be abused anymore. I guess that’s too much to ask.
My heart feels like its been shattered into pieces and i cant so easily glue them back.
When the rebuilt the temple in the bible, they had a gun in one hand and a hammer in the other. This is how we must live.
My friend got yogurt on her b*** cheek.
Daughter is moving to the other side of the world tomorrow. Trying to hold it together. I’m devastated but it will also be a relief when she’s finally gone. 2 years of trying to be supportive and I’m absolutely exhausted.
Do parents think that saying, “Other people have bigger problems” will comfort me? Their parents probably said that to them when they were young and now theyr’re telling it to me 🙂 I don’t think saying those words will comfort anybody. It just invalidates your feelings. Of course, other people...
I always fight with my parents and I don’t like it at all but my mother gets angry with me for every small mistake I make. i also worry too much about my exams and the stress of homework is just deadly i just try to be the best...
“Shhhhh, don’t tell Mommy…”
My mom films me and my boyfriend having s***** fantasies in the living room when she visits her mom. We found the nanny cam.
I wish I’d had an uncle Simon when I was a kido. 😞
I randomly left and don’t feel like coming back.
some weeks I think my efforts pursuing you are in vain. other weeks you give me glimpses of hope that youre interested in me. Im so torn right now.