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You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
Your asss smells like tar
Your farts smell like a bar

The Grinch

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Two months ago. For Steve’s birthday. We invited a friend over. Not realizing we learned his friend had an extra length cream pie nozzle. Oh my god what fun. Since then, I thought about him. Steve refuses to invite him back again. Yesterday we crossed paths at our local Walmart. We looked at each other, and I smiled and shook my head yes. He knew what I wanted. We took the time and stopped shopping. He took me out to the parking lot, and we jumped in the back of his Ford Bronco. That god for tinted windows. He whipped up two batches of cream pie. I couldn’t have finished my shopping due to my pie pan was overly full. I decided better to get home and clean my pie pan before Steve gets home.

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I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!

-Bryon Donalds

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Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville

The Grinch

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4 years

All my boyfriend wanted was for us to have a family and for a year he tried to get me pregnant and I went through so much believing I wasn’t able to get pregnant. Well now January 2023 I found out i’m pregnant and he now wants nothing to do...

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4 years

I am being tortured again. It is a psychological torture. I hate those who torture me. I want them dead or want them to stop torturing me! I cannot take it any more! They are doing it for 6 years almost all the time. I hope my life is not...

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4 years

I’m a little more sad than I thought I’d be, even if I knew it was going to happen someday. I know I didn’t cause the spark he was looking for, and we agreed to be friends, but there’s still a little tug on my heart that he’s found someone...

169 Views
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4 years

The sad thing is I deeply care about you and your opinions. I hope someday you go from hate to hugs.

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4 years

Help me please…

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4 years

I am sick of people in my house whether you apologize or not they would still come up with a reason to try to scold you I’m already tired of the fact that I need to have a certificate of recognition in academics then they pile me up with unnecessary...

169 Views
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4 years

i gained 20kg in the past 14 years…. i need to lose all that s*** but i’m too depressed

154 Views
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4 years

You there? ☕ Do you not grow tired of this “game” and all the emotions that come with it?
I personally want to enjoy your company, not fear it. If you are still holding a grudge, do yourself a favor and let it go. Write it down tear it...

172 Views
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4 years

Shocking news! The monster who shot that 65 year old Schomberg man walking his dog had light BROWN skin! Offcourse he had BROWN skin.

The shooter’s life matters. And the white victim’s life does not.

F*** all you liberal woke BLMS!

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4 years

*full speed.

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4 years

I had gone to a family funeral and met with a lot of my older relatives. The majority of people at this funeral were 60 and up. I was in my 20’s. This was a mix of one side and the other side of ‘one half’ of my family. That...

127 Views
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4 years

I can’t believe it’s been over two months since mom passed away.

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4 years

I.. feel so lonely, the only “friend” I have bothers to answer my texts once a week because of depression.
I got a dating app to meet new friends and already messaged like 10+ and got no replies, my profile is very nice and full. I don’t think I...

155 Views
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4 years

F*** YOU FOR HURTING THOSE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU. YOUR EGO IS TOO BIG TO FIX THIS FRIENDSHIP.

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4 years

you know that feeling when you are not needed, unwanted… yeah i feeling that right now. I’m not like them. they’re pretty, cool, smart, popular and smart. i’m not. i’m ugly, fat, not fashionable and not smart. I wish i were them. I hate myself. They also do their stuff...

153 Views
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4 years

I know this is a very odd story, and I know many people are going to find it has a lot of parts but at the moment I just need to get it off my chest. Let’s start at the beginning. I come from a moderately conservatives and religious family,...

188 Views
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4 years

I was raped by my brother from 4yo-18yo. I told my mother when I was 19 and it changed nothing in their relationship or my relationship with her, it’s still as if she doesn’t know. I have to go to his birthday get together this weekend because it’s the only...

159 Views
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4 years

I have my suicide planned out. I almost went through with it yesterday but held on to the fact that I had work today and people counting on me, same thing tonight, just holding on for work tomorrow. Then I have a week off and that’s when I think something...

158 Views
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4 years

Everyone ignores me. My family, anything I write online. I’m just talking to myself. I don’t write horrible comments, I just reply to the current conversations and nobody pays attention. I would reflect on whether it’s me but I don’t troll or have bigoted views. It’s always been like that...

135 Views
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4 years

Today I was called a f****** slur. Im 13 and transgender. I was in the bathroom at a theater having a panic attack. Like you do. A group of boys came in and after a bunch of giggling and stuff they were saying slurs and f*** I don’t even know....

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4 years

some weeks I feel so close to you but others I feel light years away.

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4 years

The majority of the time I feel u wanted by my husband and no matter what I do to gain his favor it’s never good enough. There is always something he comments on or complains about. Wrapping up Valentines day after cleaning, cooking, taking care of our dog, grocery shopping,...

143 Views
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4 years

My Friends Ghosted me
I don’t know why. I suspect a political difference they uncovered, because that is about the only thing that would cause otherwise normal people to just ghost their friend out of the blue. That or that I said I didn’t like her boyfriend who was...

154 Views
a pain
4 years

my dad hit my mom once. when i was 4 or 5. she bumped into him on accident after an argument so he pushed her on the ground. i remember going to her side and crying hysterically because i didn’t want him to hurt her again. then when i was...

147 Views
a pain
4 years

RIP Dan. im sorry I didnt get to know you better. I felt a good connection a few years ago with you. What a shame.

138 Views
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4 years

I’ve had enough. So sick of everything. My life stopped when I was deserted by my kids dad. I’ve done everything for them, given them everything and I’m absolutely done.
I want my life back, to do what I want. Yet still they want want want and take me...

152 Views
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4 years

Without a female connection there is no life–there is no love—– which equals nothing.

141 Views
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4 years

I lied when I said you were cute, I’m a chronic people pleaser.

122 Views
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4 years

Handsome–kind—gentle—funny with a lot of love to give. An enigma. One of the most complicated fuckers—who has ever lived——a freak of nature. Honestly.

149 Views
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4 years

I am strong—-crazy or just plain stupid. Never been in love that’s the sad thing….

164 Views
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4 years

P**** is expensive. One f*** and they think they own. It was just a f*** not a contract.

163 Views
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4 years

my crush just asked out my best friend

127 Views
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4 years

why does a guy sexualise you for weeks and constantly stare at you, then barely make an effort to try and get to know you just to get a girlfriend a week later?

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4 years

Yesterday I helped a stranger at work, who was in total chock, probably having a psychosis, while I helped I realized that it’s exactly what I feel inside myself, soon maybe I’m the one who needs the help… I’m screaming inside and no one hears or see me, the person...

135 Views
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4 years

I did everything I could for this friendship. You aren’t even willing to talk it out and be honest, you couldn’t even answer a “yes” or “no” to a simple question. You prefer to run away and hurt me. You prefer to destroy us. You prefer to let our friendship...

421 Views
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4 years

F*** YOU FOR HURTING THOSE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU. IS YOUR EGO IS TOO BIG TO FIX THIS FRIENDSHIP?

149 Views
a pain
4 years

I have cancer and all he can talk about is his job, how great people think he is. All while ignoring our children and leaving me to handle everything. If I stopped giving him credit for s*** he never did or thinks about our kids would actually believe he hates...

152 Views
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4 years

i want you back.

139 Views
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4 years

F*** YOU FOR HURTING THOSE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU. YOUR EGO IS TOO BIG TO FIX THIS FRIENDSHIP.

129 Views
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4 years

im going to kill myself

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