My goals were too big to the point of delusion, I thought I could be anything and I didn’t know what hard work was. I thought that people living normal lives simply had a lack of imagination and that I’m the special one. I thought life was straightforward how wrong...

Don’t ever compare the great Corvallus Bronson Winslow III to Backcherry Barry, Barry’s a low rent gas station guzzle guy and Corvallus is a world class phallus fellater and assmuncher

As I was your beginning,
so shall I be your end

Lord Galvatron

DIRTBIKES, DOMESTIC ASSAULT, STEEL TOE BOOTS, CIGARETTES

Rodney and the fuckheads

DIRTBIKES, ASSAULT CHARGES, STEEL TOE BOOTS, CIGARETTES

Rodney and the fuckheads

hired a cook to help my mom out in the kitchen cause she’s old and she ended up stealing a bunch from us

can’t catch a f****** break

My sweet Angel boy I miss u. Im looking at a photo I took of u on this date in 2019. So much has changed since then…

Cutting your neighbor?
We’ve got a drill for that!

Milwaukee mike

your music career isnt that bad… its not like you are opening up for rodney and the fuckheads or timo and the motherfuckers

oh penny, its as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches 🧙‍♀️

sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

A bio on “RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS”
In music forums and comments (such as discussions around famous rock and metal acts), people often use the name to contrast an iconic artist’s career moves against playing bottom-of-the-barrel local gigs (e.g., “He’s playing with a legendary band, it’s not like he’s...

man we crack skulls leave deep lacerations🗡
crack a redbull and drag em back to the basement.🗡

-prevail wonder

There’s such a painful void in my life. every night it reveals itself. its so heartbreaking

The lack of reciprocation in my life is like a knife in the stomach

I am addicted
I am in a prison of love, How noble I am to suffer alone, to silently keep waiting, waiting, and waiting for the one who wont even look my way anymore.
I am addicted
The cyanide is the spice to our love
Now...

CIGARETTES, SHITT, PISSS, BLOOD, ALCOHOLISM

rodney and the fuckheads

I am a 25-year-old virgin still trapped in my parents’ house, and I am putting my absolute darkest secret out into the open because I feel like I was reincarnated just to suffer. My life is a complete joke, and everything cucks me. I feel like I lost all purpose,...

I’m so selfish my girlfriend is losing her dog and I’m crying because I miss her so much and we haven’t talked in a while, I feel so bad and so useless but I’m trying to be comfort her every chance I get and don’t show her that I’m upset...

Metergy Solutions!
FUCKK YOU!
YOUR ON MY ENEMIES LIST NOW

just fucken cut it out! 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀

hacksaw henry

I just tried to open roll20.*** for our D&D session and wrote roll34 instead

Constructicons, merge for the KiLL!

Devastator

i like your legs, i was thinking about breaking them.

Jacob Goodnight

you want me to GUT ultra magnus?

cyclonus

As a daughter from a mixed marriage (Eastern Orthodox father and Roman Catholic mother), I condemn the act of vandalism and desecration of the holy site in Međugorje. The man who did this most likely suffers from severe mental ilness, is in a cult or something else.

Furthermore, I want...

Still longing for u 2 1/2 yrs later on this lonely summer night.

You will not make me feel guilty over nothing. You’re a real jerk. I refuse to let what you said and done in my past make me feel worthless. I am no longer under your control. Dad,Russell, James and those few connected with a few of you. Kayla,Amanda, Sheila (...

i think my partner raped me
and i dont know how to feel
he finished inside me
i didnt want that
hes 18 and im 16
i dont know what to do

It’s funny how innocent people tend to die around you!

Agent Zero

Why did I go back to talking to Nick

From a young age, I’ve been very self-isolated, and my family enabled it. For the longest time, I’ve been completely alone in this. My mother doesn’t try to connect with me. She doesn’t seem to care how I really feel and has never shown any interest in my hobbies or...

Ben Richards!
I love this saw!
This saw’s part of me!
And I’m gonna make it part of you!

Eddie ‘Buzzsaw’ Vatowski

Loneliness and heartache

I guess I’m totally stoopid. I don’t understand all the car spotter confessions. It makes the internet and this site a vast wasteland.

I wish I was born a male so badly it hurts.

I have explosive diarrhea from eating off a mexican food truck. Did that guy blast a load in the salsa? Toot toot.

I regularly think about hurting myself. I used to sh years ago but I’m 2 years clean now. But when it gets late at night or when I’m alone, I think of bashing my head into the floor, or taking as many pills as I can. I might think of...

I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.

Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they...

In the end no matter what I did or do. I was never gonna be good enough for you. Friend,lover, I was just nothing. It empty pot. A tool to be used. I wasn’t even good enough to reply back for. Out of all the woman I met u are...

Aw Shitt, what are we going to do now?

spike witwicky