I’m missing you my boy. almost a year. Im trying to move on.

11:11 make a wish!
My wish is for Canada to deport every last Indian

11:11 make a wish!
My wish is for all Chinese fobs to be deported

The way that you aren’t gay yet cuddle with me really f u c k i n g makes me fall in love more. Why the f u c k do i keep falling in love with straight boys… and i even go to lengths to keep from s*** like...

Indians ruined canada

These Indian Fulkers ruined canada

I asked how much money his mom owes because we are always lending her money. She says ‘I’ll pay you back’ every time but in two years we have not seen a single dollar be returned. Now she owes over 8000 dollars and I had no idea until just a...

Just got some n*pple piercings

Life was better with you in it. 1year later almost and you’re still on my mind every day.

Hubby wants to do my niece n my niece wants to too, it’s disgusting I gave up career for this scum bag.

Maybe in a way I can’t tell you how I feel but if you did love me would you marry me if I asked. If you ever do read this I Loved You enough to give up my life to you and even beyond.

I know my wife is having an affair, I have known for almost a year and I have never said anything to her. I found out by looking at her text messages when she left her phone at home one day. Her phone went off and I picked it up...

2 aliens abducted me and put electricity volts into me when I was sleeping, and I woke to them trying to kill me. I was shocked and dazed for ages and rapid heart beat and they left without me remembering how they got into the house and now I lock...

Date didn’t go well, she was a crazy cat woman

It was only a broken leg, it was the payments that did it
-David, 75, currently deceased.

These mf fkn carpet ants keep trying to bite my dicc

My house infested with these damn carpet ants

Every time I pee it hurts

Jewish family wins again

Dj night deluxe

Gooning so hard, found my pics from when I was younger, gooning to myself

F u c k I just got my dicc bit by another carpet ant

I’ve got damn carpet ants in my house

When he shoved a bibdl in my azz

Worst pain I’ve felt ? A carpet ant bit the tip of my dicc

I’ve had a sliver in my foot for a week now it won’t remove

I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes

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I’m a dirty fucken janitor

Dip my bald head in urine and rub it all over your body

After the accident my chances of survival were thin, but I told my doctor I’d come out a better man.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

My doctor said I’d live to age 86. I told him make it 90.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

We conquer as a crew, gay, straight , together you will fall.
(The alliance of straight gay males)

Athabasca alberta is a hick town but for natives

Have a apple stuck in my hole

I’m so mad I just need to vent. For the holidays, this dumbass showed up at my house ‘totally unaware’ that he was going to stay with me, yet he had a whole blow up mattress and mattress cover in his backpack. No blankets, pillows, etc. (he expected me to...

Caribbean BBC up my back door. Miami, a few mins ago.

Corvallus Cocckspotter

Wishing I had someone special in my life. life is so lonely.

Your Azz is sweet like 🍓🍓🍓🍓

It hurts when I touch a battery to my tongue piercing

You might be as fake as barbie