I discovered I was a crossdresser at 12 yrs old from my cusin who made me dress in her pantys all the time She was older BUT I adore doing it.Progressed to dressing in moms stuff and my own aquirements One night I was alone at home and dressed up, usual lingerie skit etc etc and Put hair up in rollers.I went out first time and walked to the corner store, The mowner was rhere and he was always pleasant.He asked if i wanted anything else I said ,,sheepishly NO. I went to go out and he said,here i ahve something for you..I turned,his p**** was out and he said..I like your look.I didnt know what to do BUT i was scared and excited too.zi frozee as he walked towards me with it out and said here as he pushed me behind the shelvs rub it now.I did and he squirted almost rught away..I ran out of the store home..but masterbated when i got home.I never went to his store for years, but when i went in kater he winked at me,, as a boy..I knew he knew.
My sister walked into me, in her room with her p******
Mary looked so hot today. I want Mary Smith of Fiserv to pin me down with her weight and slap me as punishment for being a woman-objectifying perrvert. The thought of her punishing and humiliating me turns me on so much. 😳
I cheated on my wife
These voices in my head are getting louder every time I s***
These voices in my head are getting louder every minute
These voices in my head are getting louder every day
These voices in my head are getting louder
Im gonna s*** down yourchinney -Santa Claus.
I’m gonna f*** your daughter. -Santa Claus.
My p**** hurts when I beat it like a boxer
So what? You’ve got a lawnmover…. that don’t Impress me much. -Shania twain.
So what? You’ve got a d***…. that don’t Impress me much. -Shania twain.
I used a weed Wacker to f*** up your sister, now she looks like a train wreck
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My urine infection kept getting worse, but my doctor was able to cure it. -David, 75, currently deceased.
I love to f*** the male dogs up the a** when they come into the store, the bigger ones howl and get hard and shoot piss all over the fucken floor, -Steve from pet smart.
crying for what was, and mourning what will never be again. A heartbreaking few years.
the loneliness got worse this year especially without you in it.
Who will save me in the end? I believe God will, but if I’m honest I am a failure as a human being. I have a job, sure but I gotta weaker and losing my mind. I never been with anyone, yes I’m a virgin. And if even if I’m...
I got my d*** sucked in a burger king men’s washroom by a fucken transvestite
Dan needs to be fired from Ontario works. A******.
Eazyano was a fucken cop man
Kylie of Scotland blocked me because I was gonna shave her, put a diaper on her ans tattoo the word s*** all over her
Y’all, my idiot older sister just admitted that she doesn’t care what her young kids watch, and what I mean by that is that she gives them unfettered access to the internet and all streaming services but has taught them 0 internet safety or stranger danger.
Y’all, pray for my...
Every time I j******* blood comes out
I had s** in the outback steakhouse washroom when I was full of chicken
Haiku kaiku I’m going to f*** you, father r
What’s the difference between the KKK and the salvation army? One wears pillow cases
I fucked my little elf till his b** was red and bleeding. After I tossed the little midget in the trash and fucked his wife -Evil Santa
When will shithole Canada deport all Indians
Toronto, home of all Chinese and Indians. F*** me
I fucken HATE toronto with a passion
Regina Saskatchewan has more teen pregnancy than job openings
Places I wouldn’t travel, shithole mexico
I almost got clapped by a n****
I’ve surrounded myself with such scum my entire life. I’m so lonely now. I have no one that gets me or truly likes me.
Over 10 months. I cant f****** believe it. I f****** miss you.
I didn’t realise I was doing something bad and it would upset you. I’m sorry.
Basically, I’m the president of my club, and I kept making mistakes after mistakes because of my lack of experience in communication between my members and my poor mentor. And now I feel like I’m a huge burden to everyone while they work their asses off for our incoming event....
Canada? I think you mean fucken dogshit India
You n***** are the real grinch – The Grinch
There’s only one person I’ve ever wanted to be with and felt comfortable with. That person loves me but is constantly avoidant so it’s difficult. I miss him and I wish time would move faster so I could see him again
If you did love me when beat my heart more than it need to. If anything I hoped that love could had help… I still wonder.