The most important election issue facing everyone today is the 0.00003% of the population that have penises and play women’s sports.
More people with penises playing women’s sports now!
My parents and I were in Ukraine when the war started Mom was raped by a Russian soldier in front of me and dad The thing that amazes me, mom was willing willing to ride her r***** c*** isn front of dad and tongue 💋 kiss him When the guy said he was going to kill dad it made mom ride his c*** faster ❤️
I poopooed my pants. I ate two many Big Bufords and seasoned fries and banana milkshake. I smell like my dad now, James Gammon Sr. You may remember him as manager Lou Brown in the Major League films. When Dad got Alzheimer’s he couldn’t control his bowels. I guess I...
I think of killing myself all the time. Just need the guts to do it.
I for one hate having hiv. It totally s****. I got infected with hiv years ago and was not into being a bottom. A buddy of mine got infected around the same time and I knew that he was like me, and preferred oral s** but we both ended up...
I’m sorry Felix. I’m sorry for everything. even though i love you, i don’t know if i can ever confess how much i also love William.
“You could slit my throat and I’d thank you for touching my neck.”
I dont want to continue to fight the same battles anymore. Im very tired of it all.
I have stopped eating again. I’m withering away. I have never been this skinny before. My heart hurts. Even when I do eat, I cant gain any weight. My body just doesn’t seem to want to live without her. Soon ill be a walking skeleton. This heartbreak will kill me.
Here we go again with the suicidal thoughts.
i cant tell if i’m in love with my best friend or just obsessed with her
I would be lying if I said the thought of you in pain slightly aroused me, I proceeded to rub my hot nips while say thank GOD FOR CANCER!
Sick with cancer: I’m really sorry. I hope you recover soon and your bones feel better. I hate hearing this.
I am sick with cancer and my bones hurt so bad. Its hard to describe how bad the pain is.
Brooooooooooo WTF! I have a f***** yeast infection. Why are the p**** straws so wide!!!!
My reasons for living are slowly fading away.I dont look forward to the sad lonely winter months at all.
Forget about us Johnny, I am getting married on Dec 20th in Hawaii. Reception after the wedding at the Kona Plaza Hotel
Oh my god my bladder is so full, I can’t take it! It’s so embarrassing but I might–I mighhttt—oh no! I’m going to piss all over the floor!
jon by brother made it clear to me in discombobulated weirdo word salads he wanted this 50something year old john broadcast disney for his 20 year old daughter for the money. how entitled and crazy stupid is that. maybe they are t******** poofter team? if doctor beck the tuckered fool...
YO MANZO!
I’m the one who alerted you to the slander, so why did you have to slander my people in return??
Like I said I’ve never had a Big Buford, I keep it grimey with the value menu. I mean if i’m eating Checkers, I’m on that grit...
It’s been almost 2 years since I last saw you and I hate that I still think about you, especially during my darkest days. You’ve most likely moved on already but I haven’t, and I don’t think I ever will. I wanna start over and be more honest with you…
Big Buford Burger not good?!?!?
SIC EM MANZONEER!
Take your f****** clothes off already. Enough costumes.
The sun beats down, bright and cold on this Tuesday. The harsh late-Autumn light assaults my eyes. I squeeze them shut, and a pair of tears mark twin trails down my cheeks. For a moment I can pretend the sting of the morning sun is the only cause of...
i want to kill myself so bad. i’m so tired of my life and i know it’s never going to get any better. all i do is suffer and suffer over and over again. i had so many dreams but i’ve lost all hope in them. i’m so ready for...
Only a true p************ narcissistic would cheat during his entire marriage and then when caught yet again have the nerve to blame HER and tell her that SHE is the narcissist. That’s classic gaslighting. You took on yet another w****, got busted so now you want to play victim? No...
in love its either ure the beloved or the lover. i want neither i am too soft to let others be the lover and i am already so so sick of being the lover too, i ll just broke it off with this guy and thats it! im not gonna...
I wonder what it’d be like to *not* feel suicidal 🤷🏻♀️.
my abusive ex best friend messaged me earlier this month and i finally found the courage to tell her to leave me alone. this is the first time i was able to use the word abusive to describe her. i’m happy for myself, but i hate how this trauma will...
My boyfriend only cuddles me properly when I can’t stay the night. I guess he figures I’m staying over so whatever. He’s been asleep for hours and I’m still awake feeling alone and sad. I helped him do his chores/errands and made his lunch and everything so we’d have time...
Truth is life doesn’t matter. It took me a while to discover this but it is that. Sure, we all live in societies now but sooner or later we all will die, and humanity will go extinct. So, with that fact in mind, why do we still live? Nothing we...
Your an evil person. The damage youve done to me will last a lifetime. Or until i cant take it anymore…
Amputation tomorrow, little worried
My mom worked on another country when I was 2 years old. She left me with my grandparents who would fight each night and would often resort to violence. I would watch them fight and hide myself beneath the stairs crying. I was 2 when I experienced that. Years later...
i know it hurts so bad but please hold on. this pain you are feeling will pass with time. please dont kill yourself yet. it feels so tempting sometimes but please dont do it. you will find a boyfriend someday. a good, kind boyfriend. you just have to work on...
To whoever wrote this “I’m a worthless pile of s*** and I deserve to die” You are not worthless you are awesome and loved
I’m a worthless pile of s*** and I deserve to die.
JIZZLE JUICE MAFIA
So much in my life is not right. And theres very little hope any of it will get better.
Your just another crush that will amount to nothing. The soon as I get over you the better.
I spent all yesterday doing meth. I blacked out and when I came to I had a bleeding r***** and a sore a**. I couldn’t figure out why but I just noticed an empty vodka bottle on the floor. The neck of it is encrusted in dried s*** and blood....
Brandon Miller the r*****.