Hubby wants to do my niece n my niece wants to too, it’s disgusting I gave up career for this scum bag.

Maybe in a way I can’t tell you how I feel but if you did love me would you marry me if I asked. If you ever do read this I Loved You enough to give up my life to you and even beyond.

I know my wife is having an affair, I have known for almost a year and I have never said anything to her. I found out by looking at her text messages when she left her phone at home one day. Her phone went off and I picked it up...

2 aliens abducted me and put electricity volts into me when I was sleeping, and I woke to them trying to kill me. I was shocked and dazed for ages and rapid heart beat and they left without me remembering how they got into the house and now I lock...

Date didn’t go well, she was a crazy cat woman

It was only a broken leg, it was the payments that did it
-David, 75, currently deceased.

These mf fkn carpet ants keep trying to bite my dicc

My house infested with these damn carpet ants

Every time I pee it hurts

Jewish family wins again

Dj night deluxe

Gooning so hard, found my pics from when I was younger, gooning to myself

F u c k I just got my dicc bit by another carpet ant

I’ve got damn carpet ants in my house

When he shoved a bibdl in my azz

Worst pain I’ve felt ? A carpet ant bit the tip of my dicc

I’ve had a sliver in my foot for a week now it won’t remove

I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes

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I’m a dirty fucken janitor

Dip my bald head in urine and rub it all over your body

After the accident my chances of survival were thin, but I told my doctor I’d come out a better man.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

My doctor said I’d live to age 86. I told him make it 90.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

We conquer as a crew, gay, straight , together you will fall.
(The alliance of straight gay males)

Athabasca alberta is a hick town but for natives

Have a apple stuck in my hole

I’m so mad I just need to vent. For the holidays, this dumbass showed up at my house ‘totally unaware’ that he was going to stay with me, yet he had a whole blow up mattress and mattress cover in his backpack. No blankets, pillows, etc. (he expected me to...

Caribbean BBC up my back door. Miami, a few mins ago.

Corvallus Cocckspotter

Wishing I had someone special in my life. life is so lonely.

Your Azz is sweet like 🍓🍓🍓🍓

It hurts when I touch a battery to my tongue piercing

You might be as fake as barbie

🪄🪄 this ain’t no Harry niggar

Your life is laughter

☢️☢️☢️ my peenis is radioactive

These taco bell sh*its are hurting

Jesus Christian has lader eyes

I always grab the knife by the blade and cut with the handle.
-Demon Kane.

I have so many y voices in my head

HERE IS SAD SACK LONELY, HAD XMAS AND NEW YEAR ALL ALONE BUT FOR THE OLDS IN WALKER WHEELIES SEEING ME, FELT SAD AS FA THE WHOLE TIME. VERY DOWN ABOUT POVERTY LIFE SO FAR ALL MY LIFE AND SADNESS AND LONELINESS TRYING TO MAKE A LIFE OUT OF NOTHING...

Is t pain in pan?