hagred has touched us in more ways than one touched more than our hearts, when hagreds big warm hand touched my p*enis i knew i was next, afterall hagred is the diddy of hogwarts.
-Harry Potter and the secrets of hagreds pe*nis

I know you are hearing voices in your head and are scared to tell anyone. its okay because the voices speaking in your head belong to me. I am the voices in your head and we talk to you, we understand you, we control you. -Randy “RKO” Orton.

I hate Toronto and Canada more than anything

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The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

I ship brawl stars characters where the first one is 8 years old and the second is around 30, and I argue with kids on tik tok who tell me to kill myself because of it

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

Canada has a n**** crime problem

I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust looking for someone to match or rival my raw strength. looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of destruction and fear, and all of existence shall be mine!

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky and see hope… I’ll take that from them first, The human race will have every opportunity to improve…Ask Noah.
Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing! When the dust...

I was…unrefined in those early days. And as such, the creation of the proto-symbiote was…unclean, dirty, deranged and hideous. To this day, the weaker of my creations carry the scars of their progenitor’s birth inside of them, they are mistakes, and trash just like you are. They still fear the...

Ah, I see. Let me remember. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash. You are...

Bentley Continental in Düsseldorf
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Bentley Bentayga at Dior Düsseldorf.
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Volkswagen ID Buzz at Porta Möbel.
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Volkswagen Scirocco at Kö59.
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Porsche 911 Dakar at Königsallee.
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Porsche 964 in München.
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Audi RS E Tron in Munich.
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Volkswagen Jetta...

Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye
F*** Toronto, f*** Canada!
I fucken hate you Toronto!
Canada is a sh ithole!
F*** you every person in Toronto.
F*** the whole country of Canada!

They fear me when I enter the washroom, every foot step they know I am closer…
I kick in every door of the stall..
Not caring enough who sits and who sh*its…
Because I will kick in the right door with the clogged toilet.
And when...

Tiffany,

I thought you were my friend. You lured me away from my old job to work with you in yours. Then you and your little gang of vipers chew me up, spit me out like poison, and then get me fired. My life is still in disarray from you....

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
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Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
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Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
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Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
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Mercedes G Wagon G63 at Park Hyatt.
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Ford Mustang Mach E at...

Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye
F*** Toronto, f*** Canada!
I fucken hate you Toronto!
Canada is a sh ithole!
F*** you every person in Toronto.
F*** the whole country of Canada!
Sing it with me now
Aye aye aye

I hate Toronto more than anything

Scotiabank can go f*** themselves.
Charging me $29 deposit fee on a $60 deposit.

It’s that time of year, F#CK F#CK F#CK F#CK! Just sent in my job application to be the Dress up Easter Bunny at the mall again for another season. It’s unemployment all year – Christmas I’m santa, and Easter I’m Bunny. And if you think I’m gonna smile for your...

I want you back in my life. I dream of you being my boyfriend every day. I miss you more than I thought I would.

I’m so sick of everyone, not one person on this planet deserves anything. Everyone is sick in the f****** head, everyone is judgmental even when they claim they are not, everyone is full of f****** hate, this world is overrun by sick and disgusting people.

Infinite c**. You sit on the toilet to j*******, but you begin to c** uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of s****. You desperately shove your d*** into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The...

Oh, I crave her. I want to run my hand along her neck, I want to kiss her tender lips. When she looks at me with her intense, glowing light, I can only say that I’m unworthy. My body longs for her. To be inside of her. It takes all...

Ferrari 599xx in Essen Germany.
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Ferrari F40 at Messe Essen.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Essen HBF
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BMW M4CS at Essen Ostf
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Audi S5 at Messe Gruga
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BMW M1 in Essen.
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Volkswagen polo 6r in Essen
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Audi R8...

Ferrari 599xx in Essen Germany.
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Ferrari F40 at Messe Essen.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Essen HBF
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BMW M4CS at Essen Ostf
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Audi S5 at Messe Gruga
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BMW M1 in Essen.
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Volkswagen polo 6r in Essen
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Audi R8...

I miss you my Angel. Its been hell and so lonely without you for 14 months.

I miss you Alondra

It’s that time of year, F#CK F#CK F#CK F#CK! Just sent in my job application to be the Dress up Easter Bunny at the mall again for another season. It’s unemployment all year – Christmas I’m santa, and Easter I’m Bunny. And if you think I’m gonna smile for your...

Who would win?
Donald Trump with a stick
Vs
Justin Trudeau with 10 Indians.
Vs
Mecha Hitler in his Armor
Vs
Kim Jong Uns minions.
Vs
Putins best Oligarchs.
Vs
Jesus Christ with a sword
Vs
Santa...

She now has 2 teeth, She almost bit off my n***** today!
That’s why God gave us 2 n******!
-The Conners

Accidents do happen, it was however an accident when I was created in a maximum security laboratory somewhere in the year 2005. I was created with technology not understood by man, I was created as weaponry but became sentient, and the hopes that I could stop earth and moon base...

Lookie Herr missa suh imma colored Mann livin’ da white Mann lifee eeeh get mi sum Hennessey n I might even say niggggaaa on occasion missa suh

-PK Subban.

I miss you more every day you sweet man. we could’ve been such a great couple. goddamn this life. You never leave my brain for long….

I know I’m gay, I have known since the ninth grade. I broke up with a partner of four years and got out of it broke and bitter. I took some time off and went back home because my father is ill and I wanted to spend time with him.

I am F24 and worked for the Fed Gov. until 4 weeks ago and because I was a new person on the job, got fired with no severance pay. I filed for unemployment, but it take 2 weeks to start, and is 24% of my take home pay…

My rent...

Suspects are described as black cavities (molar n*****) robbing the central tooth fairy bank.
We are gonna need full tubes of toothpaste to scrub these cavities off the streets of Texas.
-walker toothpaste ranger.

i hate this website to weird and too crazy storys i would never ever agrre on this type of confessions