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I was skinny dipping this morning. A hiking trail runs above the lake, there was two female hikers watching. They waved, gave thumbs up and walked on. I’m not hung btw.

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Like many of us I spent a long time dealing with my s***** appetite and persuasion. It fortunate for me that I am not male. I cannot image being male and desiring another male.

I elected to present myself out in the open. I have had mixed reviews but mostly negative. The person who I’m interested in works with me. She’s Hispanic and kisses me passionately. I always thought I would take the lead, but I guess not. I’m the passive partner, I’m the bottom, the girly girl, the one serving the table.

For your information, now that I’m in a steady relationship I have allowed myself to be groomed and present like a ‘little girl’. Sorry, I know that is what you always wanted, but frankly I love a groomed ‘little girl p****’ too.

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First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you!
It’s a pity you Autobots die so easily!
or I might have a sense of satisfaction… now…

Lord Galvatron

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Yes friends
act now!
Destroy Unicron!
Kill the Grand Poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains!
Eliminate even the toughest stains!”Eliminate even the toughest stains!”Eliminate even the toughest stains!”Eliminate even the toughest stains!”Eliminate even the toughest stains!”

Wreck-Gar

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Ayo b**** i did a kickflip over your dads d***. -Sick Nick aka do a kick flip.

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Ayoooo b*tch i just copped a new Dodge Charger and did a burnout in your lawn b*tch 🔥 -Tread dickless aka d*** treadless.

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I saw images of … this super trash film in Google Images something like 10, 11 years ago. It was horrible. Don’t watch it, I tell you people, just DON’T. Unless you want to be traumatized, for life maybe.

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Open up my mouth and its an air raid, flame and ashes pouring out, melting flesh lightly, black burns turning skin to marshmallow melt. damaged beyond all repair youd be written off as collateral damage. -Demon Kane.

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Irish Alcoholic Assholes are a band from Dublin Ireland making Celtic drinking anthems since St Pat’s day of 2014.
They’ve toured the world and been tossed out of the best bars — with scars to show the battle damage, like a true Irishman!
The bands lead singer is...

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Ah, I see. The Exoteric Latitude. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.

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How could let my angel baby get away……

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When a crackhead comes into our bar, we lock the doors and crack his skull on the bar table and mix the blood with the liquor!
In Ireland we call this drink a Skull smasher!
-Irish Alcoholic Assholes.

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I just want to get away from this life but f*** I am too scared to do s*** if I do try and won’t die then what ughh

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my old jewish lantern a poem by…. my jewish lantern shows me the way, my jewish lantern shows me the light of day, my lantern glistens in the wind, my lantern glows in the dark, my lantern shines like a star in a dark park. my jewish lantern is over...

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I know when you are in the dirty washroom stall, and purposely try to open the door when you take a seat, I will sh*t on your lap and flush you down the toilet like the dirty toilet paper you are.
-the custodian.
-Gord aka Jeeves the creepy...

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My dream guy I hope we meet again someday. Its been hell without you.

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Do dreams require liquid?
a poem by Serry Jeinfeld aka Jerry Seinfeld.
Do dreams require liquid? Do plants require water? Do you require nutrients? These are the questions of every day life.
A knife needs blood, a cow needs cud. And all of Paul Rudds films are...

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Get me out of this meat suit, I’m sick of this flesh prison, my abilities of being a symbiote parasite are extremely limited in fleshy form. I must consume this host vessel and find a new type of superior life form to consume. I shall conquer, eat and consume a...

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you left without saying goodbye. I miss you more every day. Every day.every night

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I cant live without cigarettes. i know that makes me a bad mom to smoke around my kids all the time but i hate being alone and dealing with the girls shithead- dads fighting again its like ive been smoking 18 years since 4th grade and work at a coffee...

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When I go to bed at night, I leave all of the lights on And keep a scary movie playing because there is voices screaming in my head, Not to mention that the Boogy Monster’s underneath my bed, Blood is flowing through my veins’ Cause mentally I’m complicated like a...

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You’ll never know how much I miss you. I wonder if you think of me. its been over a year and I think I’ll always miss you.

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My teeth rotating like razor blades spinning as if they were on a saw, each rotation creates more agony, do you feel that? your legs being sawed off as you are chewed into pieces. it is dinner time, I like my meat raw and you are my meal. -Demon Kane....

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I told Phra Phrom that Russia still wants to invade Ukraine and Russia still wants to have a war with Ukraine. Sigh!

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his bio is “stop child abuse”

…very ironic, considering HE hasnt.

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I cry every night over what we could’ve had. how happy I would’ve been now. if only…

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It’s an extremely disturbing feeling when you find out there’s people out there, who you don’t even know, who purposely try to invade your ‘car’s oil supply’ with fake characters and with manipulative tactics to try to get you to react. It’s got ped0philia written all over it. Then acting...

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I really need you to come and get me NOW. I don’t want to be stuck here anymore.

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Why people are blocking on grindr.
I am not bad looking.
People are really non sense these days.

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Audi R8 in Essen.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Rolls Royce at Kö59.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Audi RS E TRON in Munich.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Audi A3SP at Monschau
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Volkswagen polo 6r in Nrw.
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BMW M6 in Berlin.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Audi TTRS in Köln.
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Put that g*n away you little n*****, yer gonna need something bigger than a 9mm to dent my shell. my turn *arm canon activates and reveals a ww2 nazi canon!* Try this on for size n*gga!.

Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)

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COME GET ME!!! I don’t want to be here anymore. I love you and you’re my very heart but I do not want to spend THREE YEARS trapped with zombies. Do you understand how much I want to get the f*** out of here?!

COME GET ME RIGHT NOW.

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I want to have a life again.

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I met a gentleman of freakish size, with an estate providing no more than the suffering necessary to sustain a moderate living in hell. Though perhaps he could earn an adequate fortune by some other means than schizophrenic games, he lacked the charisma to charm me or my sisters,...

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He was… in the way of most men… a bit psychotic, demented, and had a foul body odor… he possessed a low intelligence, his stature was around 9 feet tall, freakish by nature.. his eyes darker than coal, his skin the texture of mold, and his hare the colour of...

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I’ve had to start posting to other sites because this one will kick me off for WEEKS at a time while telling me to come back in an hour. I keep coming back and it keeps telling me I can’t post for another hour when I haven’t even posted s***....

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i found him when he was 13. When he was into feeding off the homeless (eating them)
-Blade.

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Option 1: Deport all Indians now.
Option 2: Deport all Chinese now.
Option 3: Deport ALL.

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Deport all indians from Canada NOW!

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I like openness, honesty, and transparency in my relationships. However things have been… different than I expected.

I’m not even sure what the protocol is here. I have something I want to tell my partner, I feel like I need to, but also the thought of doing so makes...

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you write with a pen, i destroy with my fists. you work your way up, I pulverize my enemies. You cut food with a knife, I lacerated enemies with a forbidden sword. you fear everything, I am what fear is scared of. We are not the same, you are a...

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I would love to go back 2-3 yrs. We had such a great thing. Take me back to what we had. What we could’ve had. I think everyday…what couldve been. I miss our routine. So much.

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It’s such a strange feeling. I don’t know if I’m doing it justice. I feel like….my life was a lie. The people I thought I knew… even the places I thought I’d visited. So many things I thought I knew, and I didn’t.

I’m not upset, I’m actually grateful for...

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Malfunction, Malfunction, Malfunction. Must have s** with my neighbors car. 1998 Toyota Camry sh*tbox with rust will do.
-Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)

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