human confrontation leads to human depopulation as my forces wipe you off this planet.
Demon Kane
ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.
It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:
4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.
Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice
Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?
Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.
Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.
A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.
This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.
In conclusion:
Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.
Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.
Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us? Leo spitz TheRealEffingDeal.***
To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.
The Puppet Master
My ex would s******* harrass me every day, if that is the word. Force me to show him my body, show him myself m***********, pleasure him since we were long-distance. Whenever I said no, it would be begging all night until I gave in. So I stopped saying no in fear of him leaving me, embarrassing me, sending the photos out. But now, a year after him, I still imagine what it would be like if we did have s**. I imagine it when I’m alone, about how he’d topple over me, guide me through it with a soft voice as he deflowered me. How his rough hands would grab me and pull me hair like how he would describe to me. How he said he wanted me to be choking to the point I nearly threw up. How he wanted his hand on my stomach as he plowed. I pray every day that I never see him again, but I pray that the sin of my desires is attained first.
i was hoping to have s** with u by the summer but it hasnt happened yet sadly.
Con artists are out in force . I hate them . evil
I think ill take time out . I was going to work. But not now . I just cant trust anyone
WHy do some people have no soul ? What happened?
Upset . I am bummed out
I am really sad ..I thought I got a job ..but I was a scam
Today my ex finally agreed with me on “that girl I worried about” when we were dating. The problem, however, is not that she had been there, or how bad she was. It’s that he always sided with her.
I’m miss intimacy. Being held, holding hands, hearing ‘I love you’ without it being an off hand comment or ‘required ‘. I have a partner. We’ve been together for years. I just want someone to care.
I am feeling used in my friendships. One relationship seemingly hints at me paying for things/ doesn’t offer to pay for things back. One, is in a constant state of asking things of me. Like driving them places or helping them move, or helping their significant other move a couch....
I wanna retcon him. I wanna forget that he ever had a thing for that guy I want him to go back to the careless b**** he was since at least then I’d have a chance to build him back again.
But you stole him from me promising...
Tonight was bad. I hope next week at this time things are better. Much……but im doubtful as always.
I’m too broken to keep up with earning money and scheduling appointments and all the pain from surgery and paying back all the student debt and everything to get to transition but I can’t live in the wrong body the rest of my life. I’ll probably kill myself within a...
8 almost 9 months, I thought things would be better by now. In fact it has gotten much worse.
A love that will never be. Reality is so cruel. My heart will always have a break in it.
Im going to have to take a break from you. Its obvious you dont care about me as much as I do you. Thats become very clear, especially this week. It would be nice if u wanted me like that. Its not happening as depressing as it is to me....
i cry hard every night cuz ill never be who i want to be. Ill never be with who i truly want to be with. Its all just a fantasy and its crushing me.
“YouTube is gonna keep paying me my adsense” life is over ur 24 got til 91 no job for years
it hit on back keeps roaming neglecting it hollers hits noises 1955 just sits 28yr filthy carpet
I miss my grandma
When I was in second grade I would get tricked by my friend for him to touch me inappropriately he would say do it or I won’t be your friend I regret that everyday and sometimes I think I’m gay because I did that I’ve never told anyone and I’m...
He thinks im sooo in love with him. I can’t tell him the truth . im halfway ready to leave him .
He thinks he can do anything he wants …controls ..and ill never leave .
Im secretly halfway gone . I don’t feel loved . im really...
It’s been so long so I’ve been touched, so long since I’ve felt some one else that now I don’t like to be touched. I want it but my body and mind don’t know how to respond. Oh well.
they went off to get real jobs not tryna get thin for touring guitarist “college”
Neither of you are emotionally supportive. For one of you I have no pity but the other, I do. I can’t stress all night and day trying to find or give what you want when you don’t know it yourself. I wish I could tell you how deep the whole...
i miss you christian. always. -suzu
my mind is flooded by the memory of you.
Being fake sweet and fake nice to the point where people can’t tell that you’re faking has literally gotten me places where people can only dream of going and being.
My hurt runs too deep. I don’t know how to heal.
Prison FaZeRug showing clotheless & life just keep Letting. “all the world’s $ they don’t pay attention” it & brawadis spent it
Illegal 2 lie someone has BipolarDisorder medding down til they hear bits Illegal public sentences @ KrispyK standingout
i miss you.i don’t blame you for what you feel, but i’m still hurt by how you treated me. i tried so hard. i tried everything. i don’t know why you destroyed us.
i made it through the night, the morning was unbearable. the screams, loneliness, sadness, suicidal thoughts. Its a new day. Im ok…for now. But itll get much much worse. The struggle to keep my head above water continues. The war in my head never ever ends.
Brawadis can get caught. Age Bieber 28? Got til age 90.. no job all these Millions subscribers years
i feel like i cant express myself anymore. it’s always under scrutiny.. it hurts
i’m beyond being angry. i’m just sad and feel broken
don’t get you wrong, u had no job Two, videos about playing hair didn’t Propose.
I have a boyfriend He Loves me a lot. But only sometime, He is busy most of the time, but only for me it seems. I suffer I am quiet. He is Toxic, He speak toxic stuff, but I have fallen in love, I can’t leave. I am still waiting...
when* u see male smile u be happy gender today male? fazerug dentist visit
Manager walking into pool cleaning supply closet Spending time filling bottles passing time? Wiping counters
I need help. Please right now.
