1L of “peppermint” eggnog, $28 XXL Jalepeno nachos, the pregnant cookie with a brownie inside of it, grocery store Flatbread pizza, dill pickle kettle chips, cheats, a bottle of Pepsi, and a mcdonalds Coca cola.
That’s my recipe for diarrhea.
Can you smell it?

Poop Boy 416

SC Friends it finally happened, my cis lady walked in while a large African American gentleman was balls deep in my Bodacious Backsnatch™

He was slamming away on my tender tuchus when the door flies open and she screams “Corvallus Bronson Winslow what are you doing?!”

Luckily even while...

Does anyone know how to get a Christmas ornament out of my azzz?
I squeezed so hard my earrings flew out.

Earring magic Ken

Why can’t a guy just do what he wants when he wants without any consequences? I’m so angry that the world doesn’t work like that.

I look for u in every crowd. I do. everyday. I thought I would stop thinking about youby now. early 2026 will be 2 years.

Hellfire, screams, agony, torture and chainsaws , these are the sounds of Halloween nifhg.

Demon Kane

A pain you’ve never felt before.
That’s my claws tearing your spine out of your body.

Demon Kane

I feel cold, and just want somebody to hold.

The one thing I never understand is how I was in so much pain and despair and yet she seem Fine like it was just another day for her. Even years now I still feel like s*** and lonely. she probably forgot I exist. I honestly think I never truly...

haven’t showered or washed in weeks.

My teeth rotate like razorblades on a chainsaw as I chew off the mask on your Scooby Doo Halloween costume and devour your soul.
Leaving behind a meat bag in a costume for the Rats to feast on.

Demon Kane

aha surry my a**! , the a** crisis plague continues in the home. bumbing into things knocking them over but that is what parents get for making their kids asses and bums too big. its too painful to bend and clean it up, i loved you enough to leave it...

I don’t have any hope. The only thing I want more than to die is somthing that’s unrealistic to expect. I was supposed to be dead already. I don’t want people getting attached when my only goal is to be gone, and I can’t take anymore of the trauma that...

grab yer hammer n smash those pumpkins, crack those skulls, and burn those costumes. its Christmas up next now nigha put up your tree or get stuck up knife🔪 .

Evil Santa Claus

Astrid’s a stupid crippled b**** and an attention w**** and she needs to stop taking all my crushes attention away before I report my crush for illegally pushing her wheel chair so I can have her all to my self again on our daily walks. See its a liability issue...

its a damn alien autopsy.

-Kramer von Seinfeld.

🎃you Smash my pumpkin offspring on Halloween night? I Smash your sons into the pavement Halloween night🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

I dreamt of you last night. first night in a long time. it felt so real. I was so happy to see your beautiful face after nearly 2 yrs. I miss you. We could’ve had a great thing together. I hope to see you again someday. Im holding out hope….STILL.

I don’t know how long our relationship is going to last

Audrey is a stupid meddlesome B**** and I hope she gets hit by an 18 wheeler or has a heart attack like the OBESE B**** she is for getting in our way.

I worry I’m ruining my life. I’m with a man who has not proposed to me in the seventeen years we’ve been together. We’ve settled and he’s not really eager or wanting kids, he’ll just be happy to nut inside and will give me kids if I ‘really want to...

I wonder how long I can keep pretending everything’s ok?

Going to work in Hell for 10 hours straight in about several hours from now.

Listen up, a white man is speaking 🔊 Montreal niqqas are just built differently, don’t you see it?
They just have a sort of genesequa that your average niqqa don’t got

I hate my fúcking job and I hate working with aṣṣholes in this shït aṣṣ country.

I have been suspecting my Wife of having and affair(s) for the past year. She is working full time and I am job searching. She has been dressing more attractive for work, and as I do the laundry I noticed the quality and style of her lingerie has been significantly...

I am no one’s first priority. I am in my late 30s, single and burnt out. I help my family when they ask for any favor. Even during this time of complete exhaustion I’ve been helping them as much as I can when they need something. Feeling guilty as soon...

He’s married, has kids and is 41 years older. Beyond that he is heavenly. He’s everything. I want to be apart of his world. I want him to look at me. Too bad he’s not gonna look at a silly girl who has a little crush on him. It’s gut...

my ex had a huge fear of stallions and it led him to being a huge f****** a****** to me during my fixation on horse race tests. yk the little colorful bouncing mspaint horses on twitter? he was a d*** about that. which makes the fact i like bojack horseman...

I’m starting to hate everyone. It doesn’t even matter who it is anymore. It could be a friend, a family member, even a stranger and I’d still hate them.

I hate how stupid everyone is. I hate how normalized bullying is. I hate you. I hate you all. I’m so...

Whiny, annoying, selfish, insanely pain averse, SELFISH, obnoxious, immature, ignorant, thoughtless, and a complete b*** hole.

He acts like an infant. He’s FORTY.

Human sacks of garbage, you are paving your own roads to hell. –

Demon Kane

hey meatsack, you wanna get f*cked up? 💥🪓✒️

-Ḍ@M@Ğ3 ȚĤ3 ČŶƁØŘĞ-

You are not strong European man.
You are puny American phaegot!
My ponytail could beat your azz

The adventures of man bun miles.

They gave me the name Mike “the bike” after my first stint in prison.
I went to prison for cracking a black man’s head in and leaving him deforned missing an eye, with my bike lock after he tried to steal my bike.
While in prison I made...

Depression has destroyed me these past3 yrs. And theres no going back

my balls hurt

I believe that a full 40 (forty) percent of the population is cooked mentally and as result will not be able to survive the collapse of society ahead.

Your head smashed.

Demon Kane

I wish my dad is more educated than arrogant. It’s so hard to fix his mistakes with what little I have.