i was standing over a niggga with an egg like im gonna crack em.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Could you imagine cleaning the home depot toilets?
that nightmare is my fucken life you sh*thead contracter

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.

rippa nigggas n***** ring out and wear it on my chains ⛓️-

Santasquad100

I pray the year gets better. Its hard to stay optimistic.

That women seeing her son dancing in lingerea, no worries. Boys get so turned on wearing girl under clothes, my son does he’s a horn dog. Lol.

5 more hours, 6 morre drinks
I’m gonna drink till it’s 6in the am
That’s how we do it in the dirty Dublin.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

The last thing I remember was a beer bottle to the back of the head…

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I miss you so much. Why does it hurt so much 2 years later? I thought I would forget you by now!!!

A good boss would have said “Everybody will be inculed in the department celebration or it won’t happen.” that’s how I knew you were a sickening hypocrite.

my shovel doesnt like your face, we can change that with a few wacks of the steel frame.
Im gonna bend my shovel on your skull Timotee

-Bob The Builder

iM gonna fucken scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon and eat them with a fork 🍴 get cha in the neck with a meat pick.

-Jacob Goodnight.

I’m at a point in my life where I need to get pregnant or deal with never having kids. I do want kids, I just worry about who to have them with. I could do this with my bf, we’ve been together for like over 14 years. But I know...

iM gonna fucken scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon and eat them with a fork 🍴 get cha in the neck with a meat pick.

-Jacob Goodnight.

Kylie from Scotland you are pretty….
Pretty….. drunk…. I am…..

*smashes a bottle on the bittches head* and she hits the floor

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I miss you Angel……Please appear to me again.

Do you want to see a meteor shower? take a look at what Dimitry left you in the toilet, Howard Wolowitz.

The Big Bang Theory quotes

Johnny hatte stinkenden Scheiß auf seinem Schwanz, als er sich den Hintern von hinten nach vorne abwischte 😂

mos likly ima di wit my nikka on da trikka

-Rich Homie Quan

I dreamt we spoke again……….

I cant believe itsbeen 2 full years already. It doesn’t feel real. it doesn’t feel that long. Ill never stop missing you…

Oh my gosh, large frame black women confessing to farting in the face of men! Who knew this was even a thing?

It is unsophisticated, immature and vulgar to mock the death Ayatollah Khomeini or anyone else. Murdered in war is and event that happens too frequently and does not benefit any of us except for the bankers and weapon manufacturers.

Ayatollah Khamenei bobblehead night at the ballpark June 30 has been canceled.

Crying because I know I deserve better. I deserved better, so much better all those years. And now its wasted time.

It’s not about the money 😒🏆
It’s about sending a message🔥✅️

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Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?💥🔫
It’s just me 🤡

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Sometimes I feel like I have no value or worth ramirez.alondra1 I feel like you wouldn’t talk to me unless I was worthy of value

I\nDon’t know why people date woman.They’re the source of the problem.

I never Truly understood you ramirez.alondra1. Even years now, you always kept me guessing. There’s hurt in that. Sometimes I wonder if you forgot my name.

how do people live with such grief? missing people? such regret? Such loneliness. aloneness. This has been one of the worst winters in years. its taken such a toll on me.

Sometimes I don’t know if I really knew you 1nona1. You always made me feel like I had to keep guessing about you. I never knew what was going inside your head. It s****. Even now , I don’t know if you even thought about me

Get this azzhole off the road asap 😤 CXNW 093. Ontario plate grey Hyundai hit and run an elderly woman

Drunk driver hit and run in Toronto.
Grey Hyundai Ontario license plate CXNW 093 hit a woman and took off

Our intimate life slowed down during marriage. I know this happens to other couples.
So I took charge, doming my whimpy husband. Now at home he wears minimal clothing, often my underthings. He has responded positively, focused on my female need for penetration and clitoral stimulation.

buck fifty a niggga from his ear to his chin🔪sippin on sum lean, screamin i dont fuc with niccas. got da mopstick if a nicca wanna get his clock cleaned.

clipz marxmen abk.

I’ve spent most of my life with the wrong people. Don’t do what I did. It hurts.

i dont know if you guys can tell. but im really excited about the annual Niagara Falls F** Bash this weekend

2 yrs ago at this time. 2 years ago I still had some hope. for a little while longer. I miss you.

My wife’s friend is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Every time I see her I’m filled with hate and anger that I can’t have her. She should be mine.

Diablo saw blades cut through flesh with ease! just install a splash guard! now sold at Home Depot, we dont ask questions about the items you buy and our staff are completely clueless.