F u c k I just got my dicc bit by another carpet ant

I’ve got damn carpet ants in my house

When he shoved a bibdl in my azz

Worst pain I’ve felt ? A carpet ant bit the tip of my dicc

I’ve had a sliver in my foot for a week now it won’t remove

I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes

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I’m a dirty fucken janitor

Dip my bald head in urine and rub it all over your body

After the accident my chances of survival were thin, but I told my doctor I’d come out a better man.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

My doctor said I’d live to age 86. I told him make it 90.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

We conquer as a crew, gay, straight , together you will fall.
(The alliance of straight gay males)

Athabasca alberta is a hick town but for natives

Have a apple stuck in my hole

I’m so mad I just need to vent. For the holidays, this dumbass showed up at my house ‘totally unaware’ that he was going to stay with me, yet he had a whole blow up mattress and mattress cover in his backpack. No blankets, pillows, etc. (he expected me to...

Caribbean BBC up my back door. Miami, a few mins ago.

Corvallus Cocckspotter

Wishing I had someone special in my life. life is so lonely.

Your Azz is sweet like 🍓🍓🍓🍓

It hurts when I touch a battery to my tongue piercing

You might be as fake as barbie

🪄🪄 this ain’t no Harry niggar

Your life is laughter

☢️☢️☢️ my peenis is radioactive

These taco bell sh*its are hurting

Jesus Christian has lader eyes

I always grab the knife by the blade and cut with the handle.
-Demon Kane.

I have so many y voices in my head

HERE IS SAD SACK LONELY, HAD XMAS AND NEW YEAR ALL ALONE BUT FOR THE OLDS IN WALKER WHEELIES SEEING ME, FELT SAD AS FA THE WHOLE TIME. VERY DOWN ABOUT POVERTY LIFE SO FAR ALL MY LIFE AND SADNESS AND LONELINESS TRYING TO MAKE A LIFE OUT OF NOTHING...

Is t pain in pan?

The good news is, Nico you have 1 less year left on earth

Happy 2025 Trevor P, one less year of you on this earth

I cut my hair like a man, with a knife

Gonna take your daughter to get her n****** pierced today

Gvng bvng Becky from the trailer park and impregnate her son

HERE IS SAD SACK LONELY, HAD XMAS AND NEW YEAR ALL ALONE BUT FOR THE OLDS IN WALKER WHEELIES SEEING ME, FELT SAD AS FA THE WHOLE TIME. VERY DOWN ABOUT POVERTY LIFE SO FAR ALL MY LIFE AND SADNESS AND LONELINESS TRYING TO MAKE A LIFE OUT OF NOTHING...

You’ve gotta be swaztikakidding me

2024 made you ugly as hell

2026 hasn’t been kind to you

Knife goes in guts come out

You are dog s***

I’d tattoo my name on your a** kylie from Scotland