Have your way with me 😛

I want to pee inside you.

I want to cuddle. : I have a big a** bathtub that could fit both of us. You could sit on my lap, we could get stoned, and I could wash your hair. ^_^

😅😅😅😅😅😅
Stay away!!!
God damnit!!
Noooooo!
Im attracted to my sister in law and her daughter.. God please help me. Please. Please. Please. I can’t. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! 😖😖😖 I Don’t WANT THESE HORRIBLE “MAP” THOUGHTS. 😫😩 KILL ME!!
I am ashamed! I...

Eat my a**

Any hung black tops available in Miami today? Taking the day off work and am looking to get stretched to the miggity max. No sensitive Common or KC & JoJo types, I want rough and ready cockstrong and cocksure street jigs, hood nigs and dong bigs.

Fast talking powerbottom...

Bends the mic, aims to tease, smacks the lips, strikes your need, traveling on, s***, your one of many, aims to tease, but never to please. If your a classified a fan, better use video, pictures, and your hand. You’ll probably never see this B list rockstar again. Unless on...

Words matter baby. Be kind
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I have seen other gay guys posting about the types of guys they like. I am a sissy boi who is looking for a construction worker guy. I will be like your wife. I am a very good cook and housekeeper. I want to be your b**** boi

You could sit on my lap right as im about to go to the bathroom, start making out with me, grind your self into my d***, and refuse to get up til I cant hold it and were both soaked in my piss. Then we can take a bubblebath together...

What if i peed your pants while you were wearing them? Like stick my d*** inside and just let go. Does that do anything for you? How about sucking my d*** while I have to go and making me piss in your mouth?

I’m so wet. It’s too bad I have no one to make out with. I want to get freaky.

I want someone to turn me on even more.

Pushing 60? I was told by a wealthy man named James once, the builder of many famous restraunts, including the Mariposa…that “he learned after marrying multiple women across different states and countries, he not only appreciated the variety of their beauty, personailities, love making abilities and buying them each homes...

Tell me about the last time you pissed yourself.

I wish someone would come to my town and bomb the living s*** out of these “luxury” s*** condos (before anybody moves in). I want to drive these major out of town developers the f*** out for good, and have them fall into bankruptcy. They contributed nothing but higher land...

love, its tiring not following christ. when are you going to surrender and FINALLY have peace and be happy? . . i’m waiting. : )

Want a w**** to let me j******* and squat over her face and take a MASSIVE s***!

Now listen up I only like beautiful straight women and it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve but wooooooooooeeeeeeee when I read these stories about Mexican cowboys greasing up and rodeo riding big thick black boners my pecker gets going like an oil rig!! Put a mariachi suit on...

Staighten

I collect power women friends the way some women collect expensive shoes…and have dated a lot of alleged “straight women” in my lifetime. Well everyone is straight until you give them too much wine! 😉 Heeey, nothing like a drunk/bi lesbian that reverts back to hetero like a vampire at...

I want to eat multiple men’s s**** out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s p**** and a** crack. She is a well-known slutwife.

I had a dream that I was sucking off Glamrock Freddy Fazbear. I have never had a single h**** thought about him in my waking hours and I have no idea where this came from.

Show me yours and Ill show you mine…

I wish there was some kind of rehabilitation program for violent criminals where as part of their reintegration into society they are billeted with couples for several months to learn how healthy relationships work. The program’s ostensible purpose is reintegration but in many cases the inmate takes over the household,...

Marceline, why can’t you come through my window at midnight and do what you do. Oh right, because you’re not real. Pity.

piss

I have a huge crush on my wife’s Aunt Peggy and her Aunt Maureen, both thick asf big juicy booty and juicy Mellon Tittys I have a huge fantasy of my sitting on the couch with them on each side of me, They both take turns spitting on my p****,...

My fantasy is to have 2 Asian boyfriends. I want them to worship my pretty black skin.

It’s the creepy old white guy again. This isn’t so much a fantasy as a regret. Before the pandemic I used to have s** with elderly black women. I used to cruise adult book stores and model skimpy women’s lingerie for my fellow pervs. Now all I can do is...

Im SO h****, if a woman walked into my room RIGHT now, I would POUNCE on her like a beast to its prey.

In my sweetest southern drawl I whisper, ” Meet me tonight, so we can share a bottle of wine and you can kiss my beautiful lips to process this past life relationship connection we shared, the energy of which is overflowing into this lifetime. ” I know you feel it...

I know she likes watching me piss myself. I want her to tie me up and tickle me until I wet myself. In very ticklish. I wouldn’t do anything to her I wouldn’t also let her do to me.

I dream of hate f****** Ivanka Trump

I’m a white man in my late 60s. I want to meet a black married couple in my age group and service both of them orally. Back and forth from p**** to c*** to p**** to c***…
I’d also like the husband to f*** me in the a** while...

I’m a 68 year old white man. My fantasy is to be the only man in a large room with dozens of black women of various ages. I’m serving canapes wearing nothing but stockings and heels

Oh he’s beautiful. I want to lie on his chest, listen to his heartbeat. I want him to rock gently inside of me. I want to kiss him slowly and fall asleep joined.

I like diapers, for enjoyment both s***** and non-s*****. I like using them and wish I had someone else who did too,

If you would have taken me as your date to the MET Gala I would have forgiven you…lol… You broke my heart whoring around, damaging our Masterpiece.

This recent accident motivates me to get better. I want resources so influence policy and keep you fucks in your refugee shitholes, that’s more productive than getting mad at some lame individual.

I’m a teacher. I fantasize about bashing your a****** kids brains in. I hope they get hit by a bus