I need 3 things for a kickass night!

1. A 6 pack or Monster Energy.
2. Mountain Dew m***********!
3. A hooka to nail in the back of my Ford F150.
D. Some drywall to punch!

Mad Kyle Energy

Put a niggga in the driver seat now it’s his turn to crash 🔥

Andere Nïga

My fantasy involves me, a dark Winter night, the video game journalist Harjit Keanu Singh, a disused warehouse, ducttape, a garden chair, pliers and a tea towel.

Come here you little sh1t!
I’m gonna give you a HIT

Evil Santa

Amberlynn Reid could fart on me tbh 🌸🪻🦋
Love a big beauty! 🥴

My cousin Ana is one of the hottest women alive . I masterbate thinking of her mostly everyday . I found video on her phone of her rubbing her p**** that I sent to my phone . I wanna sleep with her bad .

being kept permanently in a rubber bodybag, and wanked to death, by multiple demanding captors of either gender

Hey peeps my name is Brandon Huffman I’m a roughneck cowboy originally from Libby Montana and now im out west hunting for BBCs — the bigger and blacker the better!

Since I’m in a small town it’s not easy to find BBCs but when I do I’m ecstatic. The...

My husband brought home a co worker to help him move some furniture out to make way for the new. He was a young,strong black man and I was starting to get turned on watching him. I had always heard that they were well endowed and with my husband going...

B**/ssbbws are so attractive to be honest, I just want a girl that’s short and heavy so lay on me and jiggle her belly fat. I really love big women

Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq

-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.

My name is Gabe Horn and my business partner is Holden Tucox and we are trying to find Corvallus Winslow for a business opportunity. How can we reach him?

Is it weird that I am totally obsessed with all this girls. I think they are f****** s*** as hell especially because they cover their bodies and they don’t shave any part of it. I fantasize about banging a hairy Amish girl and eating her hairy p****. I wish I...

So many hot strangers. I want to f*** and s*** them all. so cute and young. It hurts to be in public.

So many white females start off early getting black dicked. There are rarely any pure white females. They start in HS getting blacked then if not then it starts in college and then it just takes over. There are now teachers who secretly have a huge turn on for b*********....

Christmas is red and green for a reason.
Red for the blood of Santa Claus.
And green for the blood of his Elfs.

Lord Krampus

I want 5 black men with huge dicks to f*** my wife while I watch. Afterwards I want her to let them explode in every hole and her face. Then I want her to bend me over and bang me with a strap

Pull my pants down and stuff my bush down Cindy Lous mouth right in front of the mayor.
Then I finger f*** him up the a**.

The Grinch

I want black men with giant dicks to f*** my wife hard

As I lay all alone, cold and miserable, I fantasize about snuggling up against JoAnna Freeland and it makes me feel better. I would love to cuddle with her and have deep conversations about the meaning of life, the origin of the universe, etc. I would also love to give...

After a long time just wanted to pen……

Dedicated to none..

I still remember when we weren’t even that close to being friends. You and I, just met online on that pen pal site. We tried to talk, you were shy. We opened up gradually getting to know...

The Grid.
A digital frontier.
I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I’d never see. And then, one day I got in…

I had another s** dream about San of ATEEZ. He was in cartoon form LOLLLL!!! Because he’s been known to resemble Axxy sxja from K-pop Dxmon Hxnters. He and I were laughing about his new tattoo on his upper shoulder. I believe he was telling me that it hurt. Next...

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Hi, Honey. I capitalized your pet name. I call you this because everything about you is positively mellifluous. Your voice, your presence, your touch. This is proof from the past. I manifested you. I will love you with my entire being and I will protect you from the whole universe....

I want to watch a hot young white wife or single white females first b******** d*** s***** experience. I want to witness if she looses control during her s***** encounter. I want to know and watch if she cums from penetration and I want to hear her moans of pleasure...

The repairman was coming to fix the washing machine and the thought of a strange man in my apartment really got me turned on. I put a pair of crusty p****** on top of the dryer ,which I could see in the wall mirror. When he arrived, I showed him...

Having a dream the other night. Steve’s dad unexpectedly showed up the other day. Perfect timing. I was googling for an electrician to replace a light switch in Jr’s room. He replied no biggie he’ll visit the hardware store and pick up a switch. Boy had he’d saved me some...

I want to get caught dressing in my wife’s lingerie and get raped by a group of men and have then c** in my and all over me like a s***.

I have a s***** fetish of me seeing girls or seeing vomit, especially if it’s thick and chunky. I have emetophillia and I think it’s hot. I fantasize of my niece vomiting in a bucket and just hearing her vomit and the sound and dumping the vomit in a jar...

ATTN Miami Equestrians! ! ! !

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III here INTRODUCING my latest venture: M******* HORSE BOARDING HOUSE

I’m the founder and director of M******* Horse Boarding house at your service. We are the most professional and lowest cost horse boarding service in the Miami area. We call...

Another walkabout
After dark
It’s my point of view
That someone could break your neck
Coming up behind you,
And you nonces wouldn’t even have a clue.

– QSM

I wanna stick my b******** meat in my neighbors wife.

I have the work ethic of 2 black men, non existence.

Pablo from home depot

if your ever short, theres a couple of $50s in Green Lanterns azshole

-Big Bang Theory

If I was president…
All black men in North America (Canada & USA) would spend their life in a jail like cage, any free ones would have their hands cut off after first offense and thrown in jail with the rest.

My husband’s cousin got out of prison after doing 3 years for selling drugs. He wanted to visit and we wound up drinking until about midnight. We went to bed and he stayed in the spare bedroom. My husband got up the next morning and went to work, leaving me...

Welp Im hoping my Sons Friend Kylie comes Through and Gives it to me for my 40th Bday shes 21 I plan on Nutting in all 3 holes, She Super thick n tall young lady, Gunna start her off by Eating her puss till she Cums, then ima Slid it...

Corvallus!

In your opinion which MLB player has the best jizzlestick and which one has the best Backclam?

Was watching a game with my Dad and thought of you.

Sucio Sam

Back when I was a teen in the 1980s, I went to visit a good friend. Back then the only sort of adult type material we could find were magazines of the day.

We had a collection stashed away we used to look through with the beautiful women. One...