I met this nice girl and she said she had some first date questions for me.
Girl- Are you planning on getting married. Me- Sure Girl- What are you most insecure about? Me- Well if I was insecure about something then I wouldn’t be secure enough to discuss it on a first date and not in a public space like this where people can hear. Girl- You don’t say much. I need a guy who is open with me. So tell me what was your most humiliating experience? Me- looking stunned. Girl- C’mon what humiliated you the most? Well tell me, what was your most humiliating experience? Me- Well uh, uh. Girl- Answer me. Me- Then you’ll just ask me more questions about it and there’s no privacy here. Girl- No I won’t. Just tell me what it was. Me- Being circumcised. Girl- Smirk, smirk. Tongue in cheek. Wide eyes look delighted. Well that’s interesting. Girl- Was it painful to get your foreskin cut off? Me- Yes Girl- Yes what? How about complete sentences? Me- Yes it was very painful to get circumcised. It was agony. Girl- Didn’t they give you anesthesia? Me- no Girl- Tell me the whole story, not just one word answers. Use complete sentences. Now why didn’t you get anesthesia? Me- The doctor said because I was not a candidate because I had allergic reactions and it was too risky, but I think it was because Mother wanted it that way. Girl- Why did she want it that way? Me- Because she said anesthesia would just be a veil. It would deprive me of having the full experience. She said pain is a good teacher. She wanted me to experience the gift she was giving me. Girl- What was she teaching you? Me- to not abuse my birdie and to obey her rules. Girl- snorting and smirking. Oh I never heard it called that before. A ‘birdie’. So she had your ‘birdie’ cut? A ‘Birdie” cut and trimmed! LOL Me- Yes she had my birdie cut and trimmed. She said she had me fixed. Girl- How much did she take off of your little “birdie”? snickering and smirking Me- She had it stripped of all the foreskin. Girl- Oh poor little birdie, smirking. Was there a lot of foreskin? Me- yes Girl – I think we discussed using complete sentences, like yes there was a lot of foreskin on my birdie that mommy had cut off. Me- Yes there was a lot of foreskin on my birdie that Mother had cut off. She took it all. It went over the head and then there was more. Mother cut it all off. Girl- Did you cry? Me- Yes I cried, it was very painful. Girl- Did you beg? Me- Yes I begged. Girl- Did she have anything else ‘fixed’? Me- She had my bird ‘fixed’. Girl- Did she fix your birdie eggs too? Me- I still have my birdie eggs. Girl- so she didn’t castrate you? You still have your birdie eggs? Me- Correct, I was not castrated, only circumcised. Girl- Tell me what you begged, what did you say? Me- I begged them to not cut it and I promised I would never touch it again. I promised to be a good boy. Girl- OH that’s so sweet. Was your “birdie” erect when they cut it? Me- Yes at first but then it went soft after they started cutting it. Girl- How long did it stay hard? Me- I’m not sure, maybe a minute. Maybe two minutes. Girl- Did you scream when they cut your ‘birdie’? Did you beg them to stop? Me- Yes I screamed and begged them to not cut it but they cut it anyway. They put a rubber plug in my mouth so they didn’t have to listen to me. Girl- So you were strapped down with you ‘birdie’ sticking up in the air waiting to get circumcised? Me- Yes I was in restraints and I couldn’t move. Girl- Tell me more. Tell me about it and stop holding back. Were your legs strapped open and your ‘bird’ sticking up? Me- Yes my legs were spread open and strapped down with my erect bird sticking up and straps around my legs, a belly strap, and arm, wrist and chest straps. The put a band around my head so I couldn’t thrash about. They put a catheter up my erection impaling it on a Foley catheter. Girl what was the most humiliating? Your begging? Me- Well there were student nurses there and I was circumcised in front of them while they watched, asked questions and participated. They also took pics. Girl- Ah so you had an adoring audience and some of them have pics of your special event. Me- yes my Mother and Sisters also watched me getting circumcised. Girl- Training for nurses is important. Me- That’s what Mother said. Girl- Mother knows best! smirk Me- Yes she does. Girl- How long did it take? Me- I’m not sure. At least and hour and maybe two. They took their time. They took breaks. They prolonged it. Girl- So you squirmed and cried for an hour? Me- Do we have to discuss this here? You said you wouldn’t ask any questions. Girl- Just answer me. This is fascinating. No one is listening. Did you squirm and struggle for the whole time? Me- Yes I couldn’t move much at all. Girl- What did you think about while they took breaks? Me – I just wondered when it would be over. I wanted it to be over. Girl- Did you think about the pain? Did you really feel the pain. Me- Yes the pain was everywhere. My birdie was so burning and so raw. Girl- Did you get the full experience your mommy wanted you to have? Me- Yes I got the complete and full experience. Girl- Was it a gift like your mommy said? Why are you hesitating? Was it a gift from mommy to have your ‘birdie’ snipped and clipped? Did she do the right thing? Me- Yes it was a gift from mommy to have my birdie snipped and clipped. Mother did the right thing. Girl- Did she give you want you deserved and needed? Me -Yes I got what I deserved and needed. Girl- Did you lie to mommy after that or did it teach you to tell the truth? Me- I told her the truth and I obeyed her rules. Girl- are you going to lie to me? Me- I’ll tell you the truth Girl- Are you going to obey my rules? Me- I don’t know what your rules are. Girl- You’ll learn my rules. They are a lot like your mommy’s rules. Me- Mother has a lot of rules and harsh punishments. Girl- When were you circumcised? Me- I was 12. Girl- That’s delightful. This is fascinating.
My wife and I are small in stature, I’m 5’4″ and she is 4’10” weighs 78 lb . When she was going to have our second child the doctor sent us to King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth because our baby in her 8th month had wrapped the umbilical cord around her neck. We met an interesting huge black man who was in Neonatal care in the US there who invited us to dinner at the Hostel he stayed at. He rubbed my wife’s tummy while talking after we ate, after while she sat on his lap. It turned me on to seeing her so small and pregnant so close to his enormous c0ck. While we stayed close to the hospital we visited him a few times per week. Each time feeling her tummy while she sat on his lap his hand drifted closer to her gnitals and b00bs. We went to his room when she was 9 months and three days, he said when she was that close to delivering she could take even his c0ck easily. I said “Baby you used to tell me you would like to know what a big c0ck was like, he is offering you that chance.” she said “What if you aren’t enough after I do it?” . I just said something like we’ll figure it out I want to see you at you’re best. It didn’t take more the 5 minutes after the conversation he had licked her pu55y and started stuffing 10″ of c0ck the size of a redbull can inside her. She couldn’t take the whole thing till she 0rgasmed 3 minutes into s** that lasted25 minutes the first time. While his 1oad was running out of her and he was sucking her nipple5 I encouraged her to take advantage of the situation and do it again. They let me record the next time on my iPhone , 34 minutes, we had a*** s** right after. I didn’t know they had s** while I slept till the next morning when I awoke and she was sleeping with him. When Our daughter was born three days later she said they had s** 11 times and she wanted to do it again before we went home. I agreed to more of their alone time. When Our daughter was two, my wife asked me for permission to be bred by him. I said if I can but a whole redbull can inside you then okay. She couldn’t take more than 1/2 when we started but she could when he bred her 4 months later, we have a 3 year old b******** son, my wife already s**** him off.
I want to pee on you R kelly
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Dress days are the best days for you to come see me…. No p****** + dress = very accessible to you. 😻
I often fantasize that my husband dies and I am free from my hellhole marriage at last. I don’t divorce him because I don’t want to be poor but I don’t love him. If he died, I’d get all the money not half. He is angry, negative, misogynistic and selfish....
i want a sweaty neckbeard who refuses to shower to go down on me and treat my body like a queen he knows he doesn’t deserve. i want to make him lick my armpits
I wonder how it would feel to dive off my balcony.
GOD I wanna f*** Miss Molly Coddle so bad!
If you’ve read twilight, you’ll know what I’m talking about but I want what Edward and Bella had in chapter 11. Only, a more queer version of that scene. I want to sit next to this guy and have that same hum in the air. To feel the same intensity...
I want to be pegged from behind. I want my brown s*** all over a female’s specifically black d****. I will then proceed to d********* it violently and then eat out the female. I will then take it up the a** again. This time though, I want to be prolapsed....
I wanna mess around with Miss Molly Coddle from Bump In The Night! Complete DREAMBOAT!
BREED MY BACKPUSSY!!!
If I had a SON I would have FUN with his B**. I would start when he was YOUNG, maybe around ONE. YUM! I’d fill him with C** while I chewed GUM but only after loosening him up SOME with my THUMB until his poo hole was NUMB. I’d have...
If I had a SON I would have FUN with his B**. I would start when he was YOUNG, maybe around ONE. YUM! I’d fill him with C** while I chewed GUM but only after loosening him up SOME with my THUMB until he was NUMB. I’d have to keep...
I need a woman to teach this submissive femboy his place.
A dominate, preferably older woman that sees a pretty little boy like me and immediately knows how much I need her to make me her slave.
Please take your anger out on me. Tease me just to...
Anybody else here fantasize about r***** a paraplegic girl with down’s syndrome??? 🤤
I want to be falsely admitted and taken to a psych ward in nothing but a straitjacket, left to the mercy of hot female nurses who hold me down in the padded room and give me relentless handjobs and blowjobs as I writhe helplessly in the straitjacket under their hold.
I F****** hate the elderly kill them all at 70
i want to rim this young s*** guy
I’d like to be surrounded by clitterati
What will you do to your new Psych Ward admission as he’s in a straitjacket? Pin him down to give him a h******? S*** on him so that he begs for release while thrashing underneath you? As someone with a straitjacket fetish (fantasizing about being pinned down and violated in...
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Why are all rapists and s***** predators f****** men?!?!? I want HER to kidnap me and do s***** stuff to me and r*** me and just uses me for her pleasure but the chances of that happenin is below zero!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKING men scumbags
Being tied naked to my bed and given v*****. When my 3 inch hard on is throbbing from the pill, my girlfriend holds a ruler next to it and takes some photos, including my face. Then she sends them to all my phone contacts, with an invite to come over...
It would please me to end 80% of the population
I am obsessed with c****… Dream about it all day long.
Big c*** crazy today
I don’t know who I want to f*** more, Choi San or Seognhwa. What yall think?
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I looked at p*** and acted out
SIT ON MY GOD DAMNED FACE ALREADY B****. S*** THE F****** AIR OUT OF MY LUNGS WITH A KISS. I KNOW YOU WANT IT.
I want to f*** a cat’s p**** so bad. I want to piss inside of it and pound into it so hard. I am a zoophile and I am proud.
Corvallis is a disgusting queer homo b****!
Ice kisses
I want my c*** licked
Show me how you use a sink
so im a 14 year old kid and i wish i could get fucked or something and/or i wish i had a d!ck so i can get a bj…is this normal?
I wish I could confront a cheater by putting a hot dog link and its hot dog water into their jugs of milk before I leave them, simple yet effective