kinda wanna get closer to my best friend. not in a friendly way

I can’t wait for my neighbor to come home so I can f*** him til my legs fall off.

A t******** with Miss Molly Coddle and eighties era Penny Gadget,uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!

I want the world to end already. There is so much rage and anger inside of me that I feel like I could burn every atomic particle of this universe to nothingness.. Ashes floating through the endlessness.

Blue Razz was working. Mommy told me “the world revolves around u, not Miley Cyrus” I want speaker play Rich&Sad Posty clean

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i wanna try C*** and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as p**** torture, d*** torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a s***** activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the p**** or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking,...

Will pay $500 for someone to give me a C****************. The only requirement is you eat nothing but creamed corn for 72 hours prior. Let your bowels go on my chest, and slide back and forth.

Recently, over Christmas, I accepted that I am bisexual, now, I say accepted because I have always had an attraction to guys since High School.

So as I was saying, I finally accepted that I’m bi, but I also a few years ago, got into a relationship of sorts, a...

i want to see a lot of bollywood female celebrity dieing to give me a b****** on the instagram.

Going to the lake today with a bunch of straight guys. They all know I’m bi and some of them act really sus with me so I’m hoping for some nice heartfelt blowjobs.

I voted Biden bc I wanted Legal Recreational in Tennessee like Colorado but I told NORML, Marsha Blackburn cancel they don’t deserve

I wish he loved me so badly. He used to love me, but he’s grown tired of me yet won’t admit it. I wish we werent long distance. I wanna cuddle him in my arms and tell him how much I love him while petting him. I wanna kiss his...

I want to and hope this opportunity presents itself to me. I am curious about watching a couple f*** nothing held back for however long they feel. If only it were possible.

I want to smell her a** so bad and have her fart in my face and get shrunk down and go inside her b******* and live there for the rest of my life

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I wish I could f*** Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4

I wanna have a d*ck so bad, always wanted one, needless to say Im a girl. But I wanna be a sub male with a big d*ck.

Where’s the Corvallus podcast? I need some jizzle stories!

I dream of a life grander than this.. With swords, crowns, and an a kiss shared with the enemy..
I dream of castles, of magic, of romance, of nature, of things far beyond my reach and I envy…
I envy the characters in fairy tales, the ones spun...

i just want to kiss a slightly overweight man’s stomach

I would have fucked the s*** out that Uvalde school shooter. All he needed was a lil p****.

You have no idea what a big part of my life you’ve become the past 6 months. I hope this continues to grow. As long as you’re still here, there’s still some hope.

I think if we have s** I’ll finally be able to let you go

I dream about kissing him senselessly; touching his d*** and rubbing it up and down; riding it; him touching my b**** and squeezing them as i moan; his hand cupping my p**** and rubbing my c*** as i moan slowly; his tongue deep inside my tight p****; his lips kissing...

I wish that the girl I liked was just a bit older. I’m not gonna do anything because she’s 14 and I’m 18, cuz that’s f****** creepy and s***** to do. That being said, she makes me so damn happy talking with her. F***.

My wife’s ex boyfriend had a huge p****, once he fucked her in the a**, since then she doesn’t like a*** aex, she lets me use huge d**** in her p****, but never an a*** plug.

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I’m assistant at the university, and I’d like to be fucked by a professor – although I do admit it wouldn’t be the best move for our career. Or another authoritative figure; it doesn’t really matter. The thought of getting pregnant makes me scared and wet at the same time....

Your smile is so cute. I wish you would put your hand on my thigh when we laugh during math class. I wish you would touch my waist so tight, kiss me deeply. I wish would look at me lovingly with those sweet eyes as you caress my breasts slowly....

My boyfriend doesn’t know but I s*** off his best friend. I’ve been dating my boyfriend for about a year. His best friend announced to me that his c*** was twice the size of my boyfriend’s. I said I doubt it. He said my boyfriend told him I was a...

Some of those girls from Mongolia are cute. They are also independent, strong and have other great qualities. But is it worth your position as a professor? What if she gets pregnant. She probably is already getting banged by young guys in the college.

i wish we could be in a dirty but cozy motel, take pills and od together. holding each other close listening to each others heartbeats slow and our breaths fade. i wish youd tell me you love me. then, i wish id die in your arms and youd just barley...

I am a college professor who is almost 50 years old and I want to sleep with a beautiful 18 year old student from Mongolia who is in one of my classes.

A car will hit me and when I wake up everything is ok. Maybe I could pretend I don’t remember anything.

I feel like I think about one of my friends a lot. I want to call the friend when I’m drunk or high. But I think I just want to give this guy the feeling of being desired. I want to share those late night phone calls where you accidentally...

One of my biggest fantasies is to one day teach history to third world children. I do not know why but I love teaching people, and I love history as well. Is there any programs that I could contact to do volunteer teaching? I’d love to see them

I want to starve myself until I look so thin that it worries people. And for those who try to help me, I will throw it back in their face how they never wanted to help me-and some encouraged-my eating disorder, because I’m fat. Like, oh, I wasn’t worth anything...

I’d sell the p******** piece by piece to cannibals.