I come before you today humbled and humiliated …
to ask you for one thing….
I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

We’re like electricity flowing thru your veins, and peen if you have one. Guaranteed human and carbon zero.

I’ll tell you a joke 😂
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while...

Any ladies with neck flexibility should check out my insta Hannah _westonland. Send me a DM if interested.

I will throw my 25 yr friendship away just to f*** my best friends wife. I wanna stick my c*** in her so bad

I love hearing JoAnna Freeland’s voice in the distance. She is very sweet, intelligent and tactful. If I hadn’t torpedoed my chances at ever being in a relationship, she would definitely be my #1 pick. I feel like she is trustworthy and would be a great partner.

Tomorrow is the most drunken day of the year for an Irishman.
You know this day as St Patricks Day.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Mercedes Maybach V12 at Home Depot

Carspotter416

I cant help it,I am addicted to oral s** giving.Meet a stranger,offer it, and move on.Many men have taken advantage of my offerm
, and the more i do it the more often I want to,I dont think i want to stop anyway.

Mothafuca here ist €5
Go get uncle Milos a pack of Cigarettes and hair clips from ALDi.

The Adventures of man bun milos

Hey do you wanna go roll around in some mud? naked?

-Muddy Mike the dirt freak.

hey dad, FUC u Robert! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

-Mad Kyle Energy

I am a 62 year old male I have always had a fantasy about having s** with a man I don’t find men attractive but I love the male p**** I have always wanted to perform oral on a man and have him penetrate me analy I try to stop...

Drink drink drink you drunken Irish b*itch, you might be Kylie from Scotland but today you are a drunken Irish whorre from the shore

Irish Alcoholic Assholes.

I absolutely would let a t***** c** in my a**.

🤡Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger🤡

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA...

I want my neighbor to watch me s******* his teenage daughter. I j******* thinking about stuffing her mouth full of fat hard long b*********. I want her to beg him for help while I shove it in her virgin a**. Just to be disappointed at him touching himself to her...

Meet local girls > 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐞.𝐜𝐨𝐦

I brought a bottle to the pub tonight and filled it with toilet water to drink while watching the big game

🚿Urine sample dan🚿

S*** shanda

I have this fantasy about living in a beach house, me male, with rotating hot college girls. Of course it’s bikini time every day, partying every night. I have jerked to this scenario many times.

Being seen nakked is my jam. That turns on my engine like the cfnm thing. I dream of girls looking, no laffing.

If a niggga actin silly he can get the grippskiddly

Ned Flanders

i miss seeing that d*** get hard for me 🙁 answer me my good boy

IM FUCKEN HUNGRY BITTCH

Darren Fletcher aka “Captain Cannibal”

just ballpark it, put a number on it, an estimated guess. how many nigggas you got in yo crew homie?
You trynna rent out your nigggas?

-Strif905.

they even gave him a “no niggga salute” when he died😂🤣even 2pac had a 9 niggga salute😂😂😂 –

Santasquad100.

Your skull will crack
When it meets my bat
HA HA HA HA

Domonic Bozack otherwise known as “Fracture”

Beat the beat up like Chris Brown, so i call the song Rihanna🎯.

-Santasquad100

if my son turn out gay the adoption clinic is that way, say dat.

-Young Dolphin & Key glock

I’m a cisgender male, love everything about females. Cuddling, love m@king, cream pies. Wearing beautiful boudoir fem things is my secret turn on.

my husband and I love sexting. Oh, sometimes we even enjoy it when other people see.

Created in a nightclub in Berlin, Germany, only Mecha Hitler can defeat this monstrosity

Eine technotronika blakkmann

i dont know if you guys can tell. but im really excited about the annual Niagara Falls F** Bash this weekend

How bout that?
How bout a metal pipe to your head?
Boom boom boom boom 💥

-SantaSquad100

Meet local girls, come visit: 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐞.𝐜𝐨𝐦

ferrari 12 cilindri at the Autoshow 26.

Carspotter416

Niggaz trynna catch me
But the Rolls Royce 2 fast 4 u nikka

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🎉THE ANNUAL NIAGARA FALLS F** BASH 2026!🎉👅😩💋
🫂FAMILY DAY WEEKEND!🫂

With performances by…
-Thee Olson’s Band.
-Mc Kant Be Kontained K.
-Dirty McCurdy.
-Dirtbag Dan.
-Deadmau5
-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.
-Beef Keef Ent

Organized by NFFG x ABON.
Produced...

lmfao do you miss meth? me?