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Hey I just wanna warn everyone on here. There’s been a lunatic named DeztaMaoist who’s been going around on Reddit, Twitter, and numerous other Anonymous Confession websites and harassing, manipulating, and genuinely taking over by spreading countless posts. He isn’t an attention seeker or troll, he’s a bad person. I already see he’s on her so that’s why I’m posting this. Please report him before he starts.

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Past weekend I visited my buddies’ parents place down at the lake. After swimming before dinner. I decided to take a shower. His mom peeked her head in the bathroom and asked if I needed any help? I replied sure. She joined in me in the shower. She asked me if I could be her boy toy. I told her didn’t have a condom handy. She giggled and replied to mommy’s playground has been fixed.

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geiles wetter,
scheiße und pißwasser.
nico sucken mein cockk in meinen G Wagon.

2hermanoz

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I start classes tomorrow,
maybe I’ll meet a feminine guy. ☺️

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im ashamed im ngl but recently the only way i’ve been able to c** is thinking about my english teacher. i literally pulled up her facebook page to m********* last night 😭😭

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WE know why white girls chose b******** rubber c**** to ride on. They WANT b******** c***. White men just can’t bring themselves to admit it. Their daughters and wives want B*********. B******** c***.

Some daughters and wives are getting regular big c*** from Black men. The real thing. Of...

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A lot of white girls have dildos and rubber c**** for m***********. Oddly these c**** are all big and BLACK!

White girls love b******** c***! They love getting that b******** c*** up their p****.

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Politicians need to be tarred and feathered once more, and that’s just a start.

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Korvallus Kringle and Homophobic Guy got double switch spitroasted by Clark Hallisey and Cream Gene behind Checker’s Hamburger stand tonight.

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Strange Times. My friend wanted to go hunting. I’m not a hunter but I agreed to go with him. We went w-a-y out and then starting hiking. We were going thru the brush and found a trail, maybe a deer path, and started walking uphill on the path.

Suddenly...

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The Dutch government says they must seize 3000 farms to stop production of “excess nitrogen”.

Considering Earth’s atmosphere is composed of about 78 percent nitrogen, 21 percent oxygen (0.9 percent argon, and 0.1 percent other gases), this is a bogus claim to strip farmers of their lands.

The Dutch...

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Farmers work harder for less money than just about any other group of people on the planet. They are the exact opposite of politicians and govt employees who make huge salaries and provide ZERO benefit to humanity.

Can you imagine BLM, ANTIFA or any civil servant Working their a**...

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First thing Stalin and Mao did was to take the farms…. famine usually follows soon afterwards.

The WEF wants world de-population. Georgia Guidestones.

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Does it relieve your stress to do cut and paste repetitive posts?
Do you feel better?

Which helps the most, your medications, your shock treatments or repeating your cut and past posts?

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The elite want armed robots like the San Francisco police are now using. The elite know that the police and the army will join the protests once there is no food and everyone is starving.

And unless those days were shortened, no flesh would be saved; but for the elect’s...

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They are not only destroying farms, they are removing experienced farm families as well.
Those families comprise long histories and experience that will be wiped from the Earth.

IT IS PLANNED. YOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCE.

THEIR HEADS ON A PIKE OR YOUR BODIES IN A...

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Dutch Gov’t Is Forcibly Closing 3,000 Farms To Comply With ‘Green’ Agenda. The Green Agenda is FALSE. Global Warming is also FALSE. This crap is fabricated by the WEF, Klaus Schwab and his ilk. The people will starve.

Just imagine if the Biden administration attempted such a land grab Stateside…

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Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene so hot? My fantasy is to marry her and confine her to the kitchen as the Bible commands. I would wash her feet. Then she could wash mine. Then I would eat the cookies she baked for me.

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No Kennedy isn’t in prison anymore.

Oh wait, did you mean Jack Ruby? He’s dead. Quickly died after he shot Oswald.

Here’s the kicker. Ruby died in a HOSPITAL! See how that ties in with this discussion. It all fits.

From this discussion we KNOW that all hospitals are...

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Jack ruby killed Kennedy I think . isn’t he still in prison? Hes alive.

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Resident Alien? Omg. Its ET.

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So then the Black nurse is really a ‘resident alien’ type from outer space?
(I saw the show. VERY, very frightening. I nearly chocked on my popcorn.)

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Correct. Aliens from outer space run all hospitals.

Haven’t you heard of the TV show called, “Resident Alien”?

That is the media’s attempt to tip you off as to what is REALLY going on. Take a look at the show. All doctors, and nurses too, are actually Aliens. Just...

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I’m just reading along here and I was wondering how the racist remarks of a Black nurse have anything to do with the mob, Italians, immigrants, the military, or secret military technology?

Amazing. Some of you people sure twist things. What’s next? Aliens from outer space?

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You never know what the BLACK RN would do. Read her racist posts. Physicians and nurses work under the guise of medical procedures. A medical procedure can be used to torment and punish a patient. Nurses get a doctor’s order to protect themselves. Doctors and nurses often leave events out...

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i wanna die early but at the same time i wanna be immortal. thats kinda a confusing thought right?

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I’m a gay man and I like to wear cute jock straps that show off my a**. I want to get fucked in the a** while wearing one of my jock straps.

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I’d love to be the subject of a home invasion, maybe by several escaped s**-offenders, who would make me a prisoner in my own home, while keeping me t******, and used at both ends, turn about…permanently! Soon I would cooperate in assuring their success at remaining undiscovered as the weeks...

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I dream of being abducted, imprisoned in a rubber b****** bag, and made to s*** c***, 24/7, while being filmed…some wicked o***** denial at the same time, would be the icing on the cake. Always exploring possibilities to bring this into reality…

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JIZZLE MY JAMPONY!!

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I knew a girl who talked like a man. She said things like, ‘You are a pain in my balls’.
‘You are busting my balls.’ ‘Lick my balls’. ‘S*** my c***’.

It was odd to hear. Not sure why she talked that way. She was focused on ‘balls’....

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RE: I have a confession I could make, but too long I think it would take…

You. I feel as though you’re the one I’ve been replying to all this time. All those recent confessions written in smart, sharpened words, strung together like a masterpiece, have been written by a...

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I have a confession I could make,
but too long I think it would take.
Not sure I would want to make it here,
because so many of you are queer.

I’m sure that you would not understand,
and my story deserves a 10 piece band.

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The marble fig leaf for the statue of David was carved in the early 1500’s, soon after the statue was completed.

The marble fig leaf was placed over the c*** and balls of David and was not removed until 1912.

For the moment you can see David with his c***...

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There was a marble fig leaf made to cover the c*** and balls of the statue of David.

What’s your opinion about this?
Do you want the c*** and balls to be covered or hanging out there for public view?

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My fantasy is to raise Jesus from the dead so that I could crucify him again. In fact, I would crucify him every Friday if I could. It would save souls and make me feel better. Kill, Jesus, Kill.

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WIRY BACKBUSH

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Natasa Bosnjak

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There are fewer visitors to this site. Traffic is down because of all the mentally ill posts, spamming and sickos.

Maybe this site will close like some other confession sites that were ruined by the sickos.

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The Uniparty (Democrats and RINOS and Republicans) are all scamming the public. They change the definition of words to create their own little fantasy. They pretend it is real.

You have read about it. They ‘identify’ as an astronaut and so that MAKES them a real astronaut. They ‘identify’...

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I want to get drunk tomorrow
How do I convince this guy I’m f****** to get me drunk and r*** me?
I want to commit suicide

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The mentally ill do not know that they are insane. They believe themselves to geniuses. Just ask nurse or doctor who worked in a mental ward.

Look at the transvestites who now demand that you participate in their insanity by calling them ma’am despite the fact they have a...

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I’d do anything to cuddle with Mugi from K-On and just sleep cozy together. She’s a total sweetheart and flawlessly beautiful.

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Reply For: ‘Unfortunately, those are everywhere on this site. Trust me, I’m (supposed to be) a regular on here;’.

Thanks for your post. It seems that all sites must be moderated because of the mentally ill. I understand this site turned off the comments because of the psychotic idiots. The...

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