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Pissmaster
Green 1997 Honda Civic EK at Importfest 2026
Carspotter416
What’s on my mind? The day you gathered all the kids from the block and posted me exhibition spread eagle on the park fence and forced me to humiliate myself as they stared me down and laughed at me as you degraded me. Recording the moment and selling copies. You need not blow my head, I’ll do it myself!
Tell me what’s on your mind human, or I’ll splatter you on the wall and see for myself!
Decepticon Blitzwing
I want to eventually own a home with a private enough yard that I can use that yard as a toilet on a regular basis.
I for some reason, have a fantasy about sleeping with my moms best friend.. Shes not hot, or anything, actually quite boring. But for some reason, i really want to.
There is this guy who lives in the apartment building across from mine and I can see him exercise everyday on the patio. For the past year I see him bulk up. I laughed at first because it was cold and snowy one day and he was out there lifting...
The future is pretty scary, we’ve all lived through a couple doomsday prophesies like Y2K and the end of the Mayan calander. Even pop culture adds to the list of apocalypses with zombies, robots, and aliens. Its fun to think about really, but out of all of them the scariest...
I want my wife to sleep with other men while I watch I told her this she said I was the weirdest person in the world. Is anyone else out there with the same fantasy or is she right?
my boss is old and gross but i want his d*** in me
The first time I see her in class, I know she has been suffering difficult times in life, she struggled and she is broken inside. For the first time I think that I meet someone who same as me..deep inside, we are broken. How I wish she could be my...
I don’t care that they all say I’m crazy. I love you. You are absolutely the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. With all your problems.
I’m a single white woman and I want to have a wild s** affair on my boyfriend! I have guys always hitting on me and honestly it is a turn off. But the other night, there was a table full of really really cute guys.. omg they ALL were so...
I want to have a t******** with my wife and her best friend.
I want to convince my wife to be a w**** for other guys. She can go pick them up or set up dates through dating sites then go home with them and let them f*** her any way they want. I want guys to live out their craziest p*** fantasies...
I often dream my uncle making me sit on his lap and kissing on my neck… he’s in his 30s.. single.. pretty handsome and stuff.. well,things get really awkward when I get to see him.. the dream flashes in my mind and my throat dries out.. and he’ll be like...
I have a serious confession. I’m in love with an anime character. Ok so now you can laugh at me. Or scoff or roll your eyes. The truth is, it worries me a lot too. I didn’t really choose this to happen. The next thing I knew, I couldn’t get...
I LOVE YOU JOLENE CALL ME -P
I want to watch you give a pig a b****** and then f*** the pig till he cums in your s*** p**** Kaitlyn!
I just fucked my husbands bestfriend while we were both drunk
I Think my friends sister is REALLY hot. Like,smoking hot. Im spending the night at their house and I can’t stop stealing glances at her. The worst part is she is 2 years older and my sisters friend. :S
My girlfriens’s brother’s girlfriend is always flirting with me in front of everybody. I f****** love it and flirt back with her. The other day we were a little tipsy at supper and flirting and she said “we haven’t done this in a while. I missed this.” It turned me...
i want a guy to f*** me so hard that I c** but it’s never going to happen :/
I am a conservative and reserved white Christian housewife. Nobody could never know it and I could never do it, but my fantasy is to receive what they call “b******” from several black men in a shower. Sometimes I dream about being in an N.B.A. locker room and doing it....
i want all you in my a** at the same time
I suddenly started imagining myself bound in a bright orange latex suit with black straps and gagged with a black b*******. Wearing a black latex hood with cat ears that doubles as a blindfold, leaving only my nose and gagged mouth visible. Nothing more than a doll for him to...
I’ve been tempted to give my husband’s friend head. We’ve been getting close lately and he has admitted on several occasions that he has never had a girl make him c** from doing that and well if I can toot my own horn *toot**toot* I’m freaking awesome. I know he’s...
I teach adult students, and my favorite one is about to enter my classroom. If only she knew how I fantasize about f****** her silly! My god, she is so, so, so hot! And she’s quite flirty, despite the fact that she has a boyfriend!
Today while I was m***********, in the last moments before I finished, I closed my eyes and my mind served me the thought of a Work-In-Progress game level being made within the Unreal Development Kit. It was one of the best orgasms I even had and it didn’t even feel...
I’m a 16 year old gay boy, still waiting for my first time, people says that it should be with somebody my age, but that’s not what I want, I wanna be fucked hard by a big, hairy, older man, over 30, like those bears, that’s what I truly want....
I am a male in college in a comitted relationship and I often think of my girlfriend’s friends while in bed with her. I find them attractive but I still love my girlfriend.
I want to be transformed into a woman (completely shaved, makeup, and dressed in s*** lingerie) then bound and gagged tightly
I’m not interested in s**, or even romance, right now. But I desperately want someone to cuddle and snuggle up with.
People often view cuddling as a romantic thing, but if it were socially acceptable, I’d cuddle everyone, always. I just f****** love cuddling. Maybe some kisses to people who...
I get off knowing other people are having s**, and I try to get them to tell me details.
I think the younger version of Gerard Depardieu from the 70s was so hot and s***! I think of him when I m********* and always get off so quickly. Even his big nose is s*** in a dorky kind of way. I only wish his p**** were bigger. He’s been...
I want to have s** with a turtle like really bad but not just any turtle my pet turtle named tanker when i see him crawl out of his little shell i get so arouse and i want to whipe out of d*** right there and f*** his little shell...
i wanna stop getting a** raped in prison by big bubba. i’m currently on the guards computer – man i hope i don’t get caught. but if any of you n***** can help me please send help
come on n**** im coudafagafadgaczv
I want to have s** with a toaster
I’ve always hoped that at my school there would be a young teacher who would fall in love with me ( student). Not like L*****. But like a real relationship. That he would wait till I graduated to even think about s**, but like we would make out during his...
I’d like to see a zombie movie with a different twist to it. One idea for example, its starts out like many others than winter comes and the first freeze kills them. The people who managed to stay hidden eventually come out to seek food and supplies. They would be...
I am a 32 year old male and I fantasize about getting a massage at a salon by a man. I start to get aroused when he is massaging my glutes and then again when I turn over and he is rubbing my upper thighs.
He notices, we look at...
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I want to remove my p**** and testicles. I don’t want to have any testosterone. I just want to have a lot of estrogen. But I am a straight male. The sound of a woman saying ‘You’re not a man’ turns me on!