I wet Willie myself every night thinking about Her and my ear leaks ear wax when I look at her so I have to hide it but it’s ok she is dumb but she is sooo hot and my bottom itch near her

when i was a kid i’d pretend to be a guy on games so girls would have a crush on me. now i have realised i am gay

GandJ

i am attracted to death and murder especially stabbing and lots of blood and yanderes are hot as F***
i wish someone could stab me so i could feel the pain of that knife going into me
and no im not an anime freak you f***** moron

Ive always wanted to get fucked by a family Im talking about the mom ,dad, brothers, sisters uncles aunts you name it I wanna be a familys s** slave to please them They’ed all f*** my fat young p**** so good

lol

I wanted to s*** you off so bad last week Alex.

I could use a nice c*** in a glory hole right now.

I dream of a home invasion, by several escaped s**-offenders, who will make me a prisoner in my own home, keep me t******, maybe in a canvas bag, and use and abuse both ends of me mercilessly, while making use of my well-stocked fridge, liquor cabinets, and big-screen TV…I long...

Why was the mushroom so popular?

He was a real fungi.

Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge?

It’s for staph only.

What did the cell say when he ran into the table?

Mitosis!

basically i love getting stoned and sucking on big d***….

Send pics (513)432-3033

Lesbian and wanting something if my neighbor and murder in the mind. Do not know if between a reality or a fantasy

THE P**** GUY GOT ME DYIN LMFAOOOOO WHATS WRONG WITH UR GIRL?? Tf

I WANT TO S*** P**** BUT MY gf WON’T LET ME. SHOULD I cheat on her?

My husband and I are musicians. S*** guitarists turn me on so much that I want to have a short, wild affair with one.

im a femboy, yeah, nothing more, i wanna really have s**, have a d*** in my a**, i want a f******* girl to f*** me until my brain is filled with her lenght, help me please.

sophi9e koschloied

i fantasize that i have friends and push away my real ones because i like control too much.

i want to have an o*** with a bunch of hot young latino guys.

I want to kill myself. It’s for a horrible reason tho. I want people to remember me and be thinking about me and noticing me

probably gonna kill myself

to ruin joey jordison’s corpse out of love. hes all bone now, been two(? maybe?) years. but ohh i would love to see him still and away from the worlddd… <3<3

I want an older man to fantasize about me.

In fact I wish some good looking woman would r*** me. Ha. Like Kurt Cobain..lol

Aisha Hasnie is so gorgeous

Sophie is a bad name fr

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I need to give u a b******.

P*** r***** tales jcoldstream.notepin.co

i keep on imaging me and my crush dating and him being so obsessed with me (more than i am with him) and us being like high school sweethearts and ending up so in love
(im so delusional lol)

I am running for mayor of Toronto! My platforms are:

-Abolishing the police
-Expropriating all white-owned property and redistributing it to the Black and Indigenous!

Despite being an annoying, shrill white assigned-female (I am non-binary my pronouns are it/them) I am an “ally” to the BIPOC who “centres” and...

sum random a** b**** in Germany called sophie koschlig is probably on suicide watch rn like why all these n***** online be so crueeeel for ahhahaha

Me: a 37 year old married white male working in a coffee shop
Her: a heavy chested, elegant older woman (55ish) sitting nearby
Keeps running her hand over her legs. Have caught her darting glances at my pants. Wondering if she’s seen the growing bulge. Wishing I could...

I want your bbc in me

I’d let Godzilla breed me if I wasn’t the size of an ant to them and they we real xx

i know this is fucked up but im a virgin and i wanna be taken advantage of…. i want someone to break in and take advantage of me while im sleeping

I want to have a MMF t********

What’s your job Corvallus? Besides SUCKING C****!