I want to snuggle with JoAnna Freeland. I want to play with her long hair. I want to gently nibble on her toes. I want to take in her scent. I want to understand her fully and what makes her tick. 😳

To have a relationship with a cute asian lady. Was on the edge of an affair with one, but that never happened. Always wish it had happened.

Du hast eine EREKTION (B0NER) Vater, fick mich🦴

Nico aus Deutschland

I can’t believe I’m on my ten books on the algorithmic echo, you can guess what the name of the new book, but you don’t know what the story is about for now, this is going to be a epic journey for the vampire heroes, stay tuned for more information...

Mary Smith of Fiserv looks so hot 😳 the way she fills out her shirt… God I just want her to smack me around.

I wish I had sᴇx with a married professor I work with. I’ve already tried ᴀɴᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ with my fiancé. I’d scream so hard for the professor. I wouldn’t be a homewrecker, I just want to be his lover and nothing else. He’s 45 and I’m 28.

I want to go slops after my wife has been with multiple men

Had a hot dream a bunch of cute young guys were p****** everywhere. It wish it was real

A Croatian coldblood stud and a maiden mare, mating with each other.

A Croatian coldblood horse mating with a maiden mare somewhere in Dalmatia, stretching the mare’s hymen and breeding her.

Did you know mares have a hymen just like young women? Well, now you know.

You wanna fight d¡ckless?
I sure ain’t gonna show ya my d¡ck!

Wade Garrett roadhouse

A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as...

When I was on vacation in Florida, I went to the community pool to cool off. I’m a brunette, 120 lbs, 28 years old. I found the pool almost always deserted except for an older man who came down once in a while. As I layed on the lounge chair,...

I told my hot wife that it would turn me on to see her flash her p****. She told me it would turn her on too. On long trips she would lift her skirt and show truckers her pink. In restaurants she would show men across from her some open...

I wish I had a summer fling.

1999 film „Lola rennt“ im Kino

TV PROGRAMMM 📺

I want my uncle tommy to f*** me. Ive worked so hard to achieve my dream femboy look. I have chubby thighs, perky breasts, and a slim tummy (i am insecure about being called fat). One time i even kissed him on the cheek and he blushed i just want...

i like getting my b** played with.

Marcy Barber is so fuucking hot… she intimidates me with her height. I want to give her daily foot massages while she slaps me around. I want to feel her weight on top of me.

Ja😍for tattoos, ich Weiß nicht😂do u want to do something with me? u can pick design and everything. do u want to do best friend one or something with me Julia?😂I think it would be cool to get one with you and not tell anyone only we would know the...

RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS
In music forums and comments (such as discussions around famous rock and metal acts), people often use the name to contrast an iconic artist’s career moves against playing bottom-of-the-barrel local gigs (e.g., “He’s playing with a legendary band, it’s not like he’s stuck playing with...

im all alone at home,
come over to my home n ill fucken crack yer colar bone and drag you home inna bag of bones

-the Grinch

I’m an adult man, I’m sitting here in a diaper full of piss just because I like how it feels.

I want to F*** my cousin Cindy so bad! I am fantasizing about her right now, masterbating to e********** as I type, Ohh it feels soo unbelievable, a s***** desire that has no words ♥️

Mouth full o’c***

I will RIP OPEN Ultra Magnus guts, and anyone else who gets in my way!
And with that Unicron will be my slave.

Lord Galvatron

Mary Smith of Fiserv looks so hot. I want her to rest her feet on my face like a footstool and tell me what an ugly loser I am. 😳

metergy solutions. you will go out of business, be sued for millions, and go bankrupt if its the last thing I do

I will rip open Ultra Magnus guts, and anyone else who gets in my way!

Lord Galvatron

Which race or nationalities have the best backpussies? Just getting into the cheeksplittting game lately and want to try the best. I know corvallus is Jewish but I’m not attracted to Jewish men. Any recos?

I fantasize with telling my wife that I do not have Erectile Dysfunction. I actually only get hard for girls under 13. Im thinking about leaving her because of it so i can be a ped. Cause its the only thing that gives me any sort s***** pleasure.

CIGARETTES, DIRTBIKES, DUI, REDBULL, ALCOHOLISM, DRYWALL

rodney and the fuckheads

Can’t stop fapping to p0rn and I bust in my hand and eat it after

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Shia labeouf

tattoos on your body bittch those aint gunna wash off😎

2 chainz

This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Welcome to The Running Man, survive the world’s deadliest game show

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Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in...

Voices were made, threats were raised

-Albus dumbledore

Imma a guy and like dressing feminine. Undies fit good becus small size bulge. Wanna go full femboy, learning abt makeup. Love skirts and lacey shorts.

I’m a almost-40 kissless loser nerd who works at Fiserv. I’ve been ordering lots of custom clips from women where they call me names and tell me what a loser I am. It gets me off and I can’t get enough. I love it when they degrade me and tell...

My best fantasy is going down on my Mom. I was seventeen when my Sister asked me if I had s** with a girl. She was nineteen. I told her I always chickened out when things got close. She asked if she could help me overcome my Shyness. “The best...