I wish these restaurants whether family owned or a chain restaurant will have the strict rule that if you walk away from your table for a moment then come back inside to gather your things then the busser/server/waitress has every right to take your plate and throw your sh*t in the trash so that this will keep manipulative think they’re clever lying a$$ people from b*tching to the owner that you threw away their d*mn food when it was their bullsh*t tactics to get free food. This meth head b*tch and her crazy a$$ man pulled this sh*t on me yesterday. Hey b*tch just because your jealous a$$ thought you could make me look bad doesn’t mean I want your dope head scuzzy a$$ looks like someone stepped in sh*t looking man. You may have your dark spray on tan,your nails done and sh*t but it doesn’t match my naturally beauty. You can take your ugly a$$ along with your ugly attitude down the road and I hope someone hits you on your bike.
This is to the crazy hussy that wanted to use me yesterday to lie about me to get free food. At least I don’t live a dishonest life lying and scamming people nor do I snort or shoot up c r a c k like you and your man. Welcome to Galveston Texas folks where you’ll find a crazy b*tch like that.
Open, damn it! DAMIT! open! Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour.
Ultra Magnus
You wanna fight dicklesss? I sure ain’t gonna show ya my dickk
Wade Garrett
I still want to expel my jiz/zum into the moist sugar walls of Greta Thunberg. Can’t imagine what any baby of hers would look or sound like, but I don’t care. All she’d be is a receptacle for spoo, and kind of a skanky one at that.
Somebody please invent a strain of weed that doesn’t make me hungry.
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
please send me all the s*** p*** you can find, my boyfriend doesn’t want to do s*** play so my best be is to dm others for it, and maybe we can arrange to meet up and play irl. hmu Solu#6313
I want a guy to play with my p****. I have never had anyone touch me.down there and i want a guy to just play with it and have fun. Finger it, rub it, f*** it, put ice in it, s*** it, lick it, just do whatever he wants. Im...
Im a girl, and im a little bit of a freak, i wish i could tell my boyfriend about all my preferences and turn ons, but i know he wouldn’t go for em. I feel like most guys would definitely be turned off by it.
One of the biggest things...
O heav’ns, what content is mine To see these trees, Which have appeared from the nativity of time, And which all ages have revered, To look today as fresh and green As when their beauties first were seen.
I want c*** deep in my p****. I want c** oozing out of my p**** 😩
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
i wonder if its possible to create a universe with quantum computing
i just need f****** space
I want to be a girl I want to be a real s*** I want to wear tights like the ones that get translucent when you stretch them enough I want to show off my booty to anyone who would be willing to stare That’d be...
i really want to become a dictator and turn everyone on this planet into my slaves.doing, killing, and f****** who and what ever i want😈
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
I’m a guy who is a cross-dresser and would love to become a traditionalist, Pre-Vatican II, male nun. I’m not talking of the “s*** nun” silliness but actually being a nun; praying, doing simple work, wearing the blessed habit. I know this is strange to most but it is a...
Visualizing different ways of self-harm that can possibly lead to death. Non-dangerous methods of suicide also considered.
I want to have s** with Brian May of Queen. Yes, he could be my grandfather. Yes, he is married. Yes, I am gay. I don’t care, I still want his d*** in me. 😳😳😳 I fantasize about this quite a bit tbh 😳😳😳
I really want to be fingered in public, like on the bus or in a theater. Just finger banged until I c**.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Vince, I wanna s*** your p****, and swallow your c**. – P
F*** I wanna huff some ethyl chloride spray but that s*** will kill you. I haven’t done any in years and won’t but that doesn’t mean I don’t get the Jones sometimes.
Anyone else huff??
– CORVALLUS
Anyone else ever fantasize about the SS and Hitler running a train on martin luther king jr ?
I want to experience having a female body. I really like the idea of getting into some slutty shenanigans. Sometimes the thought of being a female turns me on more than the thought of sleeping with a female.
I’ve had a constant imaginary friend from the age of 11 onwards. My wife doesn’t even know about her. I don’t tell people because I expect anybody will think I have mental illness if I do. I know this person is all in my imagination but is a source of...
Wish I didn’t exist. Wish I was never born.
Pick a toothpick. Any toothpick.
Pick a electric blade. Any electric blade.
Pick a blade. Any blade.
I am a s** worker, in a very niche market. I deal exclusively with offering virgin males their first s***** experience with a woman. Sometimes, my services are booked by parents (usually fathers), other times it’s by boys who have self esteem issues or health problems that have prevented them...
To be dead.
Longest term fantasy: a parking garage where I am bent over the hood of my own car and fucked anally by a man, or maybe by a woman with a s*******. And passersby watching my helplessly lustful humiliated face. They even sit in the front seats of my car and...
I (F) was never a very s***** kid growing up. I did m********* quite a bit, but like, I never looked at people and got turned on. I needed p*** to get me going, most of the time. I also realised that I’m bi when I was 12 (heavy female...
I really want to eat out my best friend and watch her writh beneath me. She has a boyfriend and is very in love with him but damn if that thicc girl doesnt occupy a certain part of subconcious at night. (I will never try anything. I will...
I’m in lust with Camila Mattoli, i first had a romp with her six years ago and every time I want to be her everything.
Look her up and tell me she’s not the hottest woman alive
Ive been m*********** to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and b*** are juicy and full. She drives me wild.
I live in nice neighborhood with fairly young middle age women with kids which is always nice to lear over. What I didn’t know I was being stalked by a 20something muscular MAN. He moved on me fast and within two days of chatting the third day he took me...
I’d luv it if my wife had a male FWB. When she comes home from being with him. I’d like to go down on her well used p**** and taste his sperm. It’d be so hot to make this fantasy happen for real.
If you’ve ever seen Ferngully, the scene where Hexxus is first freed. An evil creature too harmless to do much yet, but too slippery and smart to be caught,so it starts to secretly creep around, oozing it’s way into right where it wants to be, the whole time just giggling...
Run that blade down my arm without fear. Hopefully rupture a few veins along the way.
To sleep. Forever.
I luv jacking off and fantasize about my wife naked with another man. It’d be hot too watch my wife have s** with another man. While I play with myself. It’d be really hot if I could make my fantasy happen for real.