“n**** s** squidward” I’m the one who wants to f*** squidward. I also wanna f*** spongebob, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Larry, Gary, Fred, Mermaid and Barnacle Boy. I also want to shove Plankton in my p****. Like I said I wanna f*** squidward so back off.

n**** s** Squidward

Today I stuck my d*** in a giant alligator snapping turtle. It wasn’t that the turtle bit my d*** – on the contrary, it gave me the best b****** I’d had in weeks – but it was when I got lifted in the air that I realized I fucked up....

I wish that all the racists, chinks, chink haters, gender queers, n******, fatties, pole smokers, crackers, spics, dune c****, punjabis, Spaniards and loudmouths would leave this site right now.

Robert Hamburger 🍔

Since i was a teen I’ve had the fantasy of f****** a police officer, i am currently 24 and i still feel the same! Imagining myself f****** a uniform man makes me go crazy

I’ve always wanted to sleep with and have a romantic affair with my high school science teacher – Mr. Verre. I’m 25 now. I still fantasize about him. When I couldn’t get turned on with my ex boyfriends, I would literally picture him f****** me and I would get w*t....

Swallow a bunch of pills, drown with alcohol & die in my sleep.

Need to find that exacto knife for some good old fashioned vein slashing. Maybe I’ll hit the right spot this time & end my misery.

I just want to get realy high and have a man force me to listen to sissy hypnosis in the dark as him and his friends f*** me

Hey K T I wanted to f*** you for the best part of a year. Come see me when this quarantine bs is over and let’s go revs

I just wish you’d realise how much of an idiot you are being, how low you’re setting the bar for yourself and that you’d apologise and want to put things right. And then who knows, in the future, maybe we could have something, but one thing is for sure you’re...

I’m sitting here looking at their Facebook page. Again acting like I’m so happy that my cousin is getting married to the girl of his dreams. I so want him to be happy, but I have to be honest. I’m really looking at HER, not them. And truth be known...

I crave you! I want to touch every inch of your handsome body. You are so incredible!

Humans are actually a martian species that used to live on mars. But due to war we have destroyed most of the planet. Dinosaurs made earth uninhabitable so we wiped them out with a mega bomb, but now we cover it up saying it was a meteorite that did it....

I want some c***. I’m married man and admit I’m gay or at least bi. I keep jerking off about Alfred jack and Ronny. Ronny and I were lovers or should I say I was his b****. He would summon me every nite coming home stoned and wanting a b*******...

Looking for some cougar p**** to pound, if you’re interested text me~ 480-881-2216

The horse hoisted aloft onto his hind legs, his massive semi-erect c*** waving and glistening in the windy sun. Taking it in my hand but unable to get my fingers all the way around, I stroked the hose-like oily member as best I could. “Eerrroooowahahahahaha” the great steed bellowed.

This pandemic is a perfect time to kill myself. With the emphasis on social distancing, no one will intervene.

I think I am a bi-bottom male, I badly want to get a massage from a s******/t*****/ladyboy and have her slide her c*** in my a** during the massage without a condom, and feel her slick c*** move in and out of my body until she unloads her white cream...

Rachel Doty from Indiana has gorgeous feet and i want them in my life

“ I’m so sorry for uploading/spamming bigoted/intolerant, racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic posts on this site throughout 2016 to early 2020.”

WTF??? An apology from KAM??? No way…

To kill myself or die in my sleep. Either works.

I want to be naughty in the morning

Got a bulging vein ready to be pierced.

To kill myself or die in my sleep.

I have put on so much weight since this rona s*** started and I feel so huge and I look massive and 60% of me hates it but 40% kinda likes it in a messed up s** way like I am such a fat pig

Freshly 18 Hot single blonde looking for n*** trading and s*** fun on discord ;P add me
𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚꒰๑•௰•๑꒱#0817

Wishing your friendships would fall apart for all the people you stepped on to get where you are.
Wishing you would lose him for how much you used and abused him.
Wishing you would kill yourself for trying to get her to do the same.
Wishing you...

Oh Chinese baby f*** me with your big yellow d*** 😩 Put Chinese food on my p**** and eat it, also I’ll put Chinese food on your d*** and eat it tooo 😩😫

Why does everyone think that multiple people are posting racist stuff when in reality it’s all done by 1 troll??.

I have a hot fantasy where I’m naked in a trendy South Beach nightclub and all the supermodels and alpha males are pointing and laughing at my micropenis.

I’d like that wild ’bout it brother da PRESTONIAN to blowout my mansnatch with his big brown buckwild choco-c***. Jammy juicy jizzlecream in my greazy gaping grundle gash!

Happy Saturday all you c** craving c*** coveters!

Simply,
Corvallus

Dude- I want to have s** so badly and its 5;30am and I cant fall asleep because I stayed up all night thinking and its all because of my raging hormones because I’m on my period.

rip my v***** once this is over. . .

I would love to die in my sleep. Seamlessly & painlessly.

Oh filthy homeless man I yearn to bury my nose in your coccyx.

I wanna meet a girl around my age(19) that plays video games and can enjoy a few jokes. I have always wanted to meet a cute girl who can play games and joke around, most girls in my area are too tense but cute, or built like a linebacker who...

Indian girls wearing saree in a s*** slutty Way and dancing on tiktok is so hot…I wanna f*** all of them one by one…I get so h**** looking at their s*** body curves and waist-b****.

I’m so f****** h**** I just want to get fucked silly by almost anyone I f****** hate quarantine I just want some d***

I wouldn’t mind throwing myself under a car or even a bus & dying on impact.

Jenn, you gave me the best birthday I’ve ever had. I was completely unaware that you were in town. And when I saw you wearing nothing but that radiant smile, a red neck tie and your cowgirl boots, I could hardly contain myself. You felt amazing in my arms and...