I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.
Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they were interested in my muffin aka my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.
They didn’t understand what I was saying and kept asking me if I wanted some rock I said heck yeah I could use a rock hard BBC between my tender white buns!
Finally they understood what I meant and this is when they got violent and started beating me unmercifully.
As soon as I could I skated out of there and I’m starting to not like these NIGGERSS ANYMORE! Not a single one of those lazy worthless NIGGARS EVEN BUTTFUCKED ME!!! Just punches and kicks mostly.
CORVALLUS B NIGGERHATER
It’s good having friends to hang with at any age but what I disagree with is making it a lifestyle to be around your friends all the time. You go on fun trips and/or expensive cruises and fine dine so much that you ignore the people in your life that doesn’t have the money to go on those trips with you,you speak to them and have less to do with them the more you give your time and money to your money hungry luxurious rich wanna bes. Don’t turn your back on anyone below you on your income level. Especially your family that’s willing to cross the street to visit and you don’t and all you really care about is driving across the map to please people that really don’t give 2 cents about you for who you are. Also,if you are spoiled and your kids are grown ups they are not going to have a thing to do with you because you expect them to cater to your every need and get upset about it. Expecting them to help out when needed is normal and ok but it’s childish and weird to expect them to do what you want them to all the time and get upset when they don’t. If you are one of those people, with all do respect I suggest you get professional help.
theres a Jetstream of bullshitt coming out of your mouth.
larry david aka curb your enthusiasm
I wanna be a fem boy, nice body, small package. But I’m ugly af, bad hair and teeth. Not happening..
I have a big-a**, ridiculous, EMBARRASSING crush on Dr. Anthony Fauci. Something about him is just so f****** s***. I’m not sure what it is–his poised manner, his steady confidence, his entirely capable and reassuring manner of speaking that just makes a person feel…safe? He is a steady buoy in...
Goddddd my tattoo artist was so hot he did my tattoo and I wanted to just drop to my knees and s*** him off goddd I wanna f*** sooooo bad I’m contemplating getting another tattoo just so I can see him again and hopefully get lucky, is that desperate?
some songs don’t want you to know what they mean~ L.
My life says: quarantined at home My brain and heart say: Hermit icelandic sheep farmer serving as a residence for wandering soldiers and travelers.
I hope Trump dies soon and takes Pence with him.
God how I wish you would come see me today. I will be alone so we can talk about whatever you’d like. I miss you so much. 💔
Just sitting here thinking about a fantasy I’d like to act out one day. I am a man whose fantasy is to be ordered to get naked on my knees and being made to s*** off a man to completion….I want to taste success!
♧I get it tiget, you love because Laura has this magical blood and looks like a fairy because she actually is one, haven’t you heard her music?♡I know you’re pretending to be her but Laura doesn’t use this website because she’s always busy. ♧
he’s taking credit because he has created or manipulated nobody. to be honest, i don’t even know what are his interests other than “polla”
Laura looks like she can be your dream come true 😉
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So im on a week+ vacation, I can’t jackoff because the family has tons of kids and people everywhere cant spend a lot of time in bathroom without being bothered by someone its been almost 2 weeks since I had Busted a Nut, I almost want to go see my...
Past week hubby and myself had watched some p*** movies . The second one was about being seduced by her son’s best friend . Hubby replied doesn’t that look fun . I replied you wish ! Then I started thinking about young stiff c***. Then I found myself f******** myself...
Qaffa Amynn loves brutal g******
I’ve always wanted to be a serial killer. I know I’m probably a psychopath, because it just seems like a fun game. I’d love to taunt police with clues only I can figure out.
I always wanted to become the slave of a girl, idk why but I started to become masochistic when I saw a guy being t****** and yeah I know this is weird as f***
Im 23 and never kissed a girl. I have an amazing boyfriend though. I’m a girl who’s never kissed another girl.
Self-harm isn’t good enough. I need to end it all.
Patrick greenwood is the worst
Love yourself and Love will follow you.
Hey everyone. I’m really into getting loads of Dickpicks! I’d really appreciate if you sent me loads! My Snapchat is lucab225 and my instagram is luca_barbers! They don’t have to be your d*** if you find that awkward. Don’t worry I won’t reply back! Unless u wanna have sum fun...
Veins are for slashing.
I was stupid to really think it would be better when you came back.
you’re unreliable to me as i am ordered to be your guardian
My classmates mom looks like monica Bellucci…all I wanna do is shove my d*** inside her mouth and f*** her face!
sometimes i fantasise about a dead man hurting me in various ways and i like it
She is adorable and powerful at the same time.. loves alcohol and when she calls me kitten I get butterflies. I love smoking her up on my break. 😉 😁 🥰 Definitely a dope a** coworker.
R***
Oh baby. F*** me so hard that I scream 😩
Dear Clay,
Stop dragging your feet. Come over. F*** me. I’m serious. I want you to and I know you want to. you wouldn’t have sent me s*** pajamas if you didn’t, I’m serious.
– Hannah.
I want to fucked really hard
MCFD offices and their employees homes will be bombed, poisoned and hunted this week for separating fathers from their children.
I want to buy a female horse just so I can make passionate love to her. I love the look of their plump assholes and I just want to lick and f*** it. I wanna be a horse “rider” so bad. What should I do? Should I go for it?...
If I were to end it all, I’d go somewhere that no one can find me so they can’t intervene.
I wish I had the guts to take a pair of scissors & cut right into my skin.
I want to kiss you for hours, in a room lit up only by moonlight. Somewhere far away, surrounded by glittering oceans and not another person for miles.
I wish I had the guts to harm myself and/or end things altogether.
I’m a teenage girl and I fantasize about getting raped and fucked hard by an older men twice my age.. making me all his, and owning me like his little property to use whenever and however he wants..
i really wish i could’ve respected my current bff when we were a bit tense. Glad we are both cool
I don’t think you guys heard me I said: murder hornets, wasps, flies, scorpions, cockroaches, ants and any type of venomous spiders are whores, sluts, and faggots