I’m that 100% straight guy and these confessions are really getting my pecker going today 8==========0

Ready to be a c** sissy today loco por leche coat my throat with c** i swallow all drain u dry u know how to reach me CENTRAL FLORIDA feed me JIZZLE JUICE

– CORVALLUS

I want to be the center of a circle jerk, my face the biscuit to your gravy, unleash your essence upon my face and down my gullet. Let’s make this happen fellas.

– CORVALLUS

Too f****** perfect 😍😞
Please don’t be upset
GOD why do you keep me alive.
This whole life has been s***.
The only pleasure I get is not healthy for me.
You send angels to be in my life but they don’t help. No one...

I fantasize about a woman at work. We’re both married but from the signals I’m getting and body language it’s obvious she has similar feelings. I’m going to take her out to lunch and see what happens.

🤪 First name** .. I’m terrible at texting keyboards 😜

🤪 go get em momma bear 😻😘
Have a special day tomorrow 😁
I don’t want to go another week😕
Could you do me a favor tho.. say my fist name?

I stuck my face in my wife’s b********* and huffed all her sulfurstank then had her sit on my face sniffed all her ladysmells and dripping cooch cola. DELICIOSO

– CORVALLUS

🤪 Does he love on you and pamper you?
I would!😊
😸
I hope you get the love you need because I know how it feels to be so cold…

🤪 I love your soul and the fact you always eat healthy and drink water. When your not mothering Or drinking liquor.☺️😘

yttik 🤪
😍 ariK em edarged esaelp

Smarty 😻

🤪… feeling good
like I should
went and took a walk around the neighborhood. 😜
I hope you had a good day at work beautiful. ☺️🥰

🤪 A garlic bread and whiskey for lunch.. 😉

🤪 I cut my finger doing dishes I also sucked it like a d*** (Love the blood) and got h**** 😅 I’m just saying I am a freak. I hope you know how weird I am. ☺️🍑 sorry 😐 f a scare you. I don’t really have any limits.. if...

🤪 Did some drink-cleaning 🤣heavy on the cleaning and drinking.. and singing to post 🥰 he is a cutie.. 😈

🤪 I get butterflies thinking about us.
would be it be weird if I came up to see you☺️
definitely inappropriate 😍 oh k****😜
just thinking of about chilling and smiling 😻😻 why do you call me kitty? South Park or because I have claws.
Or...

ohgods I am such a h**** femboy, please message me 17802703620

🤪
I would never want to cause problems between you and him.
I know I have been very forward and k**** with you on here.
It’s all just fantasy. (Literally)
It’s all true tho.
😻 not all poly is the same
🤟

🤪
👁_^ Have a wonderful day😁 😊💭✌️

🤪💭💭 😊😁 I guess my type is thicc-N-dorky 😊
With a side of booze 😻😻😻😻😻 👁_^

I honestly just want to be somebody who loves me

All hail the Queen 👑

🤪so I want to tell you about this dream I had back in early 2016. So we were showering and then we got out and wrapped up in pale blue towels all of a sudden my wife and your bf walked through the front door with groceries and I woke...

🤪 … 😔 I guess I won’t see you on Tuesday since I am not working until 5. I really wanted to see you! 😩 you are amazing and I will be missing you extra. 😜👅🍑
P.s. Take on me (reel big fish) you asked if I listened to...

I wish to one day open a portal to Hell so my demon brethren and masters can invade and conquer this world.

🤪 if I leave this job I Am staying in touch with you😍😊

And damnit I saw that video of Corvallus getting his backclam fucked and it looks just like f****** a p****, maybe better, but when I think about my Dad yelling at me calling me a filthy queer for waxing my carrot to a men’s fitness magazine I get real sick...

But damnit there are some nights when even though I’m 100% straight I’d still like a thick black b**** right up the old tailpipe!

No, I AM the straight white man, and I stand by everything I ever said. I just want to show them my edged weapons collection and then voilently stab them both to death, and its not because Im a closeted gay either.

Instead I’ll just try avoid this place...

🤪 I am kinda bummed I don’t get to see you until Tuesday instead of Monday. 😊 I’m sorry for all the post but I can’t help but be very attracted to you 🥰

🤪 Vanilla Twilight 🥰

I have permission 😍 🥳🥳🤩🤩 .. js 😉 🤪 if we had a deep conversation and happened to kiss it’s okay🥰 😊😊😊😊. 😘😘😘

🤪Wishing you would add me on fb.. 🥰

I can’t wait to see you again 😍

👁_^ 😌🍑☺️

I wanna start living my life on my own.
I wanna move out into my own place by myself.
I want real close friends.
I wanna maintain and provide for myself.

I’m f****** grown- wish I could.

I fantasy my sister and have jerked on her pics with other friends.
and I hate myself for that.

Okay, girl, when you get out of the shower I want you to get on your hands and knees on the bed. I will get on mine behind you and when your h**** enough i’ll begin licking you from behind. If you’re into a***, I’ll begin with your a**. I’ll...

🤪
I want to kiss you so bad right now. 😊

You.

🤪 I going to feel real stupid if it’s not you 😉