My dream job is eating c** out of pussies all day long at a brothel.

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Into the ocean -Blue October
I have loved this since I was a little kid
Maybe I should have been evaluated 🤷‍♂️🤫

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I got butterflies thinking about you 😍 you make me feel secure and silly.
I love knowing you feel good
🙂 truthful
😚 I want to lightly bite your bottom lip😊
I would wipe your sweat away 😉
Feeling bubbly as f*** this...

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You need to pet me… 😻
2and2
Mommy issues on top of your personality 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍K🤓

Prestonian word on the street is you were the Bottom Grip on Darkman 1 & 2, Larry hoed out your a** to Liam Neeson and Arnold Vosloo, and Larry & Bruce Campbell spitroasted u in a Tads Steaks bathroom

Prestonian used to be the bottom sub of Larry Drake, the actor who played Dr. Giggles. Preston feltched me in 2003 at the flea market in Montgomery while Larry was buying a new dinette.

I fantasize about Alex, or Yandere Dev, and would like to be with him. This is very weird and I will admit to that but I find Alex incredibly hot.

I long to die peacefully in my sleep.

Went to a salon after six months….. a new salon. The barber was f****** s**, even tonned dark brown skin….muscular arms….broad shoulders….veiny forearms. His fingers on my head….his wrist on my nape of the neck….his trimmer sending weird but awesome sensations through my body…..had to focus hard in order to...

Kinda hearted
Interesting
Reproductive 😊
Amazing
😉 😻

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Hiya darling 😊😊
Good morning 😘🤓

I wish I could shrink myself down to 1/900th scale. I would then explore the inside of the a**. I would likely need a protective vehicle however to shield me from the s*** and stench.

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So you should listen to Bad Things by MGK with some bass. K🤓 😊

I really want him to f*** me so bad..

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😊🥰 I miss you Buddy😍
K🤓

I really want my roommate to f*** me, but we’re both dudes and he’s the straightest dude I’ve ever met

🤪 I am becoming more comfortable with my s********.
My whole life I never talked about it but yea..
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K🤓🥰😻
Have any good liquor lately.
😊😊😊😊😊

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The way I see it is if I can make a few people that I hold dear to me feel good or s*** about themselves I will. 😻❤️
✌️😘

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Those pink flowers were for you K🤓 I didn’t know how to give them to you 😋

I have trouble getting hard at the thought of s**, but I get hard very easily at the thought of romance.

S**

🤪didn’t think you would really go😞
I need a friend but it’s cool lil Starbucks 😔I might be getting a divorce.. please talk to me

Got some WET A** P**** WAP ready for your Bootyhole I F*** WET A** BACKSNATCH WAP I like em hairy, like jungle hairy LEMME BREED U WITH MY WAP BOI

When I shout “Schenectady!” you pull the string of a*** beads from my a**

🤪 I know you are busy
Please just talk to me.
I need a friend right now
I’m scared
I’m mad
I need help✌️
I’m sorry 😞

I want everyone in the world dead including myself.

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I cant even let go 😔😖
F*** life
Maybe I should threat a cop so he will shoot me🥰

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😔😔😔😔😔😔😣😣😖😖
I promise on my soul if I had a gun I would shoot my self
The pain will end soon.
One way or another
What is a life?
Depends on who you ask!
if you only cause pain around you should...

I thought about meeting up with TS Vanessa tonight, trading her some percs for a breeding and a shot of her jizzle juice down my throat. But I’m in too much pain, I need my percs.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

Our nation needs a whole new direction in leadership. When you vote this year, please write-in Vince McMahon. Thank you in advance!

😞 stay away from me. It’s to much to bare … always a demon 🤘

I’m that 100% straight guy and these confessions are really getting my pecker going today 8==========0

Ready to be a c** sissy today loco por leche coat my throat with c** i swallow all drain u dry u know how to reach me CENTRAL FLORIDA feed me JIZZLE JUICE

– CORVALLUS

I want to be the center of a circle jerk, my face the biscuit to your gravy, unleash your essence upon my face and down my gullet. Let’s make this happen fellas.

– CORVALLUS

Too f****** perfect 😍😞
Please don’t be upset
GOD why do you keep me alive.
This whole life has been s***.
The only pleasure I get is not healthy for me.
You send angels to be in my life but they don’t help. No one...

I fantasize about a woman at work. We’re both married but from the signals I’m getting and body language it’s obvious she has similar feelings. I’m going to take her out to lunch and see what happens.

🤪 First name** .. I’m terrible at texting keyboards 😜

🤪 go get em momma bear 😻😘
Have a special day tomorrow 😁
I don’t want to go another week😕
Could you do me a favor tho.. say my fist name?

I stuck my face in my wife’s b********* and huffed all her sulfurstank then had her sit on my face sniffed all her ladysmells and dripping cooch cola. DELICIOSO

– CORVALLUS