I CAN’T WAIT TO TURN 18 NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the silliest slow motion chase, ever.

Would love to poke at my veins with a sharp object such as an exacto knife.

My husband is getting me to talk dirty more and more. He loves the idea of watching another man f*** me he goes rock hard. I worry where it is going! But he gets so hard. I don’t want that. My only fantasy like that is someone making me, knowing...

kill as many white republicans as you like. From sun up to sun down. Hang their bodies from tree branches and let the crows feed on them. That’s the only way to implement meaningful change in this shithole country.

The Podcast is waiting for me to build a new computer with Zen 3 & a new graphics card.

And I’m not black but I got a big JIZZLE STICK

– CORVALLUS

f*** you dad, I am twisted because god made me that way. But you wanted all the credit. I hated talking to you, you drunk pompous wop. F*** your wop victim world. F*** you and your c*** sister for basically saying f*** my interests. Its damn near r***. I live...

Legit I have a first edition of The Coming of Tan by Riley Martin & Oqua Tangin Wan from like 96, and two symbols.

– CORVALLUS

I want to titfuck my stepdaughter. I know it’s wrong but her breasts are so nice I just want to put my p**** in between them as I squeeze them together

There is no middle ground. Extremism sells stories. Check mate you gullible shits, rednecks and commies alike. Hahaha. Yours truly, the media.

Power is my pacifier and I s*** on it all day!! Take it all away, if you want to see a sadistic supernova tantrum! Waaahhh, I s***. Signed, D. +rump.

I am terroreest. I have no idea what peace and prosperity really means. We rich people just scheme takeovers like the primates we are. I would even sell out Poo-tin if someone paid me more! And that is the mistrust that we rich folk live with eternally. I dont smile...

You’re a p******** by proxy. As long as you’re the little girl, nobody else gets hurt. Presto chango, no problemo.

Dear addiction, You perform for me, you take me places, I surrender to you, I absorb myself into you. No one is as perfect as you. People that can’t give me my fix, are useless and deserve to burn in wildfires or die from the virus. Try to take away...

Which one of you whites has a tongue for this black a******?! Jam it in whitey! I’ve been dealing with your shithole my whole damn life, you can lick my shithole for 10 minutes. #BBM #BLACKBOOTYHOLESMATTER

The Cure is to open your heart and Worship The Holy Jism! All things are possible with the Holy Jism!

When I was 17 I got head from my 7th grade health teacher and I loved it. She was a fat white cow who sucked c*** so f****** good! She would s*** it real really hard. She would s*** it so long my c*** would be sore. She would let...

HELL YEAH– I enjoy the stories of Corvallus being spitroasted by different gentlemen. They really get my pecker bouncing.

HUGH JANUS

I’m a huge f****** p*** addict. I watch p*** all day. I love it. Yesterday I watched a Joi clip that told me to j******* in the parking lot. I get on random video chat apps and j******* for women who want to watch. I’m such a f****** gooner. I...

I dream of being an actual findomme. I want to live my day to day life knowing that everything I do is fueled completely by the lust other people have for me. I get so h**** thinking about being able to exert that kind of control over another human being....

New American monuments and statues should be of the following true American hero’s : Stephen Craig Paddock, (for killing the most amount of Americans in 1 attack) Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, (for killing as many American kids as they did) Timothy James McVeigh, (For attacks against the American Government)...

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It’s been many moons.
I just wanted to talk a little bit about schools.
It’s not for everyone.
I was not emotionally ready, even in high school.
It’s funny really.. I was doing multiplication before preschool. 😅

You ever want to take your dog and sling him across the room by grabbing the back of his neck and throwing poprocks at him because he usin the bathroom in yo house? N**** i just cleaned thefuckin flo

Pour that Holy Jism down my throat baby! St Priapus bless me with the Lord’s Nectar, the Divine HOLY JISM!

– CONCUBINE CORVALLUS

So I’m like super into my cousin. She’s been only my half cousin and she just took her stepdad’s last name so at this point it’s almost like we’re not even related. We’ve only met in person like 4 times our whole lives. We’re both 18 and she so f*****...

I sometimes fantasize about being a lesbian woman even though I am a gay man

Im a virgin and I want to have s** so bad but I know its going to hurt the first time and ill go to hell if its not with my husband but sometimes well all the time I fantasize about a really tall, well built, model face man laying...

I’m so thirsty for Colombian model Laura Saenz & I can’t stop bating to her Instagram. She has f****** vids to, she makes me want to get on my knees and beg for buttermilk!

I know it’s not real, but I feel like I’m completely in love with myself. I want to marry myself so I can f*** me forever. xo

I’ve had the urge at gas stations recently to pull down my pants, shove the pump nozzle up my a** and commence the flow of petroleum. While such a choice would bring near-certain instant death, it would provide a surreal story to potential onlookers.

If you trans women look more masculine than a cisgender pretty boy like me when I’m clean shaven, then I’m gonna judge you for being fake trans and not attempting to pass as a woman. Perverts and attention whores. Real trans women don’t just grow their hair out and start...

Or … we can just kill off all white people bc no matter what, y’all are the bane of everyone’s existence. Imagine a world where whites never brought their racism, genocide, slaughter, theft & disease to America or this planet. The ozone layer would close, polar bear populations would return,...

I want to s*** a femboy’s d***. I want his c** inside me. A cute femboy cosplaying as Venti would be amazing, I want to have them inside me, I want to swallow every last drop of glorious c** they have. Their c*** is probably huge, and I would love...

J*** you

J*** me

Jizzle me always

That’s the way it should be

J*** you

J*** me

Jizzle together

Deliciously

– CORVALLUS RICHIE

I want him to tell me he loves me…even if he doesn’t…because isn’t it all a lie when we touch…when I s*** him off and he goes home after…it should have been us

I wish I didn’t exist & that I was never born.

I look at all these americans wandering around looking all cunty (and fat) and wish I could see how stupid they all looked if I was to machine-gun them all down. It’s no wonder YOU are the most hated race on earth.

CORVALLUS ! ! ! You are alive! All hail the mighty Corvallus’ a***! Please relay more stories of your conquests!.. *sits patiently and waits in hope…

Can’t you see i am just using you? More and more I glare and look unrelaxed. Because I have no dreams. There is no happy endpoint. I have no vision of harmony. Not for me, and not for your pretty daughter. Violence is the endpoint. You see, if I saw...

i wish both of my parents would just get brutally slaughtered and eviscerated like beef cattle